How fit are you?

Are you a hungry skeleton, average weight, cardio bunny, chubby, complete lardass, or do you lift?

With what purpose do you enquire?

>>2
I'm an NSA agent and I'm going to build profiles on every one of you. Is that what you wanted me to say?
Maybe I'm just curios as to where I stand among my fellow /prog/riders.

>>3
You don't need to know where you stand. The very point of anonymity is to destroy the social herd instincts, one of which is comparing various kinds of dicks. We could be all mixed fights champions or wobbly burrito vaults, Warren Buffet types or paupers from Ukraine barely able to scrap by for some junk food and a whore, whe could be US marines back from a war, or transvestites with makeup on. Act without the bullshit social instincts, monkey.

>>4
No need to be so autistic about a simple question. If you don't want to answer it, you don't have to.
JACKSON 5 GET

>>5
Alpha male here. I've long advocated for mandatory survey threads like these coupled with IDs based on real life identities here. Like you, I am often concerned that when I think I am speaking to a fellow alpha, it could turn out to be some autist beta in deep cover. Look, I don't have a problem trying to raise betas up with my advice, but sometimes I just want to relax with my bros like >>5 instead of being subjected to beta faggotry 24/7.

If you post a public key and digitally sign a non disclosure agreement you I can pseudo-anonymously sue your ass if you leak it, I'll tell you.

Stop fatshaming, fat people can be healthy too, there's nothing wrong with being fat, it's not a crime to have diabetes.

>>7
Sounds like a plan. You are a somebody, right? A famous and influential character? I don't want to be hearing about a somenobody who uses /prag/.

>>8

it's not a crime to have diabetes

THEN WHY THE FUCK IS WEED NOT LEGALIZED 100% MATE ?!

cuck'd 'em