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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-23 22:50

Lord of the Betas

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-24 5:52

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Name: Anonymous 2015-07-24 18:25

Betamax was an inferior format.

Name: DubsCrafter - Check 'em 2015-07-24 18:28

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-25 16:39

Hinaichigo is the inferior maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 1:20

Who's the sneakiest, jewiest, meanest of them, Takano or Suiseiseki?

>>45
She's not even a maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:11

>>46
Desu is the sneakiest, but Takano is the jewiest and the meanest. Takano has no grace at all. She openly breaks down and starts sobbing and throwing a tantrum like a small child in front of the funding committee. The only reason she lasted that long was because of the Yamainu and because Nomura walked her through everything, and she still blew it. Suiseiseki has been hiding in the shadows, waiting to steal Jun's cock and Kun Kun from Shinku for months, but she refuses to hurt anyone, so she can't really be called mean or Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:25

>>45
Superior

>>46
How so?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:30

>>47
Well just because she doesn't hurts anyone doesn't means she isn't jewish. Personally I think she's a very jewish crafty little jew. Her hair even resembles those curly jewish sideburns that jewish people use. She's a tricky doll that needs to some good disciplining.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:31

>>48
Useless little stump.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:50

all this shilling and damage control
Cross posters are lame, end of story.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 3:34

>>51
You are a cross poster.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 6:47

>>52
She is the highest life form but she does not know it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 10:07

Why did the poster cross the road?
Because cross posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 19:45

>>51
Nice shilling meme, bro!

Name: DubsChecker 2015-07-28 5:58

>>55
Nice dubs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 7:01

Which Maiden is the sluttiest?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 7:23

>>57
Nice question, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 16:44

>>57
Hina. She's the dumbest, and dumb + cute usually leads to sluthood.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 17:55

>>57
Hina of course.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 10:40

>>59
No.

>>60
No!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 10:40

>>57
The Iron one, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:14

>>61
Yes, yes, yes!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:36

Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Hina are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Hina's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she exclaims "うっうー! You came so much inside of me!", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Hina's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:53

>>64
That's weird. Who would think such lewd things about a doll? She's not even anatomically correct.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 21:35

>>65
Yeah, Rozen just loved making loli dolls who were hopelessly in love with him and would kill to stay with him just because he enjoyed the process.

Besides that, they eat. And since they eat, they must also poop. And if the poop, they must have a butt. The butt is a sex organ too!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 23:47

>>66
They don't poop, foods gets converted into magical energy by them, not fecal matter!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 0:14

>>64
Is it still violating when its consensual?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 2:23

>>66
Yes, he enjoyed the process. The process of pumping his odious, stinky dick inside them!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 3:29

>>66
And if the poop, they must have a butt.
Not necessarily. http://sciencenordic.com/anus-mouthed-worm-looks-our-earliest-ancestor

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 8:04

>>70
ewww....

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 15:29

>>70
1: Giant sea cucumber eats with its anus (86)

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 16:27

>>70

anus-mouthed

That's our ancestor alright!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 18:38

Shinku didn't know what a toilet was, so she obviously didn't poop. It's magic.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 19:39

>>74
Nether would your dog know what a toilet is. She obviously poops just like the animals: at the grass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 20:46

Stinku poop's, through her mouth, with words.

>>75
My dog knows what a toilet is, a big bowl of funny-tasting water.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 21:16

>>76
*poops

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 22:46

>>77
Nice dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 23:54

No pooping means always clean anal.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 1:48

>>79
Anilingus everyday.

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