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Russian Science

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 9:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzxThtH_5Ys

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 9:36

"That's how born Putin."

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 11:02

This comment almost made my day:

FOR AMERICAN: This experiment was real, the man my friend. I am from Russia and repeated this experience, the result is really shocked! I put more serious experiments with ostrich eggs (they are much more than a hen's egg). But the experience had to be interrupted. In the second month of the shell is something to choose from! And do not be surprised, in Russia it is quite normal. In some schools, such as the task performed Other laboratory of biology.
FOR RUSSIAN: блаха-муха ви прекинте эте америкоси реальна верят вэту хуейну. Оне блейад такее тупыйи, чта илиминтарних асноф биалогее ни знайуд вотжыш дауни (пешу с ашипкаме чтоп эте далбайоби пиривисти ни смагли). пиздос, ребйат, америкосы риал диграданти а абамка абьязянка, стафь лике исли жыза!

The translation of the Russian version is:
Fuck me, but these Muricans actually believe this bullshit. They are so fucking stupid they don't know elementary basics of biology, they've Down syndrome (I'm writing with intentional errors so these numbskulls can't translate it). Fuck, guys, Americans are really degradants and Obamkey is a monkey, click like if it's life!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 18:12

The highlight of the video is 2:56-3:00 because I can see the skin between her boobs.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 18:30

>>4
Damn, I hate it when the boobs are so wide apart there is no cleavage.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 18:47

/polecat kehttps://bbs.progrider.org/jewtube/abs/.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 21:52

http://exhentai.org/g/627521/c67c5ec952/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 0:16

>>3
I'm sorry, Ivan, but the only science russia has is the oral vodka measurement.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 12:16

>>8
Keep saying that while NASA still uses Russian rocket engines, McDonalds-gulping lardbag.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 12:34

>>9
LOLWUT?!!

http://realrussiatoday.com/2016/02/19/import-substitution-made-russian-satellites-too-heavy-to-launch/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 13:28

>>10
LOLTHAT:

Pentagon Will Need Russian Rocket Engines for Years, Officials Say

www.defensetech.org/2015/06/26/pentagon-will-rely-on-russian-rocket-engines-for-years/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 13:28

Fuck, I got non-hyperlinked dubs

http://www.defensetech.org/2015/06/26/pentagon-will-rely-on-russian-rocket-engines-for-years/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 13:32

Brondo has the electrolytes plants crave… LOL

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 14:29

>>11
US produces rocket engines since fifties. Russian engine is just a clone of RL10 ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RL10 )

the import from Russia was used to reinforce competition and lower prices. Basically, Russia lost american market and russian engineers will likely migrate to India or China or something, with russia finally losing all access to space, left with cola-mentos rockets.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 14:49

>>14
Bla-bla-bla, your opinion is very important but the experts in NASA and Pentagon disagree.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 17:14

>>15
I don't know what the truth is, but the DoD is always complaining about shit and trying to get Congress to give them more shekels. If they complain about having to use a Russian rocket, then they want $100 billion to build their own.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 17:48

>>15
You're no NASA representative, Ivan. Go drink some steklomoy.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 18:49

>>17
Typical American idiot who cannot read the link posted to him.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 18:50

>>13
This is a reference to a movie I have watched.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 19:36

>>18
Does anyone here actually follow posted links? I certainly don't.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 20:53

>>20
I didn't even say "follow the link", I said "read the link". You couldn't even do that because the fat from your KFC burgers has clogged your brain vessels.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 20:58

>>21
Okay then, I read your link and it said wikipedia. That's a very shitty site and you should feel bad for posting that sort of thing here.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 18:46

>>21
KFC does not sell burgers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 19:00

>>23
You would be the one to know, lardbag junk-eater.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 20:13

>>24
It's true, I binge eat when I am sad.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 22:03

>>25
But you always binge eat ??

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 0:29

>>26
No, sometimes I kill myself. it takes a few days to rise again

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 6:41

>>26
Onxe or twice a month. I go to two or three fast food places, order two drinks so they think I'm ordering for two, then hide it in the back seat so that the next place can't see what a pathetic loser I am. Then I go to a parking lot, eat all the meat and sweet stuff, and throw the bread and shit to the crows, who usually don't eat it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 10:04

Russia has no racism, because all russians are niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 13:17

>>28
What about the drinks?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 14:53

>>30
Usually toss them out too. Except one, of course.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2016-03-10 16:27

What is a Russian?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 17:10

>>32
your mom, nigger

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 4:09

Russian Academy of Sciences requires word-6 files on floppy disks for all formal correspondency, including grant applications:
http://medialeaks.ru/news/1003yut_floppy

such is the science in Russia.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2016-03-11 15:39

I miss floppy discs ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 15:40

I miss floppy dicks ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 8:35

What programming language is this?

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2016-03-12 15:57

HTML AND PHP AND CSS AND C++ AND C# AND PYTHON AND RUBY

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 16:54

>>38
Pretty accurate.
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