They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".
What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.
That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.
However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.
Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.
If you agree, respond to this post
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age2015-06-04 13:52
age
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RedCream2015-06-04 14:27
Cross poasters should learn to poast while less angry.
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Anonymous2015-06-04 17:20
I agree.
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Anonymous2015-06-08 19:42
As a cross-poster, I think this should be at the top.
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Anonymous2015-06-08 19:43
Is this the Touhou thread? We already had a Higurashi thread.
>>16 That is not the original topic, you low life fuckface.
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Anonymous2015-07-16 16:37
How dare Hinaichigo steal the Rika\Satoko GET. I hate that little brat now. She's whiny and stupid and has absolutely no chance of becoming Alice. Also, dead due to Junku, so she ain't coming back. Deal with it.
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Anonymous2015-07-16 22:39
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Anonymous2015-07-16 23:26
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Anonymous2015-07-17 17:08
There were four pregnancies in my 7th grade class.
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Anonymous2015-07-17 17:43
nigger-lovers are the lowest form of life
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Anonymous2015-07-17 18:36
>>22 So are those who get dubs and refuse to acknowledge them.
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Anonymous2015-07-17 21:27
Dubs denial is punishable by up to 5 years of imprisonment in Czechemslovakia.
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Anonymous2015-07-18 17:59
I'd like to try to get Hinaichigo pregnant.
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Anonymous2015-07-19 14:47
>>25 I'd wind her keyhole if you know what I mean.
Doll joints would be annoying as shit. You'd have to lubricate them all the time, and shit could grow in the cracks. Think about insects laying eggs in your eyes, and they grow and eat their way out. That's what doll joints would feel like.
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Anonymous2015-07-21 5:54
>>32 But you'd be made of invincible marble! You could crush anything in your joints by just moving. check them
>>46 Desu is the sneakiest, but Takano is the jewiest and the meanest. Takano has no grace at all. She openly breaks down and starts sobbing and throwing a tantrum like a small child in front of the funding committee. The only reason she lasted that long was because of the Yamainu and because Nomura walked her through everything, and she still blew it. Suiseiseki has been hiding in the shadows, waiting to steal Jun's cock and Kun Kun from Shinku for months, but she refuses to hurt anyone, so she can't really be called mean or Jewish.
>>47 Well just because she doesn't hurts anyone doesn't means she isn't jewish. Personally I think she's a very jewish crafty little jew. Her hair even resembles those curly jewish sideburns that jewish people use. She's a tricky doll that needs to some good disciplining.
Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Hina are horrible.
I would never suggest removing Hina's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she exclaims "うっうー! You came so much inside of me!", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're all freaks. Hina's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.
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Anonymous2015-07-29 17:53
>>64 That's weird. Who would think such lewd things about a doll? She's not even anatomically correct.
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Anonymous2015-07-29 21:35
>>65 Yeah, Rozen just loved making loli dolls who were hopelessly in love with him and would kill to stay with him just because he enjoyed the process.
Besides that, they eat. And since they eat, they must also poop. And if the poop, they must have a butt. The butt is a sex organ too!
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Anonymous2015-07-29 23:47
>>66 They don't poop, foods gets converted into magical energy by them, not fecal matter!
>>72 I really liked that thread, what a shame that it was killed during the spam.
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Anonymous2015-08-02 7:08
What are the dolls made out of? I don't want to fuck a hole in a piece of mahogany or whatever. It needs to be at least a little soft and warm, and preferably wet.
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Anonymous2015-08-02 18:45
>>84 They are magical, it doesn't matters what they are made of.
If I were a smelly nigger I'd promptly kill myself. Too bad I'd also have a sub-85 IQ and therefore be unable to achieve the enlightenment needed to perform such act.
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Anonymous2015-08-04 18:21
fucking niggers, man
they are apes
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Anonymous2015-08-04 19:05
>>115 No, they're not! They're an intermediary step between ape and man.
If I were a smelly male nerd I'd promptly kill myself. Too bad I'd also have a sup-85 IQ and therefore be too occupied with enlightenment to perform such act.
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Anonymous2015-08-04 23:06
niggers are the master race. Accept them as your god.
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Anonymous2015-08-04 23:08
Nigger was gangraped by Rikas. Poor Nigger was literally torn apart! R.I.P. Nigger.
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Anonymous2015-08-04 23:55
My fucking gf for 4 years cheated on me. About a year ago. She left me because she said i was boring. I caught her with some nigger that only worked at a fast food job. I wanted to kill that nigger but then i relaized its not his fault. Its hers. It turns out she fucked 12 gue before me. I only fucked 2 women. I loved her but women dont understand love.
Now im back in the scene and at 28 nothing but single moms whores and women that fucked niggers only becuase they are black and have hung cocks.
Fuck women they are all sluts.
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Anonymous2015-08-05 0:10
My fucking bf for 4 years cheated on me. About a year ago. He left me because he said i was boring. I caught him with Rika who didn't have a job. I wanted to kill that Rika but then i relaized its not her fault. Its his. It turns out he fucked 12 lolies before me. I only fucked 2 men. I loved him but men dont understand 3D love.
Now im back in the scene and at 28 nothing but single man whores and men that fucked lolies only becuase they are cute and have 2D vaginas.
Fuck men they are all sluts.
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Anonymous2015-08-05 0:29
So i have this problem when taking drugs.. I always have this worry that I've either shat or pissed myself. It all started at a festival where the mud and rain and alcohol infused into the ground smelt like shit. Which made me worry that it wasn't the ground, but was actually me. Since then whenever i smoke weed, take MDMA, 2cb any kind of drug I get this huge worry that I have soiled myself.
Its horrible. I've tried to get past it and forget by telling myself that i'm just being stupid, but you know what happens when you smoke weed and go down the dark thoughts. It doesn't stop, unless i try and pull myself out of it. But it becomes so bad that i need to go and sit on my own for a while to compose myself. Whenever anyone mentions farting, or anything to do with poo/pee i immediately think they're talking about me. ITS THAT BAD. (yes we're a very childish group)
So.. anyone have any tips on how to stop thinking i've got nuggets in my pants? Thanks
>>124 No they haven't. There are no niggers in Hinamizawa. The Yamainu would have to kill them because the already fragile self control of the nigger is no match for the Hinamizawa syndrome, and they would go crazy immediately.
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Anonymous2015-08-05 18:35
Niggers were the first to be sacrificed.
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Anonymous2015-08-05 19:00
>>125 niggers are absolutely everywhere, friend, even in Japan
miss Japan is a nigger nowadays
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Anonymous2015-08-05 21:08
>>127 I want to start a revolution. I can’t change things overnight but in 100-200 years there will be very few pure Japanese left, so we have to start changing the way we think, Miyamoto said.
She literally, unironically wants to genocide the Japanese people and make Japan a nigger country.
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Anonymous2015-08-05 21:09
>>128 Japs are niggers already. They do not need a nigger to make them niggers.
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Anonymous2015-08-05 22:36
>>129 Japanese man have high IQ and polite. How that anigger?
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Anonymous2015-08-05 23:08
>>129 In my home country, this is Cambridge of Massachusetts, japanese student 1.giving out stuff everything 2.never lyingto policeman 3.very polite when talking, speech is good manners 4.have money, many japanese student, well fit cloths and dapper pants, shiny shoes 5.helping? america gal because america gal say jap boy help please, very polite and humble 6.very pleasing odor of food eating by japanese 7.very good body, bath every day, sometime 2 times? japanese=god same
>>122 Bad move. Your BF cheating on you with Rika is like when Mary cheated on Joseph with God. You should feel honored.
>>127 Not in Hinamizawa though. Oreo sends people to kill other Nips because she hates outsiders so much. What would happen if the Sonozaki estate was approached by a pack of wild niggers -- savage, slavering niggers, approaching their fortified home, trampling their tall, snake infested grass. They'd go nuts. Hinamizawa would break out in chaos. The Yamainu keeps them out. Rika's never even seen a nigger except on TV.
>>136 The Sonozakis are savage, slavering yakuza themselves, so Sonozakis vs niggers would a match I'd pay to see. I bet on the Sonozakis though. Shion would probably change sides and spread her legs and become a nigger cumbucket semenrag baby-nig factory for the niggers like the slut she is, but I bet Mion can take about 10 niggers just by herself because if Shion is the niggercumbucket, Mion is the niggerstomper. Even that evil disgusting grandma could probably take a few of them.
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Anonymous2015-08-11 17:16
>>154 Mion has never killed anyone though, ever. Even Rika's killed more people than Mion. Mion would try begging Shion to stop taking the nigger cock then die in a drive by.
Mion could kill fifty or so nigs just with her airsoft gun, which would make them break ranks and flee while Kasai caught their flanks and finished them off.
Umineko is a babby's first VN of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of setting and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and META. The NEET anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
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Anonymous2015-08-11 20:59
>>158 Who the fuck is babby? Umineko was written by Ryukishi07, dumbass.
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Anonymous2015-08-11 22:05
>>159 It's not even his first VN either, what a fucking dumbass >>158 is.
>>165 I will fuck you with my canonical cannon if you keep it up.
