Linguini

If for religion you our lives will take,
You do not the offenders find, but make.
All faiths are to their own believers just;
For none believe, because they will, but must.
Faith is a force from which there's no defence;
Because the reason it does first convince:
And reason conscience into fetters brings;
And conscience is without the power of kings.

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YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GATOR
OF DOOM! POST THIS IN 5 THREADS OR GET GATORED!!

TAKE THE GATOR DOWN

(My preferred pronoun is His Patriarchal Majesty Destroyer of Vaginas and Oppressor of Feminism.)
*Takes the gator down and sells it on the Free Market*
Now only the invisible hand of the free market will determine its fate. Not a phony religion.
*tips fefora(actually a trilby)*

>>4
Do you accept bitcoin?

What programming language is this?

>>6
When I grow up, I'm going to be the first drug dealer on the moon.

That's the spirit ^-^

Linguini is too energy dense. If you want to be a thin neuro-atypical instead of a fat one you must deny yourself pleasures like linguini.

What flavors do linguini come in?

What flavors do dubs come in?

>>11
salty and greasy