Anusymous

If you use anon in your handle, you will actually be anonymous. This is also how Anonymous, the hackers works, I'm anonymous! The police can't find me for ddosing!

"Love seeketh not itself to please,
Nor for itself hath any care,
But for another gives its ease,
And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair."

So sung a little Clod of Clay
Trodden with the cattle's feet,
But a Pebble of the brook
Warbled out these metres meet:

"Love seeketh only self to please,
To bind another to its delight,
Joys in another's loss of ease,
And builds a Hell in Heaven's despite."

My anus sense is tingling! A roal is nearby!

The Virgin Mary fills my heart with desire
But arseholes set my prick on fire

Free women cast a lustful eye
On my gigantic charms, and seek
By word and touch with me to lie,
And vainly proffer cunt and cheek;
Then, angry, they miscall me weak,
Till one, divining me aright,
Points to her buttocks, whispers "Greek!" —
A strong man's love is my delight!