oozie-goozies

From the time this man had been a child he had always had a strong sexual fascination with his bowel movements, especially when they "come out real long and soft". And on those occasions when he had a bowel movement of the "right" feeling and texture—an event which he claimed happened only about once every couple of months— he would become "uncontrollably aroused" from a sexual standpoint. Using vegetable oil "to enhance the effect", he would roll the bowel movement around in his hands, sometimes for several hours; and he would enjoy several ejaculations while in the process of doing this. He would save his "nicer poopoos" in plastic bags, sometimes for several days. And at several points during this time span he would pick his bowel movement out of the plastic bag and begin getting sexually recharged again. During the course of this behavior he would fantasize being with a "really beautiful young girl" who had "long hair and a pretty face" and who "also liked long, soft, beautiful oozie-goozies".

yo that shit is sick, dude XD

I feel exactly like this guy does being alone and a 25 year old virgin does take its toll on your mental health. I know how much it sucks to see other people happy but it's just an illusion. I realized it last night when I was stalking my long time crushes social media and found out she was going on a date to a concert and found out they have been taking long walks and hiking together... I died inside last night, then I sat back watched the Matrix and accepted what I believe was the red pill. I had a strong desire to delete all of her photos, memories, even my own social media accounts, and even any and everything that reminded me of her and cried my eyes out for 20 mins and realized that false illusion holds no weight against startling reality. I woke up this morning and never felt more alive in my life! For the first time I realized I had let myself go and became a monster that based my life off of others and expected the same treatment... For anyone who feels so lonely they wanna die just watch the matrix and remove every negative thought from your head and learn how to fight your demons head on and how to escape the ever revolving door and tantalizing illusion. If a women doesn't like you it's not her fault you're not her type, if you feel that lonely it's time you try calling you local crisis line. Just watch the matrix and realize that everything in this life is a mere chasing after the wind, nothing more nothing less.