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Anonymous2015-08-14 20:20
Katko v. Briney, 183 N.W.2d 657 (Iowa 1971):
Briney owned an old unoccupied farmhouse in Iowa, the property was boarded up, had "no trespass" signs around it, and had been unused and was in a deteriorating condition for several years. Briney was very upset with the constant burglaries and break-ins into his unoccupied farmhouse. To solve this issue, Briney mounted a 20-gauge spring-loaded shotgun in the farmhouse to fire when the north bedroom door was opened. The gun was aimed to shoot an intruder's legs so as not to cause a mortal injury. Five days later, Katko went into the farmhouse with the intent of stealing some old bottles and dated fruit jars that Katko considered antiques. Upon entering the room, the trigger mechanism was tripped and the shotgun fired into Katko’s legs at point blank range. The gunshot wounds sustained by Katko were sufficiently severe for him to require hospitalization. Katko sued Briney after his release from hospital. The Court ruled that using deadly force on intruders in an unoccupied property was not reasonable or justified. The court thus ruled for Katko, entering judgment for $20,000 in actual damages and $10,000 in punitive damages. Four years after the case was decided, Briney was asked if he would change anything about the situation. Briney replied: "There's one thing I'd do different, though, I'd have aimed that gun a few feet higher."
Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others. Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk. Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad! I'm crying as I type this.
I kinda want to buy a cute doll dressed on a gothic lolita frilly dress, but I'm afraid that'll make me even gayer.
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Anonymous2015-08-20 17:23
Is Medicine Melancholy a honorary Rozen Maiden, or are the Rozen Maiden honorary Touhous?
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Anonymous2015-08-20 17:42
>>206 Medicine is an honorary Higurashi, Rika is an honorary Rozen Maiden, and the Rozen Maidens are honorary Kancolles.
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Anonymous2015-08-20 17:43
>>206 The Rozen Maiden don't shoot danmaku so they can't be Touhous. Medicine Melancholy could be a Rozen Maiden, though. I'm sure that many people would like to touch her with their dicks, so it fits even more.
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Anonymous2015-08-20 19:13
>>208 They shoot flowers and feathers at one another, and have special attacks they can use akin to spellcards. That's close enough, and if it's not, then Marisa Kiri-sama isn't a Touhou either because she uses lasers.
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Anonymous2015-08-20 20:35
I cast forth the magic spirits of my computer with lisp incantations, and I've got a silly hat. I'm a Touhou.
>>212 Mokou would never dabble on ABSTRACT SHITE like that. Try Patchouli and Kaguya. Though I can also see the Taoists like Miko and Futo searching for arcane knowledge on the tomes of SICP.
>>213 Nope. Satori is one who has mastered the abstract bullshite that programming is all about.
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Anonymous2015-08-21 0:01
>>215 But she didn't read SICP. She read The Sussman himself.
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Anonymous2015-08-21 0:24
>>212 Scheme is not a Lisp IMO because of two types of reasons: first, technical, which have been argued on this group ad nauseam (the deepest difference there to me is that a scheme program is defined as a string of characters whereas a CL program is defined as a sequence of lists of Lisp objects. This may seem pedantic or trivial but a lot of different design decisions follow from this. It makes Scheme an infix member of the Algol language family.); but more important, philosophically. The Scheme community has evolved a set of values at odds with the spirit of Lisp: the goal for simplicity at the expense of convenience (compare the concept of CL's $item designators with the design of convert stuff explicitly like Scheme's exact->inexact), the goal of only giving basic blocks and letting you assemble stuff yourself (call/cc isn't a replacement for a worked out exception system).
To sum it up with a Ritchie quote: "Some languages were meant to get work done, some were meant to prove a point." I put Lisp in the first category and Scheme and ML in the second. (See also the reliance on tail call elimination to be able to prove the point that a looping construct isn't necessary.)
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Anonymous2015-08-21 10:35
Which lisp dialect would u fuk?
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Anonymous2015-08-22 17:30
Is it possible to have anal sex with Lisp?
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Anonymous2015-08-22 18:31
Does anyone remember that thread on world4ch "If Programming Languages were girls"?
LISP - Sailor Mercury. The intellectual of the group. She is smart and shy, and though everyone who knows her loves her, she has trouble making new friends. She can perform math that completely bypasses logic and can throw out a line of completely unintelligible nonsense to prove that she is right. She didn't have any offensive attacks for a long time, so her popularity suffered as she was deemed useless. This soon changed and she was given powers on par with the rest of the sailors, but some people never forgave her.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 4:10
>>223, 224 I don't remember the exact title. Maybe it was "If OSes were girls"? I only remember that at some point some wonderful autist came in and made multiple posts describing the languages as cute little girls. Again I don't remember the details but one of the common was LISP as a benevolent, ethereal holy spirit. Please help me.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 6:51
This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman. It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp. Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work. The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP. I swear, he was lying there with the book open. I don't even own a copy. I took it from him and he tried to bite me. A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman. Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp. Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason. He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song. When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it. Can someone help me?
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Anonymous2015-08-23 7:33
1318353057|11|Anonymous|mailto:sage|| |2011-10-11 15:55| <a href="read/prog/1318353057/9">>>9</a><br/> C and assembly are magic pens which let you draw everything. Common Lisp is a helpful maid that will do anything reasonable you ask her and remember everything you say.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 7:39
Haskell would be that girl. You know the one...
You never really went steady, but you'd run into her from time to time while knocking around in disreputable joints, usually late at night, every several months or so. She looked so hot, so sleek, so sexy, so expressive, so exotic. You'd end up back at her place and the night would just... take off. A complete blur of hot, sweaty, feverish, delirious, fumbling passion. You'd do things to each other... you'd do things to her, she'd do things to you... things that you're not even sure have names, that you're pretty sure are illegal almost anywhere. Even her kinks have kinks --- and after one of these nights, you'd realize that you yourself had a lot more kinks than you. And it wasn't just physical, it was --- cerebral. Ethereal. Transcendent. But it would all whiz by in a blur, and by morning you'd find yourself lightheaded, a bit confused, and stumbling homeward to your regular gal.
Over the next few days and weeks you'd find yourself occasionally drifting away, thinking about her. Haskell. You'd be there, banging away at your regular girl, and find yourself thinking "you know, if I was with Haskell, I'd be doing this completely differently." You'd think "I could be doing so much bigger and better stuff with Haskell." Now, your regular girl, she's not as exotic as Haskell. Pretty, maybe, if you're lucky. (Perhaps your regular girlfriend's name is Python. ;-) But not nearly as --- weird. Wild. Cool. Exciting. Don't get me wrong --- your girl, she's wonderful. You've got a wonderful relationship. She's --- comfortable. You can bang away at her all day and night. She's accommodating. Easy going. You work well together. But --- confidentially --- she's, well, maybe just a little bit boring. You'd catch yourself thinking these things, and the guilty pangs would get to you... You'd quash the thoughts, buckle down, and get back to banging away. Comfortable... there's a lot to be said for that, ya know? Comfortable... just keep telling yourself that.
Months would go by. Late some night you'd find yourself out, disreputable places again. Maybe that hacker bar, LtU. Somebody'd slip you an URL for some renegade paper, you know, one of those papers. You'd run into Haskell again. And the whole thing starts over.
Eventually, you're going to get the ultimatum. Haskell's ultimately just like any other girl on some level; she needs commitment. Eventually, after one night of wild, feverish, kinky, abstract passion, she's going to say to you: "All these times, and you don't understand me at all! You know, you're going to have to get serious, mister! I've got needs, too. You're going to have to get serious about my monads, or that's the last time you're going to play with them! Got it?"
...and then, you've got to make The Choice.
Chances are, you're going to go back to your regular gal. Haskell's just too much for any one man, probably. She leaves a trail of broken, brainy, embittered PhDs and former programmers behind her. She ruins you for the RealWorld. You can ride a while, but you probably can't go the distance with her. Go back to your regular gal and try not to think too much about what you've seen. Done. Felt. Thought.
Maybe you can salvage a little happiness; but it'll be hard. After all... you've tasted Haskell.
I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry!
As much as I like Suigintou, she's a fucking kike who fought Cutieseiseki and Shinku for (almost) no reason, making everyone sad. On the other hand, Shinku felt really sorry after beating her dear sister for the sake of everyone and that thought kept plaguing her. Her choice was a rational one and she's arguably the most balanced Rozen Maiden.
Fuck you and don't shit talk about my dear Shinku, kopipe-san.
I am writing in regards to your post advertising your desire for someone to fill >>260 with cum. I believe I am fit for such a role, and would take up the task with the up most enthusiasm. I assure you I am highly qualified and I have a long list of cum-filled references that I am prepared to present upon your request. Please respond if I shall fulfill your needs.
>>263 Where did he say that? Your pist is most cunfusing.
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Anonymous2015-08-29 18:12
I want to cum in Jun's ass.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 0:18
>>264 Rozen Maidens don't know what "cum" except Hinaichigo, who is a semen sommelier extraordinaire.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 0:21
>>268 Hinaichigo is pure, maybe you meant Suigintou the cum-guzzler kike?
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Anonymous2015-08-30 0:55
>>269 I'd never confuse between the two. Suichan may be junk be she isn't a naughty dirty little slut like Hina.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 1:21
>>268 If you ever dare to talk bad about my Hina again, I will holocaust you.
>>264 It can't be anyone other than Suiseiseki. She is the slutest of them all.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 4:10
Enough with the bullshit speculation about sluttiness. We already know for a fact which one is the most slutty based on events that were directly shown on screen. Try to recall: which maiden was it that got naked and gave Jun a lap dance? Which one is always talking about fucking Detective KunKun? Which one coyly teases men into looking up her skirt? That would be Shinku. Furthermore, she's not a slut. She's a liberated young lady who is experimenting with her sexuality. She should be gently corrected, not harshly judged and given mean labels like `slut' or `whore' that will stick with her for years.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 5:44
>>272 I have something that'll stick to her for years.
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Anonymous2015-08-31 16:10
Rozen Maiden will never be completed.
