1. If you piss in the bowl where the internals of the toilet is, when you flush, piss will pour into the bowl.
2. Libraries use little magnetic strips to deter theft. You can cut these out or buy a demagnetizer online to steal books.
3. The best advice comes from those who really follow it, so when you you secure your computer, follow the guides on child porn sites, since they have a vested interest in really being secure.
4. A syringe is more scary than a knife in a robbery.
5. You can often beat up trannies and they will rarely report you.
4. A syringe is more scary than a knife in a robbery.
lmao
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RedCream2015-08-25 20:20
A syringe is more scary than a knife in a robbery.
That sparks some thought. Are you admitting a roal?
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Anonymous2015-08-25 22:03
If some faggot tried to rob me with a fucking syringe it would probably be very effective, since I'd start to laugh uncontrollably on the spot, possibly incapacitating myself with laughter.
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Anonymous2015-08-25 22:29
>>5 Until he stabs you and you died of the AIDS while everyone things you are a faggot.
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Anonymous2015-08-25 22:38
>>6 He would laugh because he's already infected with the bug, so of course an AIDS-ridden syringe poses no danger for him.
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Anonymous2015-08-25 22:40
Can AIDS survive in a syringe though? Why is this not used as a superlethal weapon then?
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Anonymous2015-08-25 22:43
>>8 I don't know. I know for a fact though that the CIA uses AIDS-infected bullets to dispatch enemies.
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Anonymous2015-08-25 22:59
>>5 or a heart attack from injected air, or some other fatality from who knows what was in it, like drano or some shit. If someone pulled a syringe on me I would drop my wallet on the ground and sprint away.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 1:16
>>8 AIDS, no. HIV can though. Sharing needles is how Jenny got AIDS and infected Forrest and their son with the disease.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 17:05
>>9 jeepers, I didn't even know bullets had an immune system.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 19:17
>>9 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. If the intention is stealthily killing enemies, why would they pull out a gun and shoot you?
>>10 But not with a knife of course, as we know stabbing someone with a syringe and pushing the plunger for 3 seconds is much worse than being stabbed once on the stomach by an actual combat weapon. Maybe we should really start sending syringes to our troops, it would save a lot of the tax payers' money.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 20:06
>>15 It's getting increasingly harder to detect sarcasm on /lounge/. While I agree that HIV-infected needles can be dangerous, aren't there superantidotes that work like 2 days max after being infected? Is a needle really more dangerous than a fatal wound to the chest?
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Anonymous2015-08-26 21:17
A syringe is threatening enough by virtue of being sharp. You could probably get some people to drop their wallets if you bring out a syringe in a threatening way. But I would never bring a syringe to a knife fight, I don't know about you guys.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 21:54
>>17 What if it was clearly filled with drano? I doubt the other fighter would have the guts to risk that one shot kill.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 22:10
Remember that some kind of syringes are very thick and hard(that sounds a bit queer)
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Anonymous2015-08-26 22:31
>>18 I don't see how the delayed reaction of Drano running through your muscles is more threatening than being stabbed one or two times in the chest. Plus it must be very hard to get a syringe to go through clothing in a forceful way since needles weren't designed to be used like that. It might even break in half before it reaches your target.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 22:32
>>19 A syringe will never be as thick and hard as a knife though.
>>20 The rib cage is stronger than you would think. People stab the fuck out of each other all the time but still recover in the hospital if they make it in time. You'd have more to worry about than blood loss and tissue damage if trace amounts of drano start to trickle throughout your body.
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Anonymous2015-08-26 23:23
>>22 If stealth is not an issue why not just, you know, shoot them until they fall dead?