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If he were to train his sphincter and eat a lot of fibre, could he shit at a fast enough speed to kill someone with the hardened turd?

fibre makes your shits gooey

I was really uncomfortable in bed this morning, really hot and tossing and turning, woke up at 4am. What happened was I needed to take a massive shit, but didn't realize it. At about 5am I went to the bathroom to piss, which is where I finally realized my urge to shit, and shitted out so much gooey brown liquid it filled up half the bowel. The night before I had eaten a lot of vegetables and brown bread, a LOT. So it turns out >>2 was right all along.

>>2

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>>2
Not if you eat enuff epoxy.