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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 23:58

>>760
No, they were going to tie in the fiddle match and would have a sex contest to decide the winner.

Name: RedCream 2015-12-02 0:00

Does ASS BATTLE qualify as a sex contest assuming you could specify a few variables?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 0:04

>>762
Only if Kanaria's final technique is ANAL IMPACT.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2015-12-02 15:56

KO

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 19:02

Who is more erotic: Shinku, Kanaria, or Rika?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 19:08

Kanaria

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 20:00

>>765
Is this even a question? Rika is a cum starved slut.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 20:22

>>767
Is that something you find erotic?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 21:21

Rika is a good girl who is not afraid of her sexuality. She does not need sex to validate her self worth, and she does not use sex to manipulate others, only for social bonding and fun with a close friend that she trusts. She is not a slut.

Shinku uses sex as a way to bargain with and control men. She has little to offer outside of her physical features, which admittedly are of a very high quality. She doesn't hesitate to use that, so Shinku is a slut.

Kanaria is insecure and has an anxiety of social situations. She uses sex because she is not confident that people would like her otherwise. Unlike Shinku, she expresses her sexuality from a position f desperation. This is also why she allows her medium to molest and photograph her, despite clearly not being pleased about that. Pitiable, and while this is still slutty behavior, Kanaria herself is not a slut.

But, despite not being a slut, Rika is still the most erotic.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2015-12-02 21:43

The most erotic

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 22:23

only for social bonding and fun with a close friend that she trusts
So, she is indeed a slut.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 0:56

>>771
Nah, recreational sex isn't slutty if the girl makes sure they at least buy her dinner first.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 2:46

>>769
When will you ever stop badmouthing Shinku? I'm getting sick of this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 5:06

>>773
If Shinku had been nicer, the anime would have been conpleted. Too bad her rancid personality made everyone drop the series and the studio go bankrupt.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 6:12

Shinku runs out of tea, so she has Jun ejaculate in her tea cup as a substitute: http://exhentai.org/g/81013/62f2b2bca3/

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 8:52

check em trips

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 8:53

>>776
FFFFFFFUCK so close xD

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 18:28

>>775
The story wasn't bad, but the amputee art on the inserts was weird, and the back cover page where a guy has cut the girl's stomach open and is fucking her intestines makes me hate you. How dare you show me that; I'm going to be disturbed for weeks. You are a disgusting degenerate, please kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 7:04

>>778
You're right, that was gross; I am sorry. To be honest, I only read the first few pages. I'll make sure I post less horrible things in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 11:01

WEEBCUCKS:
Please press Alt + F4
And I'm not talking on the keyboard, do it in real life...just alt f4. Quit life, weebcucks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 13:53

my phone doesn't have an f4, so I don't even know what that means

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 17:45

My Shinku doesn't have a phone, so I don't even know what to do with her.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 22:11

>>782
Dump her in the nearest garbage bin, she's obviously defective.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-05 0:46

>>783
Shinkus are to be loved tenderly!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-05 5:26

http://www.amazon.com/Custom-Anime-iPhone-5s-Generation/dp/B010SMNLU0
Help /lounge/ my phone doesn't have a Shinku, and I want\need this and also an iPhone to put it on. Plz buy this for me and also the data plan and I'll have my gf Shinku give you a handy next time I see you. Love, Detective Kunkun~sama.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2015-12-05 14:09

Sly dog!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-05 21:32

>>785
Please do not pimp the maidens.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-06 4:09

Why did Suigintou become a prostitute?

Because she was a junky!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-06 8:28

>>788
Nice.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2015-12-06 22:36

Poor Suigin ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-07 6:13

Suigintou has no abdomen, how does she stand? Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-07 13:27

>>791
OVER THE LINE
Your inconsiderate rudeness towards Suigintou-sama is not to be tolerated.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-08 8:48

Suigintou's life has been hard enough already. Why must people keep bullying her? Why can't they just leave her alone?

Name: RedCream 2015-12-08 16:10

>>793

Has Suigintou admitted her roal? That is a very basic evaluation of her worth.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-08 16:17

>>794
Sadly, she keeps blaming Shinku for her problems, even though she was very considerate towards her. I don't think she has admitted her roal ;-;

Name: RedCream 2015-12-08 21:47

I am aghast. Hao may I contact Suigintou to urge her to admit her roal while there is still time (befoar the goatfinger arrives)?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-09 1:00

>>796
Here: https://angel-of-junk.dreamwidth.org/
Suigintou hates herself!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-09 1:11

Thank you, >>797-kun. It feels like I'm 12 again.

Name: >>791 2015-12-09 8:51

>>792,793
Okay, I feel like this has become a public shaming and I'm feeling really attacked right now. Stop ganging up on me. Bully free board my ass. I'll apologize, but I'm not going to stop mocking Suigintou, or Keine or Satoko for that matter.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-09 9:33

anybody else into anal sex here?

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