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Anonymous2015-08-31 18:39
>>271 Bad? I just said she's very skilled at what she does, nothing bad about it.
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Anonymous2015-08-31 23:55
>>272 I think you are misunderstanding Shinku's character. You can't just ``gently correct" her. If she wants to give naked lap dances, fuck Detective KunKun, or indeed, suck many cocks, you can't do anything about it. Shinku is a little tyrant, and if she puts something into her mind(and assorted orifices), you can't expect to reason with her. Who are you to tell Shinku what to do, she says, as she slaps and then pees on your face.
>>279 She's not my wife, Hina's my wife. I just agreed to let her red little cunt of a sister suck off my energy for a few days out of pity so she could find a new master. That was six months ago and I'm still having to wear her god damn ring. And I can truly understand why no one wants her around. She won't work or clean up after her self, she sits around all day demanding favors and being ungrateful. That Souseiseki or Suiseiseki or whichever one she is is just as bad. Gardener my ass, I bet she's never touched dirt in her entire life. Honestly, I thought that it would be cute and fun to have all these sentient dolls around, but really all they do is drain my time and wreck my shit. I'm seriously thinking of sending Hina out for the day, taking a hatchet to Shitku and the Desu girl and using the splinters for a fun arts and crafts project with Hina after telling her that they moved back to Germany.
This is restrictive far-right reactionary conservative nonsense! There shouldn't be any lords in the XXIst century, everyone deserves to be equal and treated with respect no matter what xihr gEndEr or fInaNcIaL sTatUs is ))))emoji)))
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Anonymous2015-09-02 20:07
>>291 Too true, my friend. The future should be inclusive & everyone deserves to have free property and food and no matter what the color of their skin is or whether they work or how many kids they have.
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Anonymous2015-09-02 21:52
>>288 Why not use the superior Spivak non-gendered pronouns?
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Anonymous2015-09-02 22:56
Is it illegal to rape dolls? Do they even have roghts recognized by law?
Is it illegal to create dolls designed to rape? Is there any judicial precedence that rules on this or regulations that I need to meet before I send my robotic Junku and her 36" penis out to terrorize the streets?
Yes, cement. If you but foarce me to do soa, I would hydrate yoar dessicated minerals until curing occurred unto immoability. Then you would be mine to deal with as I pleased. That would be my roal as well as yoars.
PUMBLEROCKS
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Anonymous2015-09-10 22:55
Has Shinku ever faced the battleanus?
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Anonymous2015-09-10 23:35
>>312 Yes, but she survived. The ordeal left her the unpleasant little witch she is today.
>>314 Witch, bitch, cunt, whatever nomenclature you prefer.
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Anonymous2015-09-11 0:59
>>315 Shinku taught Suigintou how to walk and convinced her brat of a master to be kind to her. Suiginkike turned against her out of baseless jealousy and hate. Shinku felt sorry for her sister, yet did what was right and gracefully put her in her place.
But you think Shinku is the cunt. Die in a fire, cretin.
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Anonymous2015-09-11 1:07
>>316 Yeah? You assume I care about Suigintou. Shinku is unpleasant, and that's the simple truth of it.
Shinku is just Takano in a doll's body. Sure, Shinku is willing to play nice for a while, but her end goal is the total destruction of you and everything you love for some twisted game that she's playing, trying to please a ghost who never even asked her to do so. Rozen never once said that the girls had to kill each other to win the Alice Game. None of the other girls wanted to do that. The only ones willing to do so was Boku, who was reluctant at best, and Suigintou, who was told that killing is the way to win by Shinku and who thinks it's the only way to prove she's not junk. Hina and Suiseiseki are content to live quite lives. Kanaria thinks everything is a joke. Baraasdfasdf is a fake, thus doesn't count, and the one she's faking was never even made. Bottom line is that Shinku started this war because she couldn't stand the idea of anyone else being loved.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 7:22
I am Shinku, destroyer of worlds.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 7:57
Churchill's speeches were a great inspiration to the British during WW2, but also promised that "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat". Before the Battle of Britain, he delivered the immortal line, "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender". How would today's decadent and pleasure-loving Westerners react to a similar speech? I think Winston would have to rewrite it to something along these lines: "We shall defend our continent, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the ice cream trucks, we shall fight on the cable TV cars, we shall fight in the Jacuzzis and the spas, we shall fight in the nail salons; we shall never surrender".
Immigrant To Sweden Rapes 12-Year-Old Girl, Gets Community Service
The court justified Mohamud’s light punishment by noting that he was 17 years old at the time, had no prior convictions, and had “some trouble with anxiety and sleep problems” for which he took medication. Based on this, the court ruled him fit for community service rather than prison.
Muslim Gangs Continue To Terrorize 55 Neighborhoods, Police Powerless
Despite being a small country of less than 10 million citizens, a 2012 study showed an average of one school being burned per day in Sweden, costing tax payers upwards of half a billion SEK annually. By comparison, Greece has 11 million citizens and averages only five school fires per year.
Not even the police are safe from attacks. In May 2014, two police officers were cornered by 50 thugs in the no-go zone of Landskrona. They pulled their weapons to hold off the attackers and called for backup, but the police commander refused to send in backup, fearing escalation. One of the officers knew a few locals who intervened and convinced the gang to let the officers escape.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 9:49
Ethnic Swedes are also being attacked. Local celebrity Linda Edenström’s 12-year old son was savagely beaten. In October, he took the subway after school to give a birthday present to a girl in his class. He was unaware she lived in a no-go zone, and when he exited the station he was promptly stopped by seven grown immigrants. They declared that no whites were allowed and proceeded to attack him while hurling anti-white slurs.
Swedish law states that the incident is not a hate crime. The law does not apply to an immigrant targeting a native Swede, even if an immigrant does so while explicitly stating they are doing it for racial reasons. However, the reverse situation with a native Swede saying a slur that could be perceived as racist has severe civil and criminal charges.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 10:16
Mississippi: Muslim Newlyweds Jaelyn Delshaun Young and Muhammad Oda Dakhlalla Arrested for Attempting to Join ISIS Jaelyn Delshaun Young was a sophomore studying chemistry at Mississippi State University. However, after converting to Islam, she hatched a plot to join ISIS by marrying another Muslim student and posing as honeymooners. Her new husband, Muhammad Oda Dakhlalla, has a degree in psychology and was about to start graduate school.
How many more young people have to throw away their lives before we can have an honest discussion about Islam? Will politicians and the media continue to assure us that jihad is the result of joblessness and illiteracy when so many jihadists are highly educated young people with bright futures and loving families?
Jaelyn Delshaun Young and Muhammad Oda Dakhlalla JACKSON, Mississippi - The would-be blushing bride and groom sat in a Mississippi courtroom Tuesday, side-by-side, facing charges that they tried to join the world's most notorious terrorist organization.
Criminal charges filed Saturday say Jaelyn Delshaun Young, 20, and Muhammad Oda Dakhlalla, 22, were arrested that morning at a regional airport near Columbus, Mississippi, allegedly on their way to join jihad.
>>333 Koreans aren't the tolerast dipshits you Westerners are. They are careful to maintain racial homogeneity. They wouldn't be one of the most technologically advanced nations on Earth if they were flooded with kaboom donkey-fuckers and negroes living off welfare and raping their girls.
one of the most technologically advanced nations on Earth
Because Samsung electronic toys and Hyundai cars sure are known for their outstanding quality, right? No wonder they had to retort to gaudy designs and shit for computer-illiterate niggers. Coreans are racist niggers who are still sore over being raped by Japan and can't live up to Sony or Toyota.
Their "technological advance" is as fake as China's.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 20:23
>>335 No, because they have the fastest internet and nearly most developed online gaming culture. It has the third most broadband Internet users among the OECD countries and is a global leader in electronics, digital displays, semiconductor devices, and mobile phones. And because South Korea is the world's largest shipbuilding nation. Besides, what's wrong with Samsung, world leader in the tablet market? What's wrong with LG? Hyundae? Koreans are rational racists and their wise ethnic policy has gained them a much better place in world economy than the West with its polluted gene pool.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 20:24
>>335 Besides, Sony and Toyota are based in Japan which is just as racially pure as Korea. Negro-bloodmixers lose, racist master races succeed.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 20:26
>>337 I wouldn't call Japan and Korea "racist" countries. More like racially-aware. They don't hate other races, but they are careful to maintain their own purity.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 20:54
>>338 They do hate other races. They are extremely insular and xenophobic, as opposed to the Chinese borg who overruns and assimilates everything on their path
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Anonymous2015-09-12 21:10
>>339 They still have sub-replacement fertility rates. Ie. are failed states just like Europe and USA.
>>336 Taiwan is a global leader in electronics, they're still island chinks. China is a global leader in commerce, they still eat dogs and shit on the floor. Russia is a global leader in weaponry, it's still a third-world country with drunk snowniggers.
>>342 I said you are a dumb nigger. I know you are mentally-challenged but that post wasn't that hard to understand.
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Anonymous2015-09-13 3:37
>>346 one of the tags says game cg, i wonder what kind of vile power-point presentation is host to that image
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Anonymous2015-09-13 9:18
>>347 So just because your attention has been drawn to the fact that sub-replacement fertility rate countries are failed states, you start spewing inane insults? You need to grow up, kid. Stay in school and don't do drugs.
>>350 Why, of course we have proof on that. Seoul is 99% Asian while London is only 40% White, so obviously Koreans cannot be racist!!! Only Whites can be racist, after all. Racism will die when the last White dies.
>>349 Sorry, it seems like your nigger brain is below basic human capacities, not that this unexpected though. I feel for you.
