I am russian.

I am russian. I wish to find an american girl and make her dress up like statue of liberty. Then i put my dad's old soviet army uniform and destroy lady liberty while singing soviet anthem

More and more parents nowadays are choosing to adopt practice children. No parent wants to accidentally kill their own kid, but many can live with accidentally killing an adopted kid. So having the adopted kid first allows you to test-parent a child you don't love that much. It gives the parents the opportunity to develop a parenting style by being able to experiment without putting your REAL children at risk.

I actually used to have a test-kid before my daughter was born. And gosh am I glad I did!! The test kid allowed me to learn the valuable lesson that electric toasters shouldn't be kept near the bathtub when you're bathing a toddler. I'm so glad I was able to learn that lesson without having to put anyone that I actually cared about at risk. Now I keep the toaster on the wet counter near the sink whenever I'm bathing my daughter. And I sleep better at night knowing she's safe.

I seriously would recommend it to anyone who's considering having kids. With the month-to-month online leasing plans they have nowadays there's no reason not to. You can return it whenever you're done with it and there's no fee if it dies.

You're never gonna know how to discipline a child until you've tried it and you're never gonna know how fragile they are until you've mistakenly killed one. Trust me. You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette. Wouldn't you rather crack somebody else's? Think about it.

Bullshit. Russians are peaceful and don't want no war. It's the Americans who are constantly attacking, harassing, sponsoring coups and shit.

>>3
Don't Db me, bro!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRdhg6biN0

>>3
The only time Russia ever comes up is when Europe is freaking out over something Putin does and ask the US to do something. Other than that, the US doesn't think of you at all. We've moved on, found a new rival, and even lessened the hardline stance on capitalism. It's time to move on, Russian friend. The only thing I want for Russia is to gibs back candydoll to Ukraine. After that, perhaps you can go back to ... doing whatever it is Russians do. We've got rioting negros, brown oil-niggers are trying to drag us into a war with white oil-niggers, liberals won't shut up about trannies, some south African Canadian Paypal guy is launching shit into space, rednecks are invading national parks, China's about to crash the world economy, and I think I may be laid off soon. We've got a lot on our plate right now, so please be nice.

-- With Love from the Jewnited States of America

>>5
Yeah, we wouldn't give a crap about America, too, if it wasn't meddling in our own backyard. I mean, you probably wouldn't like it if we installed a pro-Russian government in Mexico or Canada, would you? Then why the hell are you all over Ukraine, giving out your cookies (Victoria Nuland) and "democracy"? We were getting along with European pussies just fine before you started your Georgia operation, then your Ukraine operation, and your European ballistic missiles bullshit. You've already got a huge playground in South America, so why are you sticking your tentacles in our continent instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFzBJOYLhwA

There's something fishy in Denmark, unfortunately it's the fish.

Coarrection, there is something rotten in Denmark, unfoartunately it is a pile of aeroabically decompoasing oarganic matter.

Thank you foar this oppoartunity to coarrect yoar statement. That is one of my roals. I admit it. And that is hao I neatly avoid EVER being given the goatfinger.

>>8
No, the saying is there's something fishy in the state of Denmark. Do me a favor, don't attempt to correct that which you don't understand.

RedCream attempted to correct somebody. He failed. In spelling and in Shakespeare.

dubs

>>8
Is there any organic matter that can't decompose aerobically? Serious question.

>>12

Noa. Oanly jellyfish and they do not caont.

I have researched the phraseoloagy and have found the definitive text from the oariginal 'Folios':

^\\ Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. ^//
-- "Hamlet" (1.4), Marcellus to Horatio

I have been unjustly proasecuted foar my poastings and as such several people here are scheduled to apoloagize to me, oar the goatfinger will be given, I hint moast darkly.

>>12

To bend the rules a bit foar "organic matter" we must noat that the mineral fraction of boan does not decompoase aeroabically. The degradation of such things happen moar on the oarder of physical and chemical weathering.

My name is RedCream. I knoa moar than you do. I admit my roal.

The RedCream speaks with great wisdom!

>>6
You can't have Europe because it would make you too powerful. You say that the US has South America as if that's some sort of asset. They are only recently getting the message that socialism isn't going to work with a nation of superstitious lazy retards where the only think they have is oil and violence. Why should Russia get a continent of mostly productive nations handed to them on a plate while we content ourselves with four hundred million cocaine-niggers. By all accounts and metrics, we put it to a much more productive use anyway. Other than having Russia in the limelight, what changes would you like to see? You have plenty of space, and Russia has a huge amount of resources already. And if one continent is exchangeable for another, how would you like Africa? I hear China is liquidating many of their positions there. As to Georgia (and the Ukraine, for that matter), if Russia's foreign policies were not so aggressive, perhaps they would not seek entry into NATO. The US treats Mexico as our bitch, but they do not live in fear of invasion. It isn't American propaganda that makes nations tremble at the thought of Russia. All you have is hard power. To Ukraine specifically, I do not believe that that was as American sponsored as you make it out to be. Whatever the US's involvement though, I don't believe that the plan was nearly as idiotic as how it was executed. Now, that said, I would wholeheartedly agree that the US has been, ah, less than respectful to Russia since the dissolution of the Soviet Union (to put it mildly). Installing governments in Canada or Mexico would absolutely lead to another Cuban Missile Crisis. How can that be rectified while not retreating back into isolationism though? We have gone too far now to back out without causing our total annihilation. The US broke the USSR, do you think we would willingly suffer the same fate without a fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFzBJOYLhwA

Not fair. I thought it was going to be something cute, and now I feel tricked. No one wants to see fat whores marching. Shamed on you.

>>16
Nailed it.

>>17
But we don't want Europe. Only the post-USSR states: Ukraine, Belarus, Georgia, Armenia, Kazakhstan, perhaps the Baltic states. Leave Europe to yourselves, just don't point missiles at us from there, and don't get into our backyard.

Also, I don't understand why you would say that S. America or Africa are less attractive than Europe. They have far more resources that you can quietly imperialistically suck out of them. Instead, you concentrate on Eastern Europe which is neither rich, nor productive, nor resourceful. What's the point? To spite Russia is the only goal that I see. You hate us more than we hate you.

To Ukraine specifically, I do not believe that that was as American sponsored as you make it out to be

The US financed camps as far back as 2006 in Estonia and probably elsewhere, in which Ukrainian nationalists received military and sabotage training. It was supposedly for "furthering democracy", as always. You can see the photos here http://rossiyanavsegda.ru/read/1689/ "How NATOs have been preparing Ukrainian terrorists for colored state coups"

And you're still doing it: http://www.economist.com/news/europe/21649772-russia-protests-american-military-trainers-ukraines-army-has-long-way-go-training-wheels

We have gone too far now to back out without causing our total annihilation.

No one's going to annihilate the country with the most advanced and powerful army in the world. And no one even wants to, because that would cause a global nuclear winter. You can stop your CIA spying, infiltration and corruption bullshit in Eastern Europe, and still be safe. Hell, you can even let go of the Middle East except for protecting Israel. Why the hell did you bend over Libya and Egypt and Syria? Why are you in a homosexual sex-lock with these islamists in Turkey and Saudi Arabia? It doesn't make it any better for Israel and you didn't get much oil revenues out of it either. It seems that the prime objective of US policies in the Middle East is just to cause mayhem and chaos for the sake of chaos.

fat whores

I'm sorry, but it's hard to find an American girl who isn't. McDonalds is the one who has played a trick on your nation.