Universe expands and cools: The real future?

All matter will eventually fall into the condition of a Bose-Einstein condensate.

Just imagine a neutron star today, as it slowly cools. Eventually it will cool down to nearly absoalute zeroa. The entire star will therefoar eventually become a macroascopic quantum lump.

All roaving bits of matter will fall into that particular macroaquantum state. All matter in the universe would be trapped by gravity into lumps, but then each lump would be thermoadynamically trapped into condensates.

Sounds ''cool''

I've seen cooler.

>>3

I challenge you to identify this cooler object.

>>4
Girls' butts are pretty cool. I mean literally, try touching a big girl's butt, your hand will feel refreshingly cold.

>>4
suave space toad.

>>3
I've seen cooler.
I've seen frieza.
I've seen footage.
I
STAY
NOIDED

WINTER IS COOLER

>>5

Personally I have found the buttocks and haunches of underaged females to be quite warm to the touch... wait, what the hell am I saying? I can not admit such a roal!

>>9
The butt has to be big to be cool, not underage, you dirty paedophile.

I have a cooler. It's full of beer.

I have a bear. It's full of beer.

>>12
🍺🍻Better be careful, drunken bears like to hug people a lot.🍻🍺

Where did the Big Bang happen?

The answer is everywhere. It happened everywhere, when everywhere was very, very small.

The Big Bang happened in my pants.

>>14

Big Bang

Isn't that just a jewish creation myth?

>>15

Yes, it happened in yoar pants, as well as everywhere else, when yoar pants and everything else were all very, very small. That implies yoar penis was too small to even mention. Soa be careful what you boast about. You could get "owned". Admit yoar roal.

Hello, 2ch, yesterday I had an epic fail of indescribable scale happen to me.
I was sitting in a cafe with a girl, an amazing girl who looked like Amelie Poulain. We talked about the early Coltrane, about the 80s and about how modern youngsters are way out of check. We enjoyed ourselves, and I was planning to drive her around the night town to the sounds of Bohren und der Club of Gore whilst talking about the buildings built during the 80s, when I suddenly felt the desire to fart. My stomach churned with unhuman pain, I clasped my teeth, and tears streamed out of my eyes. The girl, paying no heed to my tension, went on tweeting about something, but I realized that unless I lax my sphincter right away, I would get fucking torn apart. No sooner did I imagine how my anus would be shattered than I felt a warm wave rush on to it. That was feces. And it was The Downfall.
Imagine the situation: I'm shifting uneasily on the chair, try to stand up a little, and my sphincter traitorously laxes, so I realize that the only thing remaining to do is to thunderously fart with sauce and shit my underwear.
The pressure mounted, I took the girl's hand, looked her in the eyes (she was very surprised but didn't pull the hand away) and said: "I'm sorry. We'll meet somewhere in another life. I'll miss you greatly". Subsequently, I laxed my sphincter and tensed my abdominal muscles.
[the following events transpired within 5 seconds]
At first there was nothing, only a ringing silence. It was my anus ringing. All around me froze in anticipation of my infernal farting.
Then, slowly, the rectal mucus started to pour through my anus, lubricating it and getting it ready for something great.
After that, there was a big bang that lasted for 3 seconds. A small universe made out of my shit was born that moment. The Sun, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Cepheus - all were made out of feces, and all were in my underwear.

When it was all over, I stood up and staggered away with no direction, leaving the girl and the other patrons sitting there with gasping mouths.
In my head, Coltrane played. Giant Steps.

>>18
Heh, you've actually saved my translation of that pasta?

>>19
Yes. It's saved on my computer. It's also among the first 5 things I remember when I hear the phrase, ``Big Bang''.

>>20
Nice. Me, I associate it with ``Giant Steps''.

Czech em~

SOMEONE BROKE THE NEWS
GIANT STEPS IN GIANT SHOES
DIGNIFIED, AS YOU STRIDE,
EVERMORE SATISFIED
YOU KNOW
IT'S AN EASY CLIMB
STEPPING TEN MILES AT A TIME
MAKE THE MOVE
AS YOU PROVE
GIANT STEPS
LOSE THE BLUES!

You know where the Big Bang happens?
In my bedroom every night ;)

>>24
Zimbabwe

>>23
Slide a mile
Six inches at a time
Slide a mile
on Maynard's dick