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Anonymous2015-09-13 19:23
>>354 Keep making inane shitposts while clutching your burning anus, stay mad and butthurt. Not like you could prevent your failed nation from dying out anyway, pussy.
Oh fuck, it's four in the morning and I have work in five hours, but I just wasted all night watching Gakkou Gurashi. I ignored it after the first five minutes when it started airing because it seemed retarded, but now.... Everyone needs to watch it so that it can be the next Cross Posters thread. Watch it, really. Right now! It's got the potential for obsession as much as Higurashi.
But since I don't want to be completely offtopic, which Gurashi would Shinku fuck?
>>360 Is it deceptively cute and hideously malignant?
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Anonymous2015-09-15 17:14
One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others? Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong? If you guessed >>361 is not like the others, Then you're absolutely...right!
>>363 I don't know what you mean by that, but I think that the answer is yes.
>>365 It would be hard to not be. That's the shittiest show I've seen in ages. No one wants to see a male otaku succeed. NHK was okay because all he managed to do was hook up with used goods and go out in public.
Also, I'm 99% certain that it's all in the MC's head in Gate, since he sees the fake-loli Erika ripoff when he hits his head in the beginning. It may seem odd that I'm criticizing that when I'm still begging people to watch Gakkou Gurashi, but it's different, I swear.
>>367 Fuck off. It's more anti-otaku\hikki than anything. Was anyone really thrilled that Jun was able to go back to school? Did anyone even care? Would NHK have been as good if Sato had gotten off his lazy ass and became a salary man without being forced to fix himself by Misaki? Gate's MC is not only an otaku, but a special forces super soldier who uses wacky otaku hijinks to solve problems that regular soldiers can't. It's almost like one of those Hollywood movies with those fat retards that are totally incompetent but manage to save the day and get appreciated for their immature retardation that makes them sit around and smoke weed all day because it somehow foiled some brain-dead unrealistic plan. Sure, Konata was good at sports and studying when she wanted to, but she got a pass for being a cute girl, which was really her only upside because she was a lazy narcissist who in real life would be bullied to suicide. Besides that, everyone knows that female otaku are really smelly and ugly and stupid and no one wants them. When it's a male, though, it's not played for laughs. It's a cheap affirmation to worthless idiots with no ambition that they could be successful if they wanted to be. It's the adult for of ``Mommy said I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!''.
>>369 Clean up your fucking posting habits, Reddit. We're not complete retards around here. Not resorting to racially-based slurs will do the trick here. Christ.
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Anonymous2015-09-16 5:05
>>370 projecting your western sociality impressions upon japanese sociality.
No mature adults reside here on this forum. Only children and racists shitposting.
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Anonymous2015-09-16 5:32
>>369,371,373 If you absolutely insist on being here, could you at least try to blend in and not pick fights with the most shitty memes? This isn't 4chan or Reddit, stop trying to make it that.
>>368 Otaku/hikki pandering is one of the stupidest things in japanese media nowadays. I blame Lucky Star and Konata for making it "cool", though she herself wasn't that bad(mostly because she was a cute girl). More recently, there Himouto Umaru-chan. Umaru is significantly more revolting than Konata, but the show makes up for it by having better character among the rest of the cast.
Everytime I see one of those "is a snivelling lazy self-centered nerd but is actually an amazing cool guy when he puts some effort into it" characters I cringe.
Jun himself was a worthless little shit but at least the show never tried to convince us otherwise, and he was mostly just a medium to which the main characters of the show, the dolls, were attached.
>>380 Konata was a different kind of pandering. She was a candy for the otaku to desire, designed to perfectly match what they wanted. Who wouldn't want a cute to watch anime and play video games with, but was also outgoing, smart, and athletic, but with a loli body that was still legal to fuck? She's wasn't designed to slap the viewer on the back and tell him what a great person he was and that the reason that he was broke and mooching off his parents is because he's too smart for the system. A better example would be Alice from Heaven's Notepad, who is loli-ish hikki who refuses to bathe, but that's okay because she's a super hacker who solves crimes by looking them up on the internet and playing Forex
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Anonymous2015-09-17 2:02
>>380 Konata was a different kind of pandering. She was a candy for the otaku to desire, designed to perfectly match what they wanted. Who wouldn't want a cute to watch anime and play video games with, but was also outgoing, smart, and athletic, but with a loli body that was still legal to fuck? She's wasn't designed to slap the viewer on the back and tell him what a great person he was and that the reason that he was broke and mooching off his parents is because he's too smart for the system. A better example would be Alice from Heaven's Notepad, who is loli-ish hikki who refuses to bathe, but that's okay because she's a super hacker who solves crimes by looking them up on the internet and playing the Forex game on twenty monitors. Her character is a ``see, she stinks and her ramen and Dr. Pepper diet is going to kill her by age thirty, but she's successful in her own way!''. Just undeserved validation of a parasitic lifestyle.
>>385 What the fuck is this? I never pressed ``Reply''.
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Anonymous2015-09-17 3:19
>>381 There's a bit of a continuum between the otaku/neet/hikki.
Hikki pandering may be not as common as the usual otaku baiting, but it's not unheard of, such as Alice, like >>386 said, and Umaru, though Umaru is bit different since she's based on the dichotomy of being a kanpeki joshikousei in public but living a parasitic pseudo-hikki/neet lifestyle at home. I'm sure there are others but I can't remember right now.
These hikki characters are lighter, feel-good versions of hikikomoris, most of them makes you think that they live like that because they want and because they can, they never have that pathological, hopeless element to them such as Satou from NHK and the guy from Chaos;Head did.
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Anonymous2015-09-17 4:13
oh wow guys i just remembered an epic meme le nevada-tan
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Anonymous2015-09-17 8:04
I want to watch the dolls gang rape jun.
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Anonymous2015-09-17 21:43
I want to watch Suigintou rape Shinku.
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Anonymous2015-09-18 5:25
I want to watch Suigintou gently cuddle with Shinku.
>>401 It's weebcuck shit, just sage him until he returns to reddit.
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Anonymous2015-09-19 2:23
>>400 Login first, faggot. But if you don't want too, it's a picture of Rena wearing Shinku's dress, calling you a liar while drinking tea in Hinamizawa.
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Anonymous2015-09-19 2:57
>>403 Oh, so he meant a 403 error. Somehow I thought he was referring to something more cryptic.
>>411 Reupload it because I found it through GIS on a shady porn site with fucking disgusting fetish ads. Here is also a bonus Hinaichigo image in the same style. Apparently, these are only on shitty SEO spam pages, and not on any of the major image sites. http://imgur.com/a/ECvc3
>>422 Gay and butthurt is no way to go through life, /g/roski.
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Anonymous2015-09-20 23:52
>>422 Posting repeating digits is no way to go through /lounge/, /dubs/roski.
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Anonymous2015-09-21 3:07
>>415 Why is there a dolljoint on Shinku's ankle, but none on her knees or arms or anywhere else? I mean, I don't care either way, but is it too much to ask for the nips to at least try to be consistent when they make erotic images of anime characters?
>>422 It's spelled ``pedophile'', you smelly European piece of /g/arbage.
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Anonymous2015-09-21 4:08
>>426 I honestly didn't catch on that, I was just busy imagining her nipples under that flimsy dress to notice such a blatant error.
The Rozen Maiden anime will never be completed. The Alice game will never end. No girl is the winner, they are all the losers. No girl is best, they are all the worst.
>>430 In the manga, ~~~Shinku~~~ wins the Alice Game.
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Anonymous2015-09-22 18:12
>>430 Yeah, but it is obviously Shinku. If Suigintou were going to win, she would have been the one to have shown up in Jun's mailbox in the first episode. Doesn't mean she's the best, just that she's the best killer.
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Anonymous2015-09-23 1:11
>>433 Damn right she's the best killer. She's a killer queen. Gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your fucking mind. Suigintou is the closest runner and what does she have? Crow feathers and a dying vessel. Yeah, real powerful.
Wow gj guys, you all sound like a typical tumblrina / reddit cucks sucking jap clit.
I am a white supremist christian, but so what? The white race is better than all others including jap, everywhere whites went they made things better and were able to easily overthrow and opress the weaker races.
Nazism = national socialism, the most powerful ideology ever created. Germany went from bankrupt and broken under the treaty of versailles post ww1 to being a superpower in europe within 5 years during a world wide economic depression. How could any sane minded human being deny its superiority?
>>449 Uh... I was quoting the implications made by weebcucks itt? It's a meme.....
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Anonymous2015-09-25 0:17
>>450 Are you serious? Is that the idiotic reason you've got for acting like a retard? "It's a meme"?
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Anonymous2015-09-25 0:24
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_EPIC_MEMES [score hidden] 3 minutes ago (Reddit Gold)
>>450 +1 for the 4chan cuck meme reference +1 for the 4chan implications meme reference
EDIT: Whoa thanks for the gold, kind stranger! You're a gentleman and a scholar. We all come for the memes, don't we? ;) I love 4chan memes, they're so silly xD
>>453 Jun still would not have gotten a blowjob, but at least he could have claimed it was because their sandpaper-like tongues, and not because he's a pathetic loser who will die a virgin.
>>454 Saying "cuck" all the time makes you look pleb too. Try saying NTR instead.
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Anonymous2015-09-25 16:13
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>>454 +1 for the 4chan cuck meme reference +1 for the 4chan pleb meme reference
EDIT: Whoa thanks for the gold, kind stranger! You're a gentleman and a scholar. We all come for the memes, don't we? ;) I love 4chan memes, they're so silly xD
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Anonymous2015-09-25 16:37
>>443 Fetishism. Jews are kind of sexual freaks. She'd probably don a SS outfit and try to peg your ass with a 12 inch black dildo.
