I'm about to be a NEET again!

Going to put in my two-weeks notice today. I've got another job lined up, but I don't start until July 1^st, so I'll be a TruNEET^TM for a full two weeks. It's been so long since I was a child that I can't truly remember how to NEET properly though. Is it just masturbating to morally dubious Japanese pornography and smoking weed and\or drinking alone and staring at the walls? Because I already do that as it is. No, there must be something more. I need to capture the heart of NEETdom. Please /lounge/, tell me your secrets.

Here's what you do to make sure to take full advantage of being a NEET:

● Mess up your room, either deliberately or through negligence. For example, don't throw away your soda/beer cans. Leave them on the floor.
● Don't wear pants. Or if you're a bad enough dude, take off your underwear too.
● Don't cook your food. Have it delivered or buy a supply of convenience store food.
● Avoid becoming depressed in your complacency, otherwise you will end up not enjoying NEETdom. Keep your mind focused on something and beware of negative thoughts.
● When you're sitting at your computer, make sure you're always snacking on something or drinking something (doesn't matter if it's alcohol or non-alcohol) and most importantly, make sure you're as comfy as possible.
● If you can grow facial hair, let it grow out of control.
● If you have a hobby, be it coding or tinkering with something or even just consuming entertainment, take full advantage of your free time and participate, don't procrastinate.
● Pull all-nighters and sleep during the day. Nothing says NEET more than going to sleep just as sun is rising.
● Have fun and do your best!　(b｀･ω･)b

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Being neet is having no money and no job. Most people are NEET, because they cant get a job, having no qualification.

Two weeks between jobs is hardly enough to truly live the NEETlyfe. You should abandon your new job and just sit at home sniffing superglue. Use your savings to buy hundreds in video games and songs on the internet, even using your rent money. Pawn everything when you get kicked out and use it to buy a pair of kneepads. Use the kneepads to suck off a heroin dealer. Congratulations, you are now doing NEET hardmode.