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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-21 22:50

>>599
Proof?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-22 2:43

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-22 17:17

Sakurako with a ponytail a cute.

But what I found interesting was that it seems that everyone is in on the dyke love of all the other yuris. It makes me think that there are absolutely no dicks in this world. It's such a shame that Kyouko will never get her ass pounded by a stiff cock like she deserves.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-22 18:43

>>603
You just now noticed that?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-22 19:54

>>603
In the first chapter of the manga Akari's sibling was a boy but she turned into an onee-san pretty quickly.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 1:29

>>603-605
Otaku have a problem with masculinity -- namely that they have none of it -- and feel threatened when males wander into the same scene that their favorite schoolgirl's vagina ``waifus'' (or whatever the fuck japs call it) is in. That's why there can't even be any males in the background. These castrato know that they would have to be the last men on earth for someone as pure and lovable as Rika(sorry, it took me aShinkusecond to realize thatKyoukobeing ``pure and lovable'' isMarisa Kiri-samaincompatible with being a slut) Mari Funami to love them. Any male traits would shatter the delusion that they've built about their worth as people. But the way that Namori plays the Otaku like a drum set goes even deeper than that. This is done through the gender swapping of Akari~n's pedophile brother into a girl. Otaku know how filthy they are and seek the cathartic punishment that they deserve. Simply put: otaku want to be emasculated. They want to have their penis and testicles cut off and to be forced to be a females. They see zero value in being a male, and welcome literature that allows them to, even temporarily, become girls, where they can indulge in the sick, depraved fantasize they have about attending tea parties and wearing dresses. They aren't faggots, however, so they merely become lesbian girls. Yuru Yuri is the perfect escapist fantasy for all Otaku, which is why Namori has made nearly $350,000,000 off the series and related merchandise over the years.

Also, while I wrote the above intending to be humorous and inflammatory, I actually can't think of many reasons why it's wrong, except in my case. I am perfect and my characterization of the anime-watching demographic does not apply to me. It definitely applies to you though, you pussy faggot nerd. You try psychoanalyzing me and I'll kick your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 1:35

>>606
SHINKU IS NOT A SLUT。 STOP SPREADING LIES TO DENIGRATE HER NAME。 I’LL KILL YOU、 LITTLE FAGGOT。

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 1:49

>>607
𝓘'𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓘 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓯 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓱, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓾𝓶𝓫 𝓭𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 2:35

>>607
Don't worry! RM takes place in a multiverse, so there's a chance of a universe where Shinku isn't a cock-mad skank, just like there's one where Jun isn't a faggot. Not sure how likely that is though.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 4:10

>>606
Not all of that is true, but still! Shut up! Those waifus are pure! ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 4:21

>>610
waifus
what kind of depraved shill are you? do you have no shame?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 9:52

>>611
Listen here, Jerkface.

Name: RedCream 2015-10-23 10:28

>>612
Listen here, sucked-and-licked-face.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 11:02

>>606
Mentioning Rika or Marisa in the same sentence as Shinku or Kyouko should be a capital offense. Straight to the rope with you, scumbag.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 14:53

>>614
Ummm you just did the same thing!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 19:44

>>615
Oh, oh god, that was an accident. I didn't mean to do it, really. I'm sorry, alright? You can kill me for a honest mistake, right? Please, I don't want to die, I'm only 24! I swear I won't do it again just don't kill me!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 20:11

>>616
We certainly can kill you for an honest mistake, and we will!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-24 0:48

>>616
Look, it's not just that you broke the law, it's that you broke your own law. It's just plain hypocritical to beg for clemency now. If we didn't execute you, we would all lose legitimacy. Do you think that all the others you've sentenced to die wanted to live any less than you? We do what we do because it is right, thus there will be no exception made. Now stop being a coward and face your fate like a man. If you have any dignity left, you won't be sobbing when the hatch drops.

Name: RedCream 2015-10-24 2:47

I would have to say at this juncture in this thread that the chance of her giving out moar than one goatfinger to deserving recipients is rapidly approaching 0.999... on an asymptotic curve based on the ke(2/3) model.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-24 3:10

>>619
That an ad hominem, asshole!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-24 4:08

>>619
That does not converge to unity.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-24 10:44

>>621
Why do you English speakers use the word "unity" to refer to number "one"? One, 1, it's just a number. The word unity means something totally different and abstract. Why not just say "converge to one"? For any other number, you use normal words. For 1, you use "unity". Why not use "duality" for number 2, too? Or "triumvirate" for number 3.
You could say, "3 + 1/n converges to triumvirate".

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-24 15:44

Also, it's a real pain to have "units" and "the unity" in group theory. Why not just "invertibles" and "one"?

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2015-10-24 16:26

Crossing the ocean of internet!

Name: RedCream 2015-10-25 1:04

>>621

Not even foar a judiciously choasen value of k?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-25 2:47

>>605
Do you have more information on that? Was it only in the first edition or something? I've looked, and as far as I can find, it all has either ``Big Sister'' or ``Onee-chan'' on the bedroom door when Kyouko is snooping in Akari's house in chapter one.

>>622
Dumb Russians may be content with their failed language, but English speakers like the poeticism evoked by saying ``unity''. Do you also want to stop saying ``universe'' in favor of ``one world''?

>>625
Especially not then, because it would be a constant expression. Even if you set k such that the expression equaled one, it would approach anything at all.

There is also no way for it to be asymptotic.

Name: RedCream 2015-10-25 14:41

Are you sure, >>626-kun? Have you foarmed a graph of the expression y = xe(2/3)?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-25 17:57

>>626
So why don't you say "converges to duality" and "converges to triumvirate" then, if you like poeticism so much?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-25 17:58

>>627
xe
Hir

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-25 20:40

>>626
English speakers like the poeticism evoked by saying ``unity''
My inner Bald Eagle does not agree.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-26 2:37

>>627
The limit of that is infinitely, so no, it does not converge.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-26 3:23

Shinku's sexiness approaches infinity as well.

Name: RedCream 2015-10-26 14:08

Oah yeah? Converge this. {gestures to groin}

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-27 0:08

>>632
That true. For all her flaws and sluttiness, Shinku still a cutie.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-27 1:01

Shinku is NOT a slut.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-27 16:01

Shinku is a lovely slut. Her and Rika are so delightful that their sluttiness becomes a good thing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-28 7:28

Shinku and Rika aren't even comparable. Rika is a girl who forgoes panties just so she can flash strangers in public and be ready to fuck on a moment's notice. Shinku just fools around every once in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-28 10:08

I found a really old game with Rika in it.

http://pc98.org/mikosanf.html

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-28 15:57

Admitting your roal with Shinku!

TL note: The "shin" in Shinku means deep red.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-28 22:20

>>637
So in other words, Rika is a fun girl who fucks with equals, while Stinku is a bitchy tease who enjoys having power over others via sexuality.

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