>>465 Are you saying that it's not kawaii? Because if a half-naked Rika overlooking a concentration camp in a Nazi officer's uniform isn't kawaii, then I don't know what is.
Heinz Heger, a man persecuted in the Flossenbürg concentration camp during World War II, witnessed Nazi prison guards perform tickle torture on a fellow inmate, followed by various other tortures which resulted in his death. He describes this incident in his book The Men With The Pink Triangle: "The first game that the SS sergeant and his men played was to tickle their victim with goose feathers, on the soles of his feet, between his legs, in the armpits, and on other parts of his naked body. At first the prisoner forced himself to keep silent, while his eyes twitched in fear and torment from one SS man to the other. Then he could not restrain himself and finally he broke out in a high-pitched laughter that very soon turned into a cry of pain, while the tears ran down his face, and his body twisted against his chains. After this tickling torture, they let the lad hang there for a little, while a flood of tears ran down his cheeks and he cried and sobbed uncontrollably."[3]
It is, I just hate the word kawaii as it is mainly used by annoying self-hating teenagers <example: http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1443104238> and because it is part of the teenage popular culture (for example PewDiePie crying about stuff being "kawaii" and "sugoi").
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Anonymous2015-09-27 0:02
PewDiePie crying about stuff being "kawaii" and "sugoi"
muh cross posters dey dindu nuffin dey be good boys
Please.
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Anonymous2015-10-06 15:22
>>509 Chinatsu, maybe, but only if he didn't want to.
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Anonymous2015-10-07 5:36
Hinaichigo - Akari, childish, naive, and unassuming.who is only good as a plot device or a gag. Souseiseki - Chitose, underdeveloped character Kanaria - Kyouko, mischievious and playful. Suiseiseki - Sakurako, mischievous and playful, but with added spitefulness. Shinku - Chinatsu, a bully and a cunt. Suigintou - Ayano, stern on the outside, but cuddly and sweet on the inside, and plain garbage even deeper on the inside. Barasuishou - Mute student council president, mysterious, looks passive and never speaks, but a trail of explosions and destruction follow her.
>>513 You're straight from reddit. I'm not even trying to attack you...but your way of talking has a certain smell to it. Not to mention the most retartedly cucked to the max vibe, where you spout weeb shit like it's no thing to be a cuck in 2015. The white race is DYING, dude.
>>514 I hope you're dying, seriously, you're no more than a meme spewing shitbag.
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Anonymous2015-10-07 16:24
Which Yuri would kill the rest and win the Alice Game?
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Anonymous2015-10-08 1:26
>>514 +1 for the cuck meme reference, have some Reddit gold fine chap!
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Anonymous2015-10-08 1:28
Shinku - [...] a cunt.
Why do you hate Shinku so much? What did she do wrong? Did she rape your dad when you were younger? DIE IN A FIRE, CRETIN.
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Anonymous2015-10-08 2:54
>>516 Chinasty, definitely. She may feel bad about Yui for a while, but when she finds some other girl to lust after, she'll move on.
>>518 When I was a kid, my family decided to take a vacation to Japan. There was no internet at the time, and since it was the only country where child porn was legal, my mom insisted on going. So we arrive at the Tokyo airport and take a train to the hotel, then go out for sight seeing, right? Well, we're walking down the street and all the street signs had these stupid looking scribbles on them. We get as lost as shit and somehow wander into an alley while trying to move to the other street. When we get about half way down the street, a bunch of yakuza girls move to block our path. Something's obviously up, so my dad grabs us close and turns us around. But when we turned around, there was a thirty inch tall little blond girl dressed in a red velvet dress in the entrance to the alley, scowling at us. We don't know what the fucks going on, so we just kind of freeze. She suddenly cracks a smile that was more shocking than Hitler's defeat. She started slowly walking toward us and spoke in some weird monkey language 「ありがとこにちわそれわです。おたく学区ろりこんばかと？わかりませんつきみうさぎかがみ。」. We didn't know what that meant, so we tried to walk the other way, but they were enclosing us too. My dad, the coward, pushed me down and tried to make a run for it, but out of freaking nowhere a rosebush appeared and pinned him down! He's screaming at the top of his lungs that they can do whatever they to me and my mother as long as they don't hurt him when mom and I get tied up too. When the girl in red gets close, she stops, smiles even harder, and takes off her slutty panties slowly. With all the foreboding of an active-shooter-in-the-building alert, she lifts up her dress to reveal the largest dick I've ever seen, and trust me when I say it's big, I've sucked cock all over the world. The rosebush's thorns tear off my father's clothes. She looks him right in his only good eye and says 「くろか？にほんごのいちにさんごろく！可愛い何とアナル？？？大乗は真麻。。。」 in that soft, demonic voice of hers. She moves in a flash and before we know it, she's inside him. His screech of pain was reportedly heard as far away as Osaka. He faints not just once, not twice, but six times as she thrust her gigantic cock into his asshole hard enough to kill a horse. But his torture was only beginning. She fucked him so deeply that he came like a bitch, and to add more injury to the injury, she would stroke his cock right after he came! But that wasn't even the worst part. I'm trapped by a rose thorns that hold my eyes open and looking at it, but I can clearly hear my mother getting off on it! She's fucking moaning and cumming just from the sight! Do you have any idea how traumatizing that is for a child? Well, anyway, all this screaming is attracting a crowd, who just stand at the entry and gawk. I see a few salarymen, a couple of otaku, a bunch of sinsacks, even Hirohito himself was in the crowd, waving an Imperial flag around. They weren't looking to help us, in fact cheering the girl in red on. She finally finished and came so hard that my dad fell off her dick. The yakuza girls carry over a box, which she climbs in, and carries it away like a freaking palisade. The crowd move in as soon as her honor guard is out of sight. The Japanese crowd rape my father repeatedly as my mother continues to fuck herself, then Hirohito plants his flag in my fathers ass and the crowd tosses us all in a dumpster.
Overall, it was better than the trip we took to Paris, but what that cunt Shinku was still unforgivable. There was cum in my dad's shit for months, and she didn't once apologize. So fuck her.
Guys, stop with the weeb shit. We NEED to secure the future of the white race and quick. How can you contribute when you're still getting cucked by jewish-influenced cartoons???!
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Anonymous2015-10-08 8:02
>>510 Chinatsu just fellated Kyouko's finger. As I said, a lewd season.
>>519 Wow, that's disgusting. She did the same to my dad in Osaka. Imagine writing that summer vacation report and giving it to your fifth grade class. Shinku a worst.
Why does everyone hate on Chinatsu? She the most honest with herself.
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Anonymous2015-10-09 6:19
>>525 Chinatsu is a mean-spirited lesbian who goes out of here way to skirt the yandere cliches. She only joined the Amusement club because she wanted to fuck Yui, not out of any sort of wish for genuine friendship. She then uses violence and manipulation to get what she wants. And the worst part is that she always gets away with it. Imagine if I sneaked into a high school, pinned a thirteen year old girl to the ground and forced her to kiss me. I'd be serving a few decades in prison right now. What punishment does Chinatsu get? Nothing. How is that fair? How is that just?
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Anonymous2015-10-09 12:30
csq le manga de nichijou va finir au décembre.
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Anonymous2015-10-09 17:18
>>526 Chinasue is hot and looks like an anime (within the anime) and you're a fat loser nerd.
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Anonymous2015-10-09 17:39
>>526 Little anime girls can get away with more things thqt adult men. It may not be fair, but it's a simple fact of life.
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Anonymous2015-10-09 19:59
The four pornos you must stay away from:
1. Voyeurism: Any kind of boy girl porn. They lead to you fantasizing about watching sex instead of having sex. You will have trouble being aroused from the ideas of having sex, and
2. Transsexual: You will be drawn in by the feminine form, and then coaxed into the idea of engaging in homosexual acts.
3. Interracial (boy-girl): You will either fantasize about women being defiled instead of having sex with them, or get too accustomed to needing to see color contrast during sex.
4. Cuckold: Arousal through humiliation and watching, feeds off your self esteem flaws. No, your woman does not need a 'proper fucking' from a man other than yourself, man up and give her the masculinity she needs. This is an extension of Voyeurism.
>>536 Probably best to keep them apart. They might end up cooperating. Even if they don't, such strong personalities are bound to clash, and then we get hurt when they do.
Giant hairy cocks end up sucked and licked. That is their roal.
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Anonymous2015-10-13 5:03
Which Rozen Maiden and which YuruYuri are the hairiest?
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Anonymous2015-10-13 19:05
>>558 The only one who looks like she may have hit puberty is that one that Sakurako always harass, so I assume you're talking about head hair. That makes either Barasuishou and probably Chinatsu are the hairiest.
>>571 Cute loli Miku, but that's not object orientation. You could use that model with any structure that gets allocated on the heap. OOP goes much deeper than that.
>>577 1. Vocaloid is a software program for which Miku is the mascot. 2. Miku is presented in holographic form to appeal to normies in an attempt to distance her from the anime image. 3. There is no established narrative canon. Miku is a character without a role, since there is no story she's in.
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Anonymous2015-10-18 19:49
>>577 Niku is an anime if and only if /prog/snake is an animated cartoon.
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Anonymous2015-10-18 20:02
>>578 1. It's a mascot in typical anime mass-culture style. 2. The image is in .png format, thus Miku's flat and 2D, not holographic. 3. Many anime characters don't have an established role because anime narratives are childish and primitive.
Thus, Miku is an anime pig. You are rebuked on all counts.
