Cross Posters are the highest life form

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

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I'm tired of this Rika vs Shinku vs Konata vs Akari vs Ana-chan vs ... thing. I think they are all cute and I love them all! Why must there be only one?

>>641
No! If you don't love one to the exclusion of all others, then you don't really love them.

No one care about Akari and Chinatsu's sister's romance. Stop showing that shit.

Also, both of the daughters in Chinatsu's family are dykes. Hole the parents didn't want grandchildren!

I'll hole you're butt.

>>644
I meant ``hope''!

>>643
Agreed about the sisters. But as mentioned before, there seems to be a complete lack of males, so everyone better get used to not having grandchildren.

Is Lain cute?

>>647
Ass-ugly.

>>648
Your ass is ugly, nigger.

>>649
Anime looks like shit.

>>650
Do you want a medal or something?

>>651
Yes, preferably iridium.

>>647
Yes, Lain is a cutie.

What if Lain joined the Yuru Yuri school, got convinced that aliens were attacking the town by Takano, and received a doll, a key, and a note reading ``Will you wind it?''? Would she still have become the God of the Wired?

>>654
She'd be fucked. She doesn't actually do anything, you realize? The story is actually about the weird shit that happens as she ascends. She would probably be easy to kill before that was finished.

Which Rozen Maiden would make a pact with Lain?

>>655

She'd be fucked.

But befoar she would be fucked, she would be sucked and licked. Should we be envious? Are we being?

>>656
Suigintou.

>>656
Lancer, or maybe Archer.

>>659
Archer isn't anime, it's a normal cartoon with good drawing style.

>>660
Archer is shit. Like you. Sage.

>>659
Fate Stay Night is not /lounge/ approved. Please try making your post again, and answer only with a Rozen Maiden, Higurashi, LAIN, or Touhou character as your response.

>>661
Still looks better than anime.

>>666
Please, lend me your power my dark lord and master !

Pre satanic trips

LAIN

I've been disappointed with this season of Yuru Yuri. It lacks the charm of earlier seasons, and even the OVAs. The music is annoying, the lesbianism is more overt (meaning, less cute tension), and it's mostly just two girls pairing off and talking about what great friends they are. The only fun segments are of Sakurako. What a shame.

>>667
I can't think of a word that means ``to get close enough to something to develop an emotional investment in it without ever actually getting there'', something like what you might feel like if you jerked off for six hours without ever actually approaching orgasm, but without any of the pleasure that comes with masturbation. If I knew such a word, I would use it to describe Yuru Yuri. The entire show is just a strip tease, aimed at those people who supposedly like yuri, and revolving around hinting that at some point, there will actually be some yuri, but never actually fulfilling its promise. All of the characters supposedly like girls, they all have (what seem like) non-platonic feelings for one or more of the other female characters, but somehow everything is arranged so that there are no mutual feelings and so nothing ever actually happens. The ``tension'' is unbearable and trite. I wish they had called it ``Yuru Definitely No Yuri at All, Not Even a Little Bit'', or something equally stupid, so I would have known not to waste my time with such utter garbage.

>>667,668
It's not any worse than usual. This isn't a show you watch for the plot, it's a show you watch to see cute little girls do cute little things. If you want plot and action, go play 2hu.

>>669
it's not the lack of action that I am displeased with, it is the lack of the titular "yuri".

>>668
Break up the kanji of the title: 揺る百合 - Oscillating (揺) that (る) hundred (百) synthesises(合)[as in relationships]. The fact that the the relationships are going around and around should clue you into the fact that it isn't going anywhere.

>>669
But that's just it. I did want cute little girls doing cute little things. But what are they doing? How many scenes have been "Waa~ Let's be friends forever, Chinatsu~chan!"? There's none of the old charm put into it. It's not even that though, the old seasons were cute and did mostly the same thing; even Konata and Kagami talking about chocolate falling out of a pastry was cute and entertaining. It just seems to have went from silly to zany. I realize they weren't exactly three dimensional characters before, but now they are even more reduced to their gags and quirks than before. And now I find myself periodically moving the mouse to check how much more I have to sit through. If it can't be cute, then they should just have them fuck. It's pretty clear that all of them have admitted their feelings to themselves, and all of them are aware of how the others' feel, so there is no real reason why they should have a hot and sweaty orgy in the tea house at this point. They should also bring back the AH-KAH-RI~N intro. And also Mari.

I realize that I haven't actually named any real formula-matic or other flaws that I can point to and yell ``AHA! Here's the problem!" at (other than the OP and ED being garbage). It just feels off. It's not even that I'm mad or upset, I just expected better somehow.

http://i.imgur.com/3tj000p.jpg
Is this really what Shinku looks like? Fucking gross.

>>672
Blonde hair on 3DPD Asians looks horrible. The kid could also use a tan.

Also, Rozen sounds German to me, so Shinku is probably modeled after a white person.

>>672
Rozen Maidens look horrible in 3D doll or 3D human form. They're only to be appreciated in 3D plush, dakimakura or 2D form.

>>673
Nah she doesn't need a tan.

>>673

Rozen sounds German to me

"Rozen" is about as far from German as "Mahmoud". If it was "Rosen" then yeah, it would be German; Rotz or Rose would be fine too. But under no sauce can "Rozen" work.

>>676
He put the "z" in there because it looked cooler, and it is how nips would pronounce it.

>>676
"Mahmoud" is getting pretty popular in Germany though.

>>678
Not for long.

I'm a high form of life ^-^