Lets play a game: Timeline Splitters

https://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=1&max=10&col=1&base=10&format=plain&rnd=on
This generates a (truly) random number range:1-10(inclusive)
Generate list of 10 distinct actions, now click the link and perform the action(preferably that will affect the external world).
Now the timeline is split into 10 parts(you've connected randomness to actual events).
Generate another list of 10 actions,repeat.
After several iterations you'll live in your own unique timeline that is centered on you(the splitter).

Funny, a clock dropped from the wall and shattered.
I think they don't like it.

I'm going to make a split 10^9
tYPING a number on keyboard into this thread is a unique action.
Now the number is 211266645. Typed:211266645
I'll now google it and copy the first result:

The complete numbers dictionary - 211266646 - Numbers Book
numbers-book.com/211266646
Sep 11, 1976 - Previous number 211266645 · Binary (base two): 1100100101111010110001010110. Octal (base 8): 1445726126. Hexadecimal (base 16) ...

Huge integer set that i'll paster here:
https://www.random.org/integer-sets/?sets=100&num=100&min=-1000000000&max=%2B1000000000&seqnos=on&commas=on&order=random&format=plain&rnd=on
The act of viewing it releases photons unique to this timeline.

Error: You have used your quota of random bits for today. See the quota page for details.

Switching to https://qrng.anu.edu.au/RawChar.php
Its a quantum random generator
_SgmGODIPB_6f__Kub3ISq8nDFZbKmXbVSvBwpDpR6oiiN2Y5fexULemtVV8a0PPzt3H7gSXiABSNMojT3wj2YJ1TiBZ4nQGPnviyyyhgyecmmxfjkUrwBXRFrY6eAVORG0k0Lrr68MOTouofa20ni9excSwl2Od6VrriawI2Cw5heyBwk7TXrIuNOQVk7SPw7WYFY2bLs5UA2_pOY20GVePC_i2b248KN4FA4tC6BW4mS7jMNFPNY9gKmDgNW9PoXv8VDNysrVWChPfP_G6RmCdPKpz2rSyi0ambvHdeza7AWkvsvH4OCnH8xBXonRSnaOYoPNpycUW54TlHNIgESlvTcCmnxxnaM8SC6VCt0oofhzrcnVXNrQrxiiEqJQ_CMRelRPjp68t9t0e2n2RQz_DrmPPs58UGNOUUGEMWMdhSQe5DwFBloWZqRlCQt0OFM7C2ML14onmhhUGbqwMNYv94of6wNVPmIuXTZ7wCdgNpTewAfhtxf3SS66W0FKvqytwBHwsK_vahjgTb1Q3tFcQ8_KOR_7SzgiyoW3HWbuKQAwSHG7DOHdpI199t67ob8SJ3wIk1vR0ZMI6Vhnt63YLCoQ1ds07lCCukEWFBKatArA2VuzB2QYJp_FeS0Bz847GQ5c5AgeU3I9XgBFyyWvBxwowhmJdmgMaSKQhtZh0WilliOHP6satPhKBthjCBIkUqlmWlTrx8vtQMzdhbSYOqTTPxkXgMcUNKhtUTckG93KXzu7JLyZMlVrK3CHUHj2LbM_JzqVZp10EsqIStGrYJ7otO6INukIBiOD5LicEbZibg7viy75EB9gVpx8cZjVxVw4SPbxMVoEtHhgbgxw8dR4u0LYAiQIZHjNvog5sH5FIrE04YQh7AruYorlNsvMhWT8lySmvx6Bl8YskAHxcYGQx3Ix6G7Y48Kiwz_9PN1ml3q2jGndZAJHt8cH0aErG1Mc3K2PGj5Cz3BpXq11erZefZdgN2XsctGyrGsJq97mmawnEo7KrgBfO_g0t

Error: You have used your quota of random bits for today. See the quota page for details.

Shit, how do I get more bits?

>>7
They accept PayPal https://www.random.org/quota/
However https://qrng.anu.edu.au/ is free since its paid by Australian government

Breaking the timeline with no survivors
[–]CBA222 696 points 2 hours ago*

The man has been arrested, Reuters reports.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/745992587731963904

EDIT

Reuters now reports the gunman has been shot dead.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/745994747207090176

>>9
People can be shot after they are arrested. It's the norm in some places, in fact.

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>implying anything is truly random even quantum shit

>>10
update: now there is no 50 wounded. 0 wounded.

[–]jtroye32 106 points 9 hours ago

This story is a trainwreck. First it was up to 50 people injured. Then it was no one and the guy fired 4 shots which apparently were blanks. Then they said he was arrested, but he was actually shot dead instead.

Brexit polls showed Remain lead until this.
Seems like a huge timeline difference.

Wtf happened here

>>15
Thats one poster replying to himself, that is me.
Its an experiment in creating different timelines, using the idea that timeline direction can be altered by following random choices instead of predetermined path("the Normie Life").
Sort of "reality hacking" or "reality shifting", i have a dedicated subforum for this here:
http://w11.zetaboards.com/frozenbbs/forum/4223729/

Check em

>>17
What dubs are these?

>>18
Patriarchal Prime Alpha Male Dubs. i.e. a monkey with a keyboard

Its getting boring, i'm going to do another round.

>>19
You mean, "a black guy with a keyboard".

How would a black guy get a keyboard?

>>22
By stealing it from the cuck husband.

So did anyone else try it?

>>24
too complicated sry

>>25
Its incredibly easy. Though at the moment its kinda heavy on splitting. Basically you are acting rationally or deterministically: there is probably free will but its very constrained, now there is a method to create more free will by adding chaos. Random numbers give you more chaos, increasing the entropy of the timeline by making your choices non-deterministic as in >>1 each action taken is disconnected from your current condition and forces the timeline to split/move into specific direction(randomly chosen).
These numbers are truly random, and appear at the site at random time of request, ensuring that its high entropy source(Random time of request * Random number * New Random action list) of chaos.
The guide basically condenses to this
1.Makes a random list of actions 1 to N
2.Generate a true random number 1 to N
3,Execute the action
4.Timeline is now split into N parts.
5.Repeating the process grows many splits centered on your choices/actions, making you the center of new timelines(i guess it also attracts attention from the higher powers at work, there is some risk involved).

Ready for round 3?

>>27
I prefer Time Splitters 2.

i did it and i came back in time and was killed in the wtc attack thanks op

>>29
Did wasps also fly out of your dick?