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Anonymous2015-10-18 20:53
>>580 This post is flat and was written in a Western textboard, therefore it's an animated cartoon.
>>589 I-i'm sorry onee-sama, I just thought that it wouldn't make sense to pay $20 to ship a $2 sticker set, but I've learned my lesson I got rush shipping this time!
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Anonymous2015-10-20 22:39
>>582 Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those pictures you pay for, usable only in some random ``smartphone app''? I'd rather print out some actual stickers.
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Anonymous2015-10-20 23:12
Paying for electronic stickers is one of the weirdest things I ever heard.
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Anonymous2015-10-21 1:58
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Anonymous2015-10-21 4:31
Check these dubs out (ignore the 9 pls).
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Anonymous2015-10-21 17:36
>>592 Oh my, I'd better deactivate my debit card then.
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Anonymous2015-10-21 18:02
Is there a business somewhere that prints stickers on demand?
But what I found interesting was that it seems that everyone is in on the dyke love of all the other yuris. It makes me think that there are absolutely no dicks in this world. It's such a shame that Kyouko will never get her ass pounded by a stiff cock like she deserves.
>>603 In the first chapter of the manga Akari's sibling was a boy but she turned into an onee-san pretty quickly.
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Anonymous2015-10-23 1:29
>>603-605 Otaku have a problem with masculinity -- namely that they have none of it -- and feel threatened when males wander into the same scene that their favorite schoolgirl's vagina ``waifus'' (or whatever the fuck japs call it) is in. That's why there can't even be any males in the background. These castrato know that they would have to be the last men on earth for someone as pure and lovable as Rika(sorry, it took me aShinkusecond to realize thatKyoukobeing ``pure and lovable'' isMarisa Kiri-samaincompatible with being a slut) Mari Funami to love them. Any male traits would shatter the delusion that they've built about their worth as people. But the way that Namori plays the Otaku like a drum set goes even deeper than that. This is done through the gender swapping of Akari~n's pedophile brother into a girl. Otaku know how filthy they are and seek the cathartic punishment that they deserve. Simply put: otaku want to be emasculated. They want to have their penis and testicles cut off and to be forced to be a females. They see zero value in being a male, and welcome literature that allows them to, even temporarily, become girls, where they can indulge in the sick, depraved fantasize they have about attending tea parties and wearing dresses. They aren't faggots, however, so they merely become lesbian girls. Yuru Yuri is the perfect escapist fantasy for all Otaku, which is why Namori has made nearly $350,000,000 off the series and related merchandise over the years.
Also, while I wrote the above intending to be humorous and inflammatory, I actually can't think of many reasons why it's wrong, except in my case. I am perfect and my characterization of the anime-watching demographic does not apply to me. It definitely applies to you though, you pussy faggot nerd. You try psychoanalyzing me and I'll kick your ass.
>>607 Don't worry! RM takes place in a multiverse, so there's a chance of a universe where Shinku isn't a cock-mad skank, just like there's one where Jun isn't a faggot. Not sure how likely that is though.
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Anonymous2015-10-23 4:10
>>606 Not all of that is true, but still! Shut up! Those waifus are pure! ;_;
>>615 Oh, oh god, that was an accident. I didn't mean to do it, really. I'm sorry, alright? You can kill me for a honest mistake, right? Please, I don't want to die, I'm only 24! I swear I won't do it again just don't kill me!
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Anonymous2015-10-23 20:11
>>616 We certainly can kill you for an honest mistake, and we will!
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Anonymous2015-10-24 0:48
>>616 Look, it's not just that you broke the law, it's that you broke your own law. It's just plain hypocritical to beg for clemency now. If we didn't execute you, we would all lose legitimacy. Do you think that all the others you've sentenced to die wanted to live any less than you? We do what we do because it is right, thus there will be no exception made. Now stop being a coward and face your fate like a man. If you have any dignity left, you won't be sobbing when the hatch drops.
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RedCream2015-10-24 2:47
I would have to say at this juncture in this thread that the chance of her giving out moar than one goatfinger to deserving recipients is rapidly approaching 0.999... on an asymptotic curve based on the ke(2/3) model.
>>621 Why do you English speakers use the word "unity" to refer to number "one"? One, 1, it's just a number. The word unity means something totally different and abstract. Why not just say "converge to one"? For any other number, you use normal words. For 1, you use "unity". Why not use "duality" for number 2, too? Or "triumvirate" for number 3. You could say, "3 + 1/n converges to triumvirate".
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Anonymous2015-10-24 15:44
Also, it's a real pain to have "units" and "the unity" in group theory. Why not just "invertibles" and "one"?
>>605 Do you have more information on that? Was it only in the first edition or something? I've looked, and as far as I can find, it all has either ``Big Sister'' or ``Onee-chan'' on the bedroom door when Kyouko is snooping in Akari's house in chapter one.
>>622 Dumb Russians may be content with their failed language, but English speakers like the poeticism evoked by saying ``unity''. Do you also want to stop saying ``universe'' in favor of ``one world''?
>>625 Especially not then, because it would be a constant expression. Even if you set k such that the expression equaled one, it would approach anything at all.
There is also no way for it to be asymptotic.
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RedCream2015-10-25 14:41
Are you sure, >>626-kun? Have you foarmed a graph of the expression y = xe(2/3)?
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Anonymous2015-10-25 17:57
>>626 So why don't you say "converges to duality" and "converges to triumvirate" then, if you like poeticism so much?
English speakers like the poeticism evoked by saying ``unity''
My inner Bald Eagle does not agree.
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Anonymous2015-10-26 2:37
>>627 The limit of that is infinitely, so no, it does not converge.
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Anonymous2015-10-26 3:23
Shinku's sexiness approaches infinity as well.
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RedCream2015-10-26 14:08
Oah yeah? Converge this. {gestures to groin}
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Anonymous2015-10-27 0:08
>>632 That true. For all her flaws and sluttiness, Shinku still a cutie.
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Anonymous2015-10-27 1:01
Shinku is NOT a slut.
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Anonymous2015-10-27 16:01
Shinku is a lovely slut. Her and Rika are so delightful that their sluttiness becomes a good thing.
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Anonymous2015-10-28 7:28
Shinku and Rika aren't even comparable. Rika is a girl who forgoes panties just so she can flash strangers in public and be ready to fuck on a moment's notice. Shinku just fools around every once in a while.
>>637 So in other words, Rika is a fun girl who fucks with equals, while Stinku is a bitchy tease who enjoys having power over others via sexuality.
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Anonymous2015-10-29 3:57
I'm tired of this Rika vs Shinku vs Konata vs Akari vs Ana-chan vs ... thing. I think they are all cute and I love them all! Why must there be only one?
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Anonymous2015-10-29 18:03
>>641 No! If you don't love one to the exclusion of all others, then you don't really love them.
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Anonymous2015-10-30 17:21
No one care about Akari and Chinatsu's sister's romance. Stop showing that shit.
Also, both of the daughters in Chinatsu's family are dykes. Hole the parents didn't want grandchildren!
>>643 Agreed about the sisters. But as mentioned before, there seems to be a complete lack of males, so everyone better get used to not having grandchildren.
What if Lain joined the Yuru Yuri school, got convinced that aliens were attacking the town by Takano, and received a doll, a key, and a note reading ``Will you wind it?''? Would she still have become the God of the Wired?
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Anonymous2015-11-02 19:04
>>654 She'd be fucked. She doesn't actually do anything, you realize? The story is actually about the weird shit that happens as she ascends. She would probably be easy to kill before that was finished.
>>659 Fate Stay Night is not /lounge/ approved. Please try making your post again, and answer only with a Rozen Maiden, Higurashi, LAIN, or Touhou character as your response.
>>666 Please, lend me your power my dark lord and master !
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Anonymous2015-11-04 19:01
Pre satanic trips
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Anonymous2015-11-04 19:54
LAIN
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Anonymous2015-11-04 23:20
I've been disappointed with this season of Yuru Yuri. It lacks the charm of earlier seasons, and even the OVAs. The music is annoying, the lesbianism is more overt (meaning, less cute tension), and it's mostly just two girls pairing off and talking about what great friends they are. The only fun segments are of Sakurako. What a shame.
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Anonymous2015-11-05 18:09
>>667 I can't think of a word that means ``to get close enough to something to develop an emotional investment in it without ever actually getting there'', something like what you might feel like if you jerked off for six hours without ever actually approaching orgasm, but without any of the pleasure that comes with masturbation. If I knew such a word, I would use it to describe Yuru Yuri. The entire show is just a strip tease, aimed at those people who supposedly like yuri, and revolving around hinting that at some point, there will actually be some yuri, but never actually fulfilling its promise. All of the characters supposedly like girls, they all have (what seem like) non-platonic feelings for one or more of the other female characters, but somehow everything is arranged so that there are no mutual feelings and so nothing ever actually happens. The ``tension'' is unbearable and trite. I wish they had called it ``Yuru Definitely No Yuri at All, Not Even a Little Bit'', or something equally stupid, so I would have known not to waste my time with such utter garbage.
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Anonymous2015-11-05 19:55
>>667,668 It's not any worse than usual. This isn't a show you watch for the plot, it's a show you watch to see cute little girls do cute little things. If you want plot and action, go play 2hu.
>>669 it's not the lack of action that I am displeased with, it is the lack of the titular "yuri".
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Anonymous2015-11-06 6:28
>>668 Break up the kanji of the title: 揺る百合 - Oscillating (揺) that (る) hundred (百) synthesises(合)[as in relationships]. The fact that the the relationships are going around and around should clue you into the fact that it isn't going anywhere.
