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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-19 9:30

>>840
My little sister has a penis!

Name: RedCream 2015-12-19 16:14

>>841
I name her PENISISTER.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:39

where can i find super lewd thinkerbell hentai?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-19 23:14

>>843
Comiket

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-21 15:24

Which Rozen Maiden would be the best little sister?
Which Higurashi?
Which YuruYuri?
Which LAIN?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-22 8:06

My little penis has a sister!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-22 22:45

>>845
Kanaria, because the only other imouto-ish option is Hina, and she's a whiney little shit.
Satoko, obviously. Rika is a close second though.
Mari, because she is a little cutie.
Not Lain. She only gets her family killed.

Name: RedCream 2015-12-23 3:06

Hina is a PENISISTER.

I will continue to repeat this until Tinychan is restoared.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-23 4:36

Why is this thread still going on? I got bored and left, came back, and here it was, on the front page like always. The sequel is as bad as the original.

Name: high on sonics 2015-12-23 4:47

They always are

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-23 5:27

Are holidays just memes?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-23 7:12

>>848
I will kill you if you ever dare utter that vile slander again.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-23 10:25

>>848
Tinysham sucks donkeyballs. Have a sage.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-23 17:24

>>853
But that's a Don't bump!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-24 0:40

>>845
Honestly, I'd fuck all the girls in all those shows, so I don't want any of them to be my little sister.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-24 14:14

>>855
Wouldn't that make it more fun though?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-24 23:23

Just remember, your awesome!

http://shiranai.moe/

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-25 4:50

Suigintou and Shinku are friends! http://i.imgur.com/v4OzbT1.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-25 14:52

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.

For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.

The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four

ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll

It was a long trip but she was finally here.
"THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...

"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".

They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
"Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.

"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
"What did you sa"...But it was too late.
In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".

Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 4:31

>>858
I bet Suigintou poisoned that beer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 4:31

>>858
I bet Suigintou poisoned that beer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 4:31

>>858
I bet Suigintou poisoned that beer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 4:58

>>860,861,862
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 13:24

>>855
Naive fool. You see what all these elite politicians are doing do our world before our very eyes with white genocide, yet you'd blindly fuck everything in the world that isn't white?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 14:35

>>864
Agreed. I would never fuck anyone non-white. They're all ass-ugly anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 16:00

Fuuuuck me, I've got a headache.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 18:17

>>863
Optimise

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 21:02

>>867,867,867
Optimize your orthography.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 1:04

>>868
I hate you, I really do. I hope you fall and drawn in a sea made of the saliva of Shinku.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 1:38

>>869
This is my dream. I love Shinku. I love Suigintou.
I love every single one of you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 2:21

>>869
But I want to drown in Shinku's beautiful blue eyes! And you really should use `z' more.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 4:32

I hate Shinku so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 5:33

I'm Jewish myself...whites mad their women cheat on their husbands with Jewish guys on the fuckjng reg dude woah

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 12:50

>>871
S is the right British way.

Name: RedCream 2015-12-28 14:59

>>872

If you hate me, it is logically unavoidable that you alsoa hate my anus!

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Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 19:45

>>875
S-Shinku?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 4:22

>>876
Jun?!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 5:20

>>877
Dubs?!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 4:08

I want to disappoint Shinku.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 4:53

I want to become Shinku and humiliate >>879-kun.

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