They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".
What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.
That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.
However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.
Which Rozen Maiden would be the best little sister? Which Higurashi? Which YuruYuri? Which LAIN?
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Anonymous2015-12-22 8:06
My little penis has a sister!
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Anonymous2015-12-22 22:45
>>845 Kanaria, because the only other imouto-ish option is Hina, and she's a whiney little shit. Satoko, obviously. Rika is a close second though. Mari, because she is a little cutie. Not Lain. She only gets her family killed.
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RedCream2015-12-23 3:06
Hina is a PENISISTER.
I will continue to repeat this until Tinychan is restoared.
Why is this thread still going on? I got bored and left, came back, and here it was, on the front page like always. The sequel is as bad as the original.
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high on sonics2015-12-23 4:47
They always are
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Anonymous2015-12-23 5:27
Are holidays just memes?
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Anonymous2015-12-23 7:12
>>848 I will kill you if you ever dare utter that vile slander again.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion, Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon. With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight, this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.
But tonight would be different; a window ajar, She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far. As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate, Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.
She flew across nations as if a short stroll. Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole. Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause. For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.
Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement, stories of this Touhou making a statement. With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer, he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.
She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed. Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED" Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored. She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.
"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina! Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!" She greeted them all as they began to attack. This could turn out to be quite the setback.
For hours they fought in the sky up above, Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed. It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.
The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink- She shot the attack, it was over for sure. Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four
ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll
It was a long trip but she was finally here. "THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!" Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...
"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled. "Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled". The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile. "Why don't we just let her in for a while".
They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve. "Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave." He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap. Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.
"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break." "What did you sa"...But it was too late. In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame. Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".
Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir. Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year. Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"
>>855 Naive fool. You see what all these elite politicians are doing do our world before our very eyes with white genocide, yet you'd blindly fuck everything in the world that isn't white?
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Anonymous2015-12-27 14:35
>>864 Agreed. I would never fuck anyone non-white. They're all ass-ugly anyway.