>>669 But that's just it. I did want cute little girls doing cute little things. But what are they doing? How many scenes have been "Waa~ Let's be friends forever, Chinatsu~chan!"? There's none of the old charm put into it. It's not even that though, the old seasons were cute and did mostly the same thing; even Konata and Kagami talking about chocolate falling out of a pastry was cute and entertaining. It just seems to have went from silly to zany. I realize they weren't exactly three dimensional characters before, but now they are even more reduced to their gags and quirks than before. And now I find myself periodically moving the mouse to check how much more I have to sit through. If it can't be cute, then they should just have them fuck. It's pretty clear that all of them have admitted their feelings to themselves, and all of them are aware of how the others' feel, so there is no real reason why they should have a hot and sweaty orgy in the tea house at this point. They should also bring back the AH-KAH-RI~N intro. And also Mari.
I realize that I haven't actually named any real formula-matic or other flaws that I can point to and yell ``AHA! Here's the problem!" at (other than the OP and ED being garbage). It just feels off. It's not even that I'm mad or upset, I just expected better somehow.
"Rozen" is about as far from German as "Mahmoud". If it was "Rosen" then yeah, it would be German; Rotz or Rose would be fine too. But under no sauce can "Rozen" work.
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Anonymous2015-11-08 0:46
>>676 He put the "z" in there because it looked cooler, and it is how nips would pronounce it.
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Anonymous2015-11-08 2:47
>>676 "Mahmoud" is getting pretty popular in Germany though.
>>685 I'm surprised, it turned out to be real girls with vaginas. At the very least I didn't feel the urge to gouge my eyes out.
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Anonymous2015-11-10 9:33
YuruYuri can get actual girls to fuck on camera, while Higurashi can't even get semi-passable faggots to put on a dress and take completely non-lewd pictures.
This fact didn't just ruin my day, it ruined my fucking life. I might as well start browsing trannytube.xxx, because I'm not going to get any fucking lower anyway.
This means a EU-skeptic party in power. Coupled with the ousted government in Romania, the separatist votes in the Catalan parliament and the looming Brexit vote, not to forget the Greek crisis, this is really the downfall of EU and the only thing uncertain right now is where the first crack in the EU monolith will happen.
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Anonymous2015-11-10 20:36
The German ethnosuicide project isn't doing so well either. Germany reinstates Dublin rules for Syrian refugees. Shit is getting more and more serious for Bundesmutti, heh. And EU is falling apart at the seams.
And France is near the end of its patience for Hollande's communism, which even Marxists at Spiegel are loath to admit. So it seems there is not a single country that the EU can lean on, and the only option here is an agonizing dissolution as the Brussels bureaucrats haplessly try to preserve their unelected high-paid jobs. All just as Armstrong predicted.
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Anonymous2015-11-10 21:13
Hollande actually confirmed as an autist:
The reception was icy when he visited a shipyard in the port town of Saint-Nazaire in mid-October. One dockworker even refused to shake his hand.
"There is no longer any reason to be polite in this country," he said, as Hollande tried to shake his hand. "What we need now is to get concrete things done."
A TV camera recorded Hollande's reaction. The president looked blankly at the man, without nodding, responding or saying anything. He seemed frozen in place.
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Anonymous2015-11-10 23:02
>>693 When Shinku did that to me it took a week to super glue her back together again.
>>703 How much have you been fucked? As much as Shinku?
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Anonymous2015-11-15 18:10
I'm going to find the retard who keeps talking shit about Shinku in this thread, bring Miyuki Sawashiro with me and kick him in the balls until he learns his goddamn place.
If you're reading this, I hate you with a raging passion and I'm coming for you.
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Anonymous2015-11-15 19:30
Shinku? More like SHITku!
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Anonymous2015-11-16 2:01
>>702 Had your tongue gotten less sensitive, the more dicks you've sucked? Because she's sucked hundreds of dicks and can taste just as much as Hina, who has only done a few.
>>705 She brought this reputation on herself. If she didn't want to be called a slut, she shouldn't have been one.
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Anonymous2015-11-16 5:53
SHINKU THE SLUT
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Anonymous2015-11-16 17:35
KEINE THE COW
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Anonymous2015-11-17 18:31
I'm fine with people mocking Keine.
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Anonymous2015-11-17 23:07
I'm not fine with people mocking Keine or Shinku, but I don't wish anyone to die in a fire nor I will call you a cretin for doing so.
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Anonymous2015-11-18 0:31
I do wish anyone who mocks Keine to die in a fire and I will call you a cretin for doing so.
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Anonymous2015-11-18 0:41
Hakutakus are NOT cows.
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Anonymous2015-11-18 1:40
Konpaku IOMMU is now a meme.
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Anonymous2015-11-18 1:45
>>709,710 STOP MOCKING KEINE ASSLKDHASKDJFGAJKSDFGASJDHF FUCK YOU CRETIN DIE IN A FIRE
Keine is a filthy youkai and Shinku has traded sex for money.
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Anonymous2015-11-19 18:25
>>718 is a filthy subhuman who couldn't 1cc IN on Easy and owns a vast collection of feminist Barbies.
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Anonymous2015-11-20 5:39
>>719 I have only ever played Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil, which I beat on easy, and Fairy Wars, which I could only beat on normal, but I had to slow the program timer down to 0.75 speed to do so. I do not know what 1cc means. Everyone refuses to explain.
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Anonymous2015-11-20 19:40
>>720 I can think of no explaination other than that you have Parkinson's disease and lack fine motor skills, because even inexperienced normies should be able to play those.
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Anonymous2015-11-20 21:18
>>720 1cc means 1 coin clear, or completing the game without using any continues. Don't feel bad about that, Touhou is a game of rote memorization that doesn't reward skilled players. You don't want to waste your time playing a bullshit-hard game just to please Internet strangers.
I agree with >>721-chan, though. Those games are comparatively easy.
List of good girls: Akari, Hinaichigo, Kanaria, Keine, Reimu, Rena, Sakurako, Satoko, Souseiseki
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Anonymous2015-11-24 21:51
Only true for Hinaichigo.
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Anonymous2015-11-24 22:53
>>735 Please add Mion, Suigintou and Satori to that list.
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Anonymous2015-11-24 23:17
In no way is that treacherous whore, Satoko, a ``good girl''.
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Anonymous2015-11-25 4:35
Good Girls Good Goys Bad Girls Akari Haruhi Lain Hinaichigo Takano Miyo Rika Furude Kanaria Yotsuba Koiwai Shinku Keine Shinobu Oshino Marisa Kiri-same Mion Card Captor Sakura Nevada-chan Reimu Flandre Scarlet The Sussman Rena Lain's Sister Chinatsu Sakurako Yukari Youmu Satoko Clownpiece Lambdadelta Satori Toshino Kyouko Erika Furudo Souseiseki Keine The Cow Patchouli Suigintou The C Programming Language as Sailor MoonCamelia, The Perl 6 Butterfly
I just realized that in Rozen Maiden 2013, Jun has died and is trapped in hell. The way we know this is because he is stuck there with only Kanaria.
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Anonymous2015-11-30 0:20
Kanaria is the worst Rozen Maiden.
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Anonymous2015-12-01 1:16
Kanaria is the yellowest Rozen Maiden.
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Anonymous2015-12-01 4:35
>>753,754 No matter how wretched and loveless you creatures are, Kanaria would not want me to poison myself by hating you. But she cannot stop me from pitying you.
Kanaria went down to Tokyo, she was looking for a Rosa Mystica to steal, she was in a bind, she was way behind, she was willing to make a deal. When she came across this young nip sawing on a fiddle and playin' it hot, well Kana jumped up on a-
Fuck, I just realized I'm setting Kanaria up to lose here. Also, what is the Japanese city equivalent of a hickory stump?
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Anonymous2015-12-01 23:54
>>759 Please tell me this was about to end up in Kanaria being raped.
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Anonymous2015-12-01 23:58
>>760 No, they were going to tie in the fiddle match and would have a sex contest to decide the winner.
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RedCream2015-12-02 0:00
Does ASS BATTLE qualify as a sex contest assuming you could specify a few variables?
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Anonymous2015-12-02 0:04
>>762 Only if Kanaria's final technique is ANAL IMPACT.
Rika is a good girl who is not afraid of her sexuality. She does not need sex to validate her self worth, and she does not use sex to manipulate others, only for social bonding and fun with a close friend that she trusts. She is not a slut.
Shinku uses sex as a way to bargain with and control men. She has little to offer outside of her physical features, which admittedly are of a very high quality. She doesn't hesitate to use that, so Shinku is a slut.
Kanaria is insecure and has an anxiety of social situations. She uses sex because she is not confident that people would like her otherwise. Unlike Shinku, she expresses her sexuality from a position f desperation. This is also why she allows her medium to molest and photograph her, despite clearly not being pleased about that. Pitiable, and while this is still slutty behavior, Kanaria herself is not a slut.
But, despite not being a slut, Rika is still the most erotic.
only for social bonding and fun with a close friend that she trusts
So, she is indeed a slut.
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Anonymous2015-12-03 0:56
>>771 Nah, recreational sex isn't slutty if the girl makes sure they at least buy her dinner first.
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Anonymous2015-12-03 2:46
>>769 When will you ever stop badmouthing Shinku? I'm getting sick of this.
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Anonymous2015-12-03 5:06
>>773 If Shinku had been nicer, the anime would have been conpleted. Too bad her rancid personality made everyone drop the series and the studio go bankrupt.
