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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 22:48

>>239
She might not be fat but she is ugly and a junk.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 1:30

Suigintou has the junk in the trunk that I want to fuk

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 2:51

Suigintou is the junkiest Rozen Maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 18:44

Which Rozen Maiden would you snorelt cocaine with?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 22:35

>>183
I know I'm replying to a kopipe but
I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry!
As much as I like Suigintou, she's a fucking kike who fought Cutieseiseki and Shinku for (almost) no reason, making everyone sad. On the other hand, Shinku felt really sorry after beating her dear sister for the sake of everyone and that thought kept plaguing her. Her choice was a rational one and she's arguably the most balanced Rozen Maiden.

Fuck you and don't shit talk about my dear Shinku, kopipe-san.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 22:37

>>245
STINKU

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-26 0:55

>>246
DON'T MOCK SHINKU DSFASDF ASD FASD FASDFASDFKLHALSFJKHDD FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-26 1:06

Kanaria the softest.
Kanaria the prettiest.
Kanaria the kindest.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-26 1:16

Where's my fucking tea, Jum?!

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-26 1:46

Kanaria the worstest.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-26 2:49

Shitseiseki.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-26 21:20

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 1:00

I want to cum in Shinku's tea.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 13:57

I want to cum in Shinku's ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 16:54

I want Shinku to cum in my ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 18:36

I want Shinku to cum in Hinaichigo's ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 18:42

I want Hinaichigo to forcefully cum in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 22:28

I want Shinku to have sex with that loli from Gosick.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 2:54

I want Rumia to eat Shinku.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 3:01

I want y'all fags to shut up!

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 5:20

I want somebody to fill >>260 with the cum he is so desperately pleading for.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 6:29

Dear >>261,

I am writing in regards to your post advertising your desire for someone to fill >>260 with cum. I believe I am fit for such a role, and would take up the task with the up most enthusiasm. I assure you I am highly qualified and I have a long list of cum-filled references that I am prepared to present upon your request. Please respond if I shall fulfill your needs.

Waiting Warmly,
Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 10:42

>>262
being this pretentious
is that even fucken english?? smfh...

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 11:22

>>262
Which Rozen Maiden doll are you?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 13:07

>>264
He should be Barasuishou. I am sure of it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 13:18

>>263
Where did he say that? Your pist is most cunfusing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-29 18:12

I want to cum in Jun's ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 0:18

>>264
Rozen Maidens don't know what "cum" except Hinaichigo, who is a semen sommelier extraordinaire.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 0:21

>>268
Hinaichigo is pure, maybe you meant Suigintou the cum-guzzler kike?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 0:55

>>269
I'd never confuse between the two. Suichan may be junk be she isn't a naughty dirty little slut like Hina.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 1:21

>>268
If you ever dare to talk bad about my Hina again, I will holocaust you.

>>264
It can't be anyone other than Suiseiseki. She is the slutest of them all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 4:10

Enough with the bullshit speculation about sluttiness. We already know for a fact which one is the most slutty based on events that were directly shown on screen. Try to recall: which maiden was it that got naked and gave Jun a lap dance? Which one is always talking about fucking Detective KunKun? Which one coyly teases men into looking up her skirt? That would be Shinku. Furthermore, she's not a slut. She's a liberated young lady who is experimenting with her sexuality. She should be gently corrected, not harshly judged and given mean labels like `slut' or `whore' that will stick with her for years.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 5:44

>>272
I have something that'll stick to her for years.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 16:10

Rozen Maiden will never be completed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 18:39

>>271
Bad? I just said she's very skilled at what she does, nothing bad about it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 23:55

>>272
I think you are misunderstanding Shinku's character. You can't just ``gently correct" her. If she wants to give naked lap dances, fuck Detective KunKun, or indeed, suck many cocks, you can't do anything about it. Shinku is a little tyrant, and if she puts something into her mind(and assorted orifices), you can't expect to reason with her. Who are you to tell Shinku what to do, she says, as she slaps and then pees on your face.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 2:02

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 6:17

When my Shinku starts acting up, I simply knock the shit out of here.

She's pretty well behaved and quite these days.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 6:18

>>278
wife beating piece of shit

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 6:26

>>279
She's not my wife, Hina's my wife. I just agreed to let her red little cunt of a sister suck off my energy for a few days out of pity so she could find a new master. That was six months ago and I'm still having to wear her god damn ring. And I can truly understand why no one wants her around. She won't work or clean up after her self, she sits around all day demanding favors and being ungrateful. That Souseiseki or Suiseiseki or whichever one she is is just as bad. Gardener my ass, I bet she's never touched dirt in her entire life. Honestly, I thought that it would be cute and fun to have all these sentient dolls around, but really all they do is drain my time and wreck my shit. I'm seriously thinking of sending Hina out for the day, taking a hatchet to Shitku and the Desu girl and using the splinters for a fun arts and crafts project with Hina after telling her that they moved back to Germany.

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