women hate thread

Does anyone else here spend literally all day thinking about how disgustingly sociopathic women are?

I cannot concentrate on anything else anymore.

Please tell me I'm not the only one.

Takano is that way, but there's plenty of other nice girls like Rika.

fuck off touhou fag

2D > 3D

I hate all women (including touhou) because my mother was very mean to me when I was little (she asked me to go to school, wtf?).

This is the first time I've ever seen you- and that car. I wonder if this is your first day on campus, or if this is just the

first time you've driven that car to campus. I hope you talk to me. I really like that car.

Everybody loves me. I'm beautiful and everyone tells me this, so naturally I don't appreciate it and don't put any effort into my

relationships. I don't have to. I'll just sit here, looking pretty, and everyone will come to me. If you don't, someone else

will. Or nothing will happen. I don't care either way, because I have, like, the cutest little phone! And I'll spend my time

reading and answering all the texts that all the people who adore me have sent in the last five minutes. And someone else who's

willing to buy me things will come along. The glitter letters stretching across the front of my baby doll T shirt reflect my

entire being: H-O-T-! So unless you want to live an austere, dejected, brutal, lonely life, and you don't want a chance at this

pussy, you will make the first move.

Finally, you've approached me! Now you have to say The Right Thing. Here's the catch: I don't even know what The Right Thing is!

Isn't this fun? Just talk about anything until you've hit my emotional G spot.

Some advice? Don't be too nice, but don't be a jerk. Don't be too laid back, but don't be too aggressive. Don't focus on me too

much, as that would be desperate, but don't focus on yourself too much, either, as that would be selfish. Got it?

If you do things right, it should feel like you're walking on a tightrope over shark infested waters and juggling at the same

time. Oh, but don't let me tell you what to do, because I need to feel you're in control of the situation, Papa. That way, if

anything goes wrong, I can blame it on you, Daddy. Also, I don't want some wimp to buy me dinner!

After you've hacked into me with the right "passwords" and "codes," and you've asked me out, and I've given you the cold shoulder

and runaround for a week and a half, I'm going to reward you with the sheer pleasure of taking me out to dinner and conversation-

your treat, of course. I'm going to order the most expensive thing on the menu and eat only a third of it. (I'm watching my

weight so that everybody will continue to love me.) Then I'm going to talk to you about myself, my family, myself, the last item

of clothing I bought, my interests, my tastes, myself, the cute little thing my roommate did the other day, and myself. Did I

mention that I was going to talk about myself? And you better at least pretend to care, if you ever want me to use you again.

At the end of the night when you take me home (What's with this car? Where's the car that made me first see you?), I'm going to

hug you and tell you that I'm not ready for anything serious, and I'd rather be friends. Translation: when the aloof, insensitive

guy that I'm perpetually on and off with shits all over me again, I'm going to come crying to you and try to use you to wipe it

off. After all, I bet you're a good listener. Nice guys are totally emotional toilet paper.

Oh, and since we'll be friends by then, I'll see if I can con you into moving some couches for me that next Saturday. I'll have

another "friend" lined up that day; I think you guys will get along great! Of course, you will receive no compensation for this

whatsoever- not even pizza and beer. This might make you angry. (Anger is, by the way, the only emotion you will ever be allowed

to express again, unless you want to be viewed as a sissy.) However, you better not let me catch wind of your attitude, or I'll

be forced to tell my girlfriends that you're "psycho" and that you're only angry that I wouldn't sleep with you. And I know

everybody, and everybody loves me, so I can make sure you never get a date in this town again. So be a good sport, OK?

If you have a problem with any of this, it's not because I'm cruel, dishonest, capricious, mercurial, cold-blooded, manipulative,

or self-serving. It's because you either hate women, have a small dick and/or deep-seated feelings of sexual inadequacy, have

abandonment and/or attachment issues, have bottomless self-hatred that you project onto others to avoid responsibility, or all of

the above. You should probably seek professional help- or call the Rejection Hotline, since you JUST DON'T GET IT!

After I've notified the Women's Center at the university that you've been harassing me, and the police come to arrest you, and

I've pressed charges, and you've been expelled, and I've destroyed your life, my girlfriends will pick me up to go shopping so I

can take my mind off of how much all of this has hurt me, and how traumatized I am by your creepiness.

Men are such pigs!

>>4
False.

>>1
I hope you are joking.

Does anyone else here spend literally all day thinking about how disgustingly sociopathic women are?

