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IS IT TIME TO START WORSHIPPING KIMMO ALM?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 12:05

After being reminded on kimmoa.se by another thread, I've realized that kimmo is, in many ways, a visionary folk hero who realized in 2008 what many of us didn't realize until 2010/2011: joot is a cocksucking faggot, it is best to spam 4chan with bots at all times, and the internet is a freedom-hating machine that exists only to perpetuate stupidity and bad spelling.

Further, Anontalk was a very well developed website specifically designed to keep out the kind of reddit/b/ros that infest the rest of the internet. The way he got attacked by failures who literally dedicated their teenage years to fucking with him just shows how he was standing against the hypocritical, hateful normie ideals the tinychan faggots and joot represented.

What I'm saying is that Kimmo was misunderstood, vilified and slandered by joot who turned out to be the biggest anus on the internet. Kimmo is like a martyr to my mind, and I feel almost like Judas. I took pleasure in fucking with him in 2008, gleefully denying that proper English was important and asserting ridiculously that it was a bad thing to spam 4chan with bots. Now all I'm left with is regrets and the desire to worship Kimmo. Who is with me?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 12:32

Go be retarded somewhere else.

Name: δΈŠγ’ 2015-05-10 13:03

Keep being retarded right here.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 13:29

No, go be retarded somewhere else.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-10 13:43

I must object in the strongest possible terms to this proapoasal of worshiping KIMMO JOHAN ALM.

Everything bad said about him is true, even the things which contradict each other, since he is that bad a person that such seeming contradictions become possible.

This proaposal will fail even if we must kill people to accomplish that. I admit my roal. This has gone well beyond the goatfinger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 13:49

So what you're saying is that he's a good person and we should worship him? That's the only thing I understood from your post.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 13:50

>>6

yes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 13:55

>>5
Reported to FBI for death threatening.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 14:16

We should invite Kimmo to post here.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 14:30

dubs check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 14:38

>>10
nice

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 14:53

Have you had any interactions with the man? He's a self-worshipping autistic retard that somehow has both a superiority and inferiority complex at the same time.

Furthermore, I suspect that >>1 is Kimmo. Kill yourself, >>1-kimmo.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 14:58

>>12
Any proof to that statement?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 15:03

>>13
Do you have any proof that the sun will rise tomorrow? And yet you keep on living all the same.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 15:18

>>1
I'm with you.

>>2-4
Fagstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 15:21

>>14
epic analogypost /b/rah.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 15:26

OP, you are legitimately retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 18:15

>>17
I think you are the retarded one here, buddy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 18:32

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 18:36

>>19
Got any proof that he's a pedo?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 19:48

>>19
Was it absolutely necessary to use an image macro?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 19:52

>>19
I had to fill out 4 captchas to see that! Please reserve pomf links for images that are worth that much work to see!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 20:27

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 21:05

>>23
The pic doesn't even mention anything having to do with paedophilia. As for the ED page, it's just biased slander without a gram of proof. They show a picture of his face and claim that he's masturbating to child porn. Laughable. You could do that to anyone's mugshot, even yours. Are you a pedo?

Name: RedCream 2015-05-10 21:16

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Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 21:29

>>25
Anyone who pisses you off this much is surely a great person. Got any proof of your slanders against him? If I were Kimmo, I would sue you for false accusations of pedophilia.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 22:14

>>26
It's likely that Kimmo just saw pedophilia as a niche he could target to get traffic to his free-speech site. There's no proof of his pedophilia, the closest edtards and joot could come up with is a comment on an IRC where Kimmo said he wouldn't mind a 14 yo girl as a sex slave. Pedophiliac comment? You decide.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-10 22:46

>>26
If I were Kimmo, I would sue you for false accusations of pedophilia.

I made noa such accusations. You admitted the wrong roal.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-10 23:28

>>27
That would be ephebophilia, not pedophilia. And who wouldn't want a 14 year old sex slave.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 0:06

>>23

<KimmoA> Wouldn't mind having a 14 year old daughter as my personal *** toy/slave.

I like the cut of his jib.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 0:44

It is entirely possible Kimmo was a second coming of Jesus, literally sent to save us from the digital future we are now in -- chan boards are popular with normies, everybody is a "red-pilled" redditard, and there is zero free speech online. It makes me wretch to think I used to laugh at him and troll AT, even supporting that massive kike ltmake who spent his entire formative years developing bots and websites to troll Kimmo. One has to ask themselves why. Why did notorious kikes like joot and ltmake hate Kimmo so much. The answer to that can be found in another question, and that question is: why did the jews crucify Christ first time around?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 1:06

>>31

Your words are persuasive, I think I believe you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 5:58

>>33
check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 8:12

>>24

The pic doesn't even mention anything having to do with paedophilia

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19402169/proof.png

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 8:21

>>34
Once again, not even a mention of anything pedo. Also links to ED which is biased and has no proof. I'm starting to suspect that you're the pedo here, and trying to false-flag someone else because of it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 8:24

>>34
this is written in a satirical manner but most of the stuff is true
Proof?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 9:00

>>35
Hi Kimmo!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 9:13

>>37
I wish.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 9:52

>>37
Hi Moot!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 11:19

>>39
I wish.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 12:20

>>40
ugh, gay.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 13:23

I hate that I think like this, but I think atheists are the dumbest, most self-righteous shitheads on earth whose feelings are firstly based more on some childish sense of 'being right' than any wish to actually lift the human condition, and secondly are far from a rationally reached result of critical thought, are a childish reaction to chiefly American strains of religion.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 13:28

>>41
You wish.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-11 13:59

>>42

Are you kidding?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 15:48

>>44
Kopipe. Nevertheless, not kidding. I'm an atheist myself and I find most "devout" atheists (the ones who just won't shut up about their their lack of beliefs and who devote their entire lives to arguing with theists or even other atheists) to be absolutely unbearable.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 6:05

With whom My hand will be established; My arm also will strengthen him. Psalms 89:21

^Read that shit. Learn that shit. Become it. Understand faggots ? Worshiping a man ? You faggots get more fucked by the day I swear...

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-20 8:10

I'm going to have to agree with OP on this one...

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