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anus mod

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 2:30

you realize the more you inhibit shitposts the more you encourage it, right?

automated ban my ass, you did it manually there was nothing spammy about my post

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 2:34

what's an anus mod?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 2:40

>>3
hey, me too wtf

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 2:55

the anus strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 3:01

Why did my poast get shoah'd?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 3:01

>>6
read title

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 3:12

i dont feel safe making good posts on an anus operated board

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 3:14

DONT POST HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO DISCUSS CS UNDERGRAD TOPICS WITH ENTHUSIASM AND WONDER

ANUS DIXIT

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 3:16

>>9
wouldn't it be a shitter version of /lounge/ otherwise?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 3:19

>>10
No.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 8:45

>>11
don't sage m asshole!

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 12:44

>>12
Only if you promise to never post any threads in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 13:24

Sageing my own poast.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 14:32

Stop talking to yourself, you schizophrenic. You keep posting rapidly one after another and you wonder why you keep getting caught up by the automatic anti-spam filter.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 14:35

>>15
You shut the fuck up you retarded anus, all the bans are manual and there's no such thing as """"automatic anti-spam""""
We're not gonna take this up the ass while you delete every good post

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 14:56

It was weird that I got autobanned. I've been autobanned several times before, and, yes, I admit: I deserved it; but this time around, I'm not really sure what I did that would have warranted a ban nor even trigger the banbot.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 15:19

>>16
there's no such thing as """"automatic anti-spam""""
We could do a programming challenge to write one then.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 15:41

>>16
You have no idea what you are talking about. There is an automatic anti-spam ban filter thing. It has banned me several times before the moment that I pressed the ``Reply'' or ``Create new thread'' buttons.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 15:43

The moderation here is so skeezy and dishonest. Pretending your diaper filling anusoid rage bans are automated is a bridge too far for me. Fuck you, anus.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 15:48

Mental illness is one hell of a thing.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 15:49

Seek help, schizo-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 15:51

>>21
That’s you, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 15:52

>>23
Projecting your own mental health issues on to me is not going to get you the help you need.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 16:26

The government really ought to do a better job of keeping an eye on these crazy people.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 16:36

>>25
The same rotten criminal governments with militaries that kills countless innocents around the world, have intentionally lax and abused regulations, intentional dumbed-down public schools, allow for the environment to be degraded, workers to be exploited, and whole cultures and peoples to be completely stripped away? You expect these same governments to "help" a demographic that they helped to create in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 16:47

>>19
It has banned me several times before the moment that I pressed the ``Reply'' or ``Create new thread'' buttons.
Typical dumb anus
since the bans only stop you from posting, of course you only relize that when you're banned.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 17:56

anus banned me and removed all my posts ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 17:57

>>28
Looks like he missed some.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 18:04

>>26
No, I was being satirical, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 18:20

I are /anus/

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 18:58

>>27-28,31
Looks like my posts really made you upset!
Please keep making non-programming threads, as I'm going to reply in every single one. Your delicious butthurt is really a sight to behold. ^_^

Name: /anus/ 2018-01-20 19:22

>>32
I'm not the other guy. Please do not lump us together. Regards

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 20:14

>>32
Not the same persons. We are many here playing the anus triggering game.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 20:17

>>34
Does the ``anus triggering'' game involve you losing every-time and making threads like this one when you don't get any attention?
Hope at least you win next time. :^(

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 21:49

>>35
That's not how it works. Rules have been posted in /prog/
Also what's going on with the smileys? Is that the normal reaction of a cornered anus?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 22:04

>>36
That's not how it works. Rules have been posted
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 22:08

>>36
That's not how it works. Rules have been posted in /prog/
So? What the hell does that have to do with what I said idiot?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 22:51

>>36
"Joey isn't fussy. He's just really sensitive to anything that's good, or bad, for him."
Dennis the Menace by Hank Ketcham

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 0:38

>>39
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 0:40

>>40
Dennis the menace.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 0:46

>>37
https://dis.tinychan.org/read/prog/1511078249

When you're bored enough, you simply post things that will trigger predictable reaction of an anus, thus collecting anus gold.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 0:50

>>42
It's cute how you think making retarded posts brings others displeasure.
You don't exactly think about what you do at all.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 1:03

Everyone, I spoke with the admin on irc and he said that the anus poster is his favourite poster


glad we got this settled

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 1:05

>>43
What's your definition of triggering? Are you a programmer or a millenial?
You get automated reactions. You're mining them, like a crypto.

>It's cute how you think making retarded posts brings others displeasure.
I'd love to believe that you spent all these years reading my posts because you actually enjoyed reading them. Thinking that there's a guy, somewhere, who's been reading every night, every single shit I could think of...

>You don't exactly think about what you do at all.
I'm doing important fundamental research on the tsknigger law of textboards there.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 1:09

>>44
Dubs.
Let's all love the anus and call it a day.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 1:12

You get automated reactions. You're mining them, like a crypto.
Okay.

I'd love to believe that you spent all these years reading my posts because you actually enjoyed reading them. Thinking that there's a guy, somewhere, who's been reading every night, every single shit I could think of...
Well that's possible. But I think this userbase is too small to have someone like that.

I'm doing important fundamental research on the tsknigger law of textboards there.
Okay, and what pisses me off is why the FAQ page says repetitive posts aren't allowed, yet your shitposts and the guy spamming "/lounge/" and "what programming language is this?" don't get deleted/banned. But I make one shitpost, and all my posts get deleted and I get banned. How the fuck is that fair?

At least on goatfinger shitty posts like those I mentioned get deleted and banned. That's clearly one thing Ribbon did better than this shitheap you people are trying to take us to.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 1:15

>>40
A Dennis the Menace comic I saw in the paper today. Seemed appropriate here.
>>44
So the admin loves Milkribs? That's cool I guess.
>>45
I'm too drunk right to properly parse what you just wrote.
>>46
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 2:37

>>47
this prog has lost the mandate of heaven

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 4:22

>>47
So you honestly believe that people who make spam threads in /prog/ are welcome to do this?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 16:56

>>50
Do you honestly believe that people who are anus in /prog/ are welcome to do this?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 18:37

tbh I'm not really into honesty

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 20:21

>>50-51
Welcome to do what? Make a coherent post.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 22:44

>>53
I can't help you if you are unable to follow the context. There is a context leading up to this.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 23:11

>>54
There is no context, or coherentness. You just post nonsense.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 23:46

>>55
no u

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-22 0:17

I actually can't fully blame schizo-kun for being how he is. Looking upon the state of the world at the moment, it's becoming a near impossiblity to not become somewhat nihilistic from observing the waves upon waves of depressive realism lapping up on the shores of your own consciousness. At the very least, it's becoming clear to me why record numbers of people are killing themselves on opioids.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-22 17:48

>>57
Do you actually believe that there's one guy replying to himself?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-22 17:49

>>56-58
Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-22 17:55

>>58
There's always the possibility of a copycat, but for the most part, yes it's mostly one guy.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-23 1:05

>>1-60
all me

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-23 1:09

>>61
Cute. Do you have anything else to add to this conversation?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-23 1:43

>>62
Add my dick. fore real no meme

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-23 1:46

>>58
Shut up, schizo. It's a good post and no joking matter.

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