Uh, no? Just so you know, I'm a virgin and a huge Touhou-loving nigger.

http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/

>>10
Where do you host it, on your Raspberry Pi via a dial-up?

I don't give a shit about 3D bitch pigs.

>>4
D must be negative.

>>13
Yes, anyone who thinks that "2D > 3D" actually has negative penis length.

>>14
I can affirm that this is not true.

>>15
You're lying.

>>16
嘘じゃない

>>17
Nice smileyfaces just like in /g/, bro! Let's go back to /g/ and post more smileyfaces there!!!

>>18
time to upgrade your browser grandpa!

>>13

D must be negative.

Noa, D is a function, dependent upon input and conditions.

>>19
You idiot, I can view the symbols allright. It's just that they still look like smiley-faces.

>>6
Jeez man, I was going to make a parody of your post but it was way too fucking long. Did you write that all yourself? Holy shit.

>>20
The output of a true function depends only on its inputs, not any external condition.

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

>>22

Of course not you fool, I never write posts longer than two lines.

>>24

I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

I can't say I get happy, but I take some sort of satisfaction when it happens, specially if she is college aged and good looking. It's almost sexual. Reading about how daddy's little girl is now on the obituary, that her sociopathic boyfriend killed and beheaded her corpse, when the inevitable news article comes up, full of pictures if her smiling, with testimonials of her friends about how she was a happy, personable, popular girl working on ger law degree, it gives me a very sick and twisted kind of pleasure, that I can't say I enjoy, but I also can't stop it.

>>24,26
Stop copying posts from /r9k/. No one gives a fuck.

>>27

How do you cope with >tfw no gf?

>>28
Please stay at your favorite imageboard.

Everyone else shall brace themselves for the incoming influx of alpha monkeys that were released from their cages to use this thread to validate themselves by proving to be ``superior'' to a small group of angered virgins.

>>23

Wrong, depending on hao you define 'input' and 'conditions'. If you define all conditions as inputs, then you are right. But I did not soa define it thus. Nao do yoar sweet evil.

>>29

Would you date a white woman that has at some point in her life hugged a black guy?

>>31
Yes. Why wouldn't I?

I concluded that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are
wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal
-
like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking
rationally. They are like animals, completely cont
rolled by their primal, depraved emotions and
impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast
-
like men. They are beasts themselves.
Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained,
the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not
have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of
intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which
men to mate with, like they do today, they
would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This
in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity
completely. Women are
like a plague that must be quarantined. When I came to this brilliant, perfect
revelation, I felt like everything was now clear to me, in a bitter, twisted way. I am one of the few people
on this world who has the intelligence to see this. I am like a god
, and my purpose is to exact ultimate
Retribution on all of the impurities I see in the world.

Consider this: A pack of wild Women.

>>20
But the expression "2D > 3D" does not use normal function notation (e.g. f(2) = 7). Either the 2 and 3 are the inputs to the function in some unusual notation (so it really means f(2) > f(3)), in which case the function as a whole can be considered negative (higher inputs = lower outputs), assuming there is indeed some kind of consistent trend between inputs and outputs; the only OTHER interpretation is that it really means something along the lines of 2D(x) > 3D(x), with the (x) being implicit, so it can be simplified to replace the D(x) with a simple variable D.

>>33
Saying "women are like animals" is really a pointless statement, since all humans are animals by definition. And I don't think the issue is specifically that WOMEN are overly emotional. Humans in general tend to be quite emotional about things they feel strongly about, and while men and women tend to express the emotions differently, the real issue is the inability to distinguish between emotion and rationality. People tend to think of themselves as rational beings, which is true insofar as they are capable of rational thought. The problem arises when they fail to realize that their emotions are still illogical, even if they as individuals are rational.

yes

This thread seems like one I would have made to be lulzy and epic, but I can't fort he life of me remember if I am the OP or not....

>>1
Its too depressing. Try to do some positive things, even watching chinese pornocartoons.

Okay, I'll bite. Why do women hate thread?

Women are too busy being awesome to waste time hating anything, besides maybe menstrual cycles and cheapskates like OP.

>>37
I know how that goes. I've been annoyed at some stupid shit in old threads, then I realize I made the post. There is no worse feeling than being self-trolled.

>>39
Why do loli haet pizza? They just do.

>>39
Try reading the OP, he laid out the reason why in plain English

[women are] disgustingly sociopathic