>>775 The story wasn't bad, but the amputee art on the inserts was weird, and the back cover page where a guy has cut the girl's stomach open and is fucking her intestines makes me hate you. How dare you show me that; I'm going to be disturbed for weeks. You are a disgusting degenerate, please kill yourself.
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Anonymous2015-12-04 7:04
>>778 You're right, that was gross; I am sorry. To be honest, I only read the first few pages. I'll make sure I post less horrible things in the future.
http://www.amazon.com/Custom-Anime-iPhone-5s-Generation/dp/B010SMNLU0 Help /lounge/ my phone doesn't have a Shinku, and I want\need this and also an iPhone to put it on. Plz buy this for me and also the data plan and I'll have my gf Shinku give you a handy next time I see you. Love, Detective Kunkun~sama.
>>792,793 Okay, I feel like this has become a public shaming and I'm feeling really attacked right now. Stop ganging up on me. Bully free board my ass. I'll apologize, but I'm not going to stop mocking Suigintou, or Keine or Satoko for that matter.
>>799 Please don't mock Keine or Suigintou. I'm begging you.
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Anonymous2015-12-09 13:06
a bored suigintou is a trolling suiginto Current Mood: bored
*Suigintou is sitting on the top of the jungle gym, looking a little bored with herself. She has been scarce lately, working out some things in her head. it's not like she was trying to hide from Yuuka... really.
Now, she is looking for and passerby, and shoots a feather at them. Though if she spots someone she likes, she'll fly up to them.*
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Anonymous2015-12-09 16:17
Keine-Suigintou, One True Pair? Sure, a little classier that Suigintou's used too, but that's not saying a whole lot. And while she is still a vegetarian, tonight she'll be eating beef.
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Anonymous2015-12-09 22:59
>>804 Please don't call Kamishirasawa-sama ``beef''. It turns me on.
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Anonymous2015-12-11 0:19
All you filthy Suigintou sympathizers are disgusting wretches. Suigintou is a monster who leaches the life out of a terminal ill girl, and who killed Hina by shoving her fucking feathers up her hole. And with as misanthropic as she is, it wouldn't surprise me to learn she spread the Spanish flu with her fucking feathers either. Who gives a shit if she has had a hard life? That was because of the choices she made, to become bitter and resentful, and to prosecute a war against her sisters when she didn't even have a Rosa Mystica and had no chance of becoming Alice. If Hymie Rothstein was molested by a goy as a child, do we forgive him for being such a conniving kike who wants nothing less than total white genocide as an adult? Hell no, we toss him in the oven, and when we do, hopefully Suigintou is the firewood.
killed Hina by shoving her fucking feathers up her hole
;_;
She might be a kike, but she's a cute kike.
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Anonymous2015-12-11 2:01
a bored suigintou is a trolling suiginto Current Mood: bored
*Suigintou is alone in the house by herself waiting for people to get home. Today is cake night. Everyone has cake and tea before bed... Suigintoe giggles to herself and replaces all the sugar in the sugar dish with salt.*
>>811 B-But W-W-What if she was singing to herself?
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Anonymous2015-12-11 20:44
Who's voice is more annoying, Suigintou's or Hina's?
I'd say Hina's, because she says hambaga a lot, referring to things that are clearly not hamburgers, that make it feel like her english would be retarded.
Corrected angle: http://i.imgur.com/5Jt8UoF.jpg Her body is as big as the other full sized nips', but the face is of a white girl ten to twelve. The lighting on the face is also too soft to have been taken in direct sunlight.
This is just some nasty japanese hag trying to steal the vitality of a white loli to get her extremely loose, extremely dry pussy on some dick. Same for the Suigintou cosplayer next to her, but that comes with the character so that's okay.
Which Rozen Maiden would be the best little sister? Which Higurashi? Which YuruYuri? Which LAIN?
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Anonymous2015-12-22 8:06
My little penis has a sister!
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Anonymous2015-12-22 22:45
>>845 Kanaria, because the only other imouto-ish option is Hina, and she's a whiney little shit. Satoko, obviously. Rika is a close second though. Mari, because she is a little cutie. Not Lain. She only gets her family killed.
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RedCream2015-12-23 3:06
Hina is a PENISISTER.
I will continue to repeat this until Tinychan is restoared.
Why is this thread still going on? I got bored and left, came back, and here it was, on the front page like always. The sequel is as bad as the original.
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high on sonics2015-12-23 4:47
They always are
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Anonymous2015-12-23 5:27
Are holidays just memes?
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Anonymous2015-12-23 7:12
>>848 I will kill you if you ever dare utter that vile slander again.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion, Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon. With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight, this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.
But tonight would be different; a window ajar, She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far. As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate, Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.
She flew across nations as if a short stroll. Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole. Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause. For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.
Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement, stories of this Touhou making a statement. With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer, he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.
She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed. Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED" Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored. She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.
"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina! Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!" She greeted them all as they began to attack. This could turn out to be quite the setback.
For hours they fought in the sky up above, Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed. It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.
The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink- She shot the attack, it was over for sure. Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four
ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll
It was a long trip but she was finally here. "THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!" Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...
"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled. "Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled". The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile. "Why don't we just let her in for a while".
They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve. "Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave." He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap. Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.
"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break." "What did you sa"...But it was too late. In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame. Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".
Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir. Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year. Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"
>>855 Naive fool. You see what all these elite politicians are doing do our world before our very eyes with white genocide, yet you'd blindly fuck everything in the world that isn't white?
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Anonymous2015-12-27 14:35
>>864 Agreed. I would never fuck anyone non-white. They're all ass-ugly anyway.
How did we end up so violent? Sure, the Alice Game is a war, but even the maidens could deal with each other amicably. Must there be so much talk about niggers and anal piercings? What would Rozen thing if he saw us now?
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Anonymous2016-01-04 12:37
LOL stupid Brits are about to elect a mudslime as mayor of London. This country is over.
>>908 Oh, okay! Yeah, good idea, let's make racist slur shitposts! Yeah, not like the admin will delete that, eh? You sure you're not borderline mentally retarded? Oh, I'm wrong, you're just fucking stupid. Here's an alternative website which won't strain your intellect so much, it's called Reddit and you should fuck off there.
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Anonymous2016-01-04 16:34
>>909 Could you point out at least one race that is mentioned in >>908 ? Thank you.
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Anonymous2016-01-04 16:42
>>910 Clearly talking about the electoral race for mayor, you cretin.
Oh no! I forgot to watch the rest of YuruYuri, and now I can't find what I downloaded and can't remember where I stopped! Help me, /lounge/, which one was the one where Mari and the girls play in the snow?
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Anonymous2016-01-07 10:26
>>919 Episode 10, now go organize your fucking files.
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
>>943 I do not understand what you are trying to imply. Period.
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Anonymous2016-01-17 17:07
>>944 She was very mean to the junk so she deserves to die.
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Anonymous2016-01-17 17:21
>>945 She was the one who taught Yakult how to walk. Don't you ever forget this again and keep it in mind next time you talk shit about Shinku, you fucking faggot.
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Anonymous2016-01-18 1:23
>>946 Which was wrong of her. Maidens should not play god. Suigintou was found in a trash heap where Rozen left her, and she should have stayed in the trash heap where Rozen left her.
>>958 Shamans are black, thus niggers faith healers are retarded cultists and/or Jews witchs are sometimes cute, but usually not, and they are always cruel and tricky
you skipped math and english comprehension to smoke weed, didnt you ?
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Anonymous2016-01-23 17:03
I had a nice dream. I kicked my cat out so Shinku wouldn't feel threatened by it. I love Shinku.
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Anonymous2016-01-24 3:58
>>967 Don't be an enabler, faggot. She needs to learn to face her fears. You will eventually shrivel up and die and will not be able to protect her then, so she needs to figure it out for herself.
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RedCream2016-01-24 19:09
█ DISPARAGE FAGGOTS WHO ENABLE █
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Anonymous2016-01-25 18:00
It has been a month since Christmas and Suiseiseki-sama still has not visited me or sent me a postcard. She clearly doesn't love me the way I love her. I think I will hang myself. Please, Suiseiseki-sama, if you are reading this and love me at all, know that only you can save meee~!
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Anonymous2016-01-25 20:05
It has been only a month since Christmas and Souiseiseki-sama has visited me and even sent me a postcard! She clearly loves me but she seems shy showing it. I think I will make a marriage proposal to her. Please, Souseiseki-sama, be my wife and make little doll-kids with me!
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Anonymous2016-01-25 20:56
Feminism is no longer about putting women first, for women are no longer at the top of the liberal feminist hierarchy; men in lipstick are.
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Anonymous2016-01-25 21:43
I support feminism because I want an ideal life for my beloved Flandre.
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Anonymous2016-01-26 18:52
>>973 Want all you like, but she's been locked in a basement for 490 years and will probably stay locked in there for another 510.
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Anonymous2016-01-26 20:13
>>974 That was so she wouldn't get raped by sexists. This is why I support feminism.
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Anonymous2016-01-27 1:22
>>975 Flandre raping a small boy: http://nhentai.net/g/149740/ Where is the feminist outrage right now? Oh right, those hypocrites don't care when it's a female pedo and a male victim. Equality my anus. They just want wild youkai to have all the rights while male humans get raped and eaten alive at their whim.
Are you all shills or fucking cucks or even both??? Shut the fuck up you plebtards. Sage'd
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Anonymous2016-01-31 10:38
Quick, we need to decide who is going to get the GETs! I vote Shinku for 999, Rika for 1000, and Marisa for 1001.
Also some ground rules: If you steal the GET, you will be put to death. If you get more than one GET, you will be put to death. If you fail to get at least one GET, you will be put to death.
