Accelerating Climate Change program

What are your ideas to create real Global Warming(not that fake scam GW bullshit that can't even raise sea levels)?
Some ideas:
1.get rid of emission quotas and pollution limits, subsidize clean air instead #CheapCleanAir
2.scrap all carbon taxes and similar laws. #FreeMarketWillFixIt.
3.stimulate oil,coal and gas exploration #BurnAllFossilFuels
4.remove environmental protection from wildlife refuges and sanctuaries. #AllWeDoIsNatural
5.repeal all climate treaties #MeltTheIceCaps
6.Rename Global Warming to #GlobalSummer or "Global Summer Expansion". Who doesn't like extra summer time?
I'm thinking of sending it to Trump, but i don't see any worthwhile changes with the current direction.

As temperatures soar and sweat pours down our faces this summer, it is essential to remember this: protect your eyes, and I am not talking about wearing sunglasses.

I'm talking about lowering our gazes.

It is in this instance, surrounded by half-naked people, that we must have the courage to follow the command of Allah and His Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) and lower our gazes.

Allah says:

"Do not go near fornication and adultery, it is an abomination and an evil way." (Quran 17:32).

This sin is so hateful in the sight of Our Lord, that He commanded us to not even go near it.

Despite what anyone may say, looking upon that which one is not supposed to is going near adultery. For an illicit affair begins with a lustful glance.

I like to cook my lunch on burning tires. I hope I am contributing enough.

I find eyes sexy
Muslim women should have to wear tinted sunglasses!

And that sexy voice!
You should use one of those voice-changer things!
And that scent!
Go roll in some garbage, Woman!!

Such lack of self-restraint...

Climate change is not caused by humans. Pollution is. Watch how the global media and politicians ignore the bigger issue and plaster everything with the non-issue. Climate change is just a way for governments to impose more taxes on the "rich oil companies".

>>7
Because the only way to fight pollution is to consume fewer cars, gadgets, packaging materials, clothes etc. And the over-fed, conceited spoiled brats that are the First World population would never agree to that. Taxing the oil companies is much more palatable and has the same "goodie-goodie" psychological self-gratification effect. Stupid consumers can go on polluting the shit out the planet while simultaneously feeling that they are that "environment" thing. That's why the politicians and media are exploiting climate change as their environment myth while comfortably ignoring the issues of pollution which actually kill or damage millions of people.

>>8
Then kill them. Perhaps the real solution to global warming is to remove all safety regulations from vehicles and decrease the time where all lights are red at intersections.

>>9
Obesity and sedentary lifestyles are helping, though not sufficiently.

Chinese getting craftier and craftier with their hoaxes:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/04/160412-ice-sheet-collapse-antarctica-sea-level-rise/

>>11
OMG!!!!! Let's shut down all industry in the Western world and let the East run wild polluting at will!!!! That's the only to save the world!!!!!

Sure, there's no evidence that this isn't a natural cycle of heating and warming like has happened for millions of years but so what!!! FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!!

If polar ice caps are melting there is no way we can adapt, as humans are not adaptable!!!! So we must destroy our civilization in a futile attempt to reverse nature's processes!!!!!

My daddy has a mansion on fake coast built 2 miles into Florida's sea, how will he survive if sea levels raise?!!!!!

Some worthless Island nation with 70 people might be underwater in 100 years!!!! We MUST shut down all manufacturing and restrict peoples' lives in unimaginably authoritarian ways!!!! But only in white countries!!!!!

>>12
Woah there, save some exclamation marks for future generations.

>>12
Thank you for correcting the record.

>>12
Don't worry, when the planet warms up, everyone will be nice and tan. So we won't have to worry about white people anymore, because they'll all be brown

>>15
You, uh, you.... er, you, ah, you do realize that it is exposure to sun (not just any kind of warmth) that makes one tanned, right?

>>16
Just what do you think causes global warming?

>>17
Al Gore agents burying thermo-nuclear heating elements in antarctic ice.

>>17
Green house-gasses

>>7
Pollution exists because humans are the direct cause of pollution.

>>17
I do.

try changing these DUBS

>>20
Yeah, that's what I said. Climate change, on the other hand, is a function of many factors, most of then not directly affected by humans. There's no proof it is directly caused by human activity. There have been lots of ice ages and hot ages way before the first steam engine. There have been much hotter and much more carbon-rich periods when dinosaurs walked the Earth and every time the climate changed on its own.

Pollution is also much more dangerous because nature doesn't have in-built mechanisms of dealing with it. If there is too much CO₂ in the air, then more plants are going to grow and eat it up; but when there's too much lead or mercury in the water, it's just gonna stay there for centuries, poisoning all living organisms.

So pollution is the much more attention-demanding issue of the two. It is taking millions of lives every year and it is totally human-caused. So why do all the head honchos ignore this elephant in the room? Because that would require taxing everyone and that's going to be much less popular than taxing the rich oil companies whom the general populace hates and is jealous towards.

>>19
And the biggest greenhouse gas by far is water vapor which humanity has no control over whatsoever.

>>23
If there is too much carbon dioxide in the air, then the oceans are going to be affected by acid rain that will be formed by the carbon dioxide. The acid rain in the oceans will destroy the major source of the world's oxygen (seaweed) faster than the planet's ability to sequester carbon dioxide with new plants.

Pls donate to stop Global Warming

>>24
Wrong. It is the white man who is the biggest cause of global warming.

While it might not actually warm the globe, I think the best thing to do would be to salt the glaciers while dumping dirt all over them. Dirt is dark, and therefore it will absorb more solar radiation than snow.

>>28
And when you're done with that you can start painting the ocean surface.