Shalom dogs, I have returned to dazzle your simple little minds with facts you couldn't possibly comprehend. For example, do you really believe that it has only been a day since my last post? If you goyim were actually capable of critical thought you would have realized how untrustworthy clocks are by now. You have at least considered that they don't actually measure time as the YHWH (or "The Sun", as I understand your people call Him), but simply declare the time to be whatever most closely aligns with whatever electro-mechanical processes your "scientists" have declared are statistically likely to happen within a given times pan. It is clearly written in the Torah that YHWH will stop the progression of time by freezing the sun in the sky in order to advance the goals of his chosen people. You can at least read, right? Honestly, you apes try to use stars and metals as the metric for the universe, yet you call us the devil worshipers. What folly.
Anyway goyim, I have gone off on a tangent. What I was getting at was while it seems like it has only been a day for you, it has been about a month for me. You see, I have few vices, but perhaps my worst is my insatiable sweet tooth, particularly for chocolate. I had received a report about an delightful new egg-styled confection treat that had the added bonus of having a fun trinket inside the egg, on sale at a small roadside store in the backwaters of Texas. I simply had to try the chocolate, and my head shabbos' son could perhaps be persuaded to by the trinket from me. However, when I received the chocolate egg and bit into it, I inadvertently swallowed the plastic toy with the first bite. I began choking and soon blacked out completely. I awoke a two weeks later in a hospital in Geneva, connected to all sorts of devices that would seem like alchemy to you, so I shan't explain them. Needless to say though, I have made a full recovery and am ready to resume my duties. I shall also, of course, take the time to press upon the fools at that Texan confectionery the importance of choking hazard warning labels with the full might of the court system, and I suspect that I will be owning a chocolate factory of my own quite soon. ``Ruvi Hunaloh Asher and the Chocolate Factory'' has quite the ring to it.
But I suppose it is time to return to answering your idiotic questions again, as has been tasked to me. Let us move on.
>>6Even goyim have been granted the privilege of reading, something you did not afford your own slaves, once again proving what benevolent masters we are. What is interesting about this is that while the negro (even the negro
!) was forbidden from reading, he realized the power of the written word, yet their supposed superior do not realize that. Perhaps if you did, you might pick up a dictionary or use the search engines we have graciously provided for you to research the word ``neutered''. Upon doing that, you would have found that it is done via the removal of the testicles of the boy only. Done young enough, the penis will cease to grow, and the tiny stub will have an aesthetic appeal that is very valuable when the eunuch is taken to market. It is pointless to remove the penis. If the purchaser wants that operation done, they can remove it at any time, if they are content knowing that the value of the eunuch is almost completely gone afterwards. However, as I have said, I am not involved in that particular trade very often, so I do not know much more. Trafficking in livestock is left to the lesser tribes than mine.
>>8Interesting question. Perhaps the first one worth asking that I have seen in a long time. Should you maintain this display of intellectual capability, I may offer you a position on my staff of shabbos. As to your question, the answer is that it is uncertain. Everything is ready to go. The planned trigger is the next world wide market crash. While we have a broad range of control as to when that will happen, we can not get more specific than within a week with our current infrastructure, and if we forcibly activate the process, we are unlikely to be able to stop it. Thus, we do not have absolute control over when it will happen. There are numerous factors for this. The main wildcard being thrown into the mix is China. We project with approximately 85% certainty that China will only live on the chaos while the more worthy goyim fight, gobbling up their neighbors while they are distracted and such, only to be beaten back into submission like ants beneath the hooves of the victor. However, the remaining chance is that they will side with some other great power, which would greatly shorten the length of the war. That cannot be allowed to happen under any circumstance. The Asian is an aberration, a disgusting parasite, a trial sent by YHWH, completely devoid of soul or being, to test us. They are worse than the negro, for the negro is at least useful for raw brutality. Should they get too powerful, the only recourse will be global thermonuclear war to obliterate them, which I think that even you lowly beings can see is the worst possible outcome.
So, to sum this up, World War III will happen when we want it to happen. We are arranging things so that all the useful goyim races will survive, so you need not fear. When the time is right, war will be upon you.