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I fucking LOVE Harry Potter

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 6:22

I'm a hardcore Harry Potter fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Hogwarts where I would often train with Hermione in the Room of Requirement and help Neville with the plants, but one day as I was talking to Ginny, we went to the common room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Dumbledore and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for Hogwarts, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dumbledore said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 7:57

can you guys write anything original? Even before reading the actual post I already knew this is a copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 8:35

>>2
I usually just copy insults and butthurt reactions I see on bigger boards and randomly paste them as replies here to save time. All we really need is a reaction to our posts to check next time we visit, copy pasting the posts is faster because lots of reaction-worthy stuff is out there already like on 4chan. This isn't copypasta, btw.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 8:35

remember Harry Potter? remember those kids standing in line for the new copies? feels like yesterday right

yeah, well they're all old now, married, and have kids

feel old yet?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 8:39

>>2
I use /lounge/ as my personal dropbox for copypasta (and sometimes code snippets). It's literally easier than logging in to cloud services, trying to run rsync/scp between different PCs with changing IPs, costs me nothing, and plus this place is well indexed by Jewgle.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 8:45

>>5
Dom't do that asshole

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 12:08

>>5
I was driving home in my BMW when I read this post. I pulled over to the side of the road and wept for 10 solid minutes. I've never done that. Not even when my parents died. I'm a broken man. I tried to warn you. I laid out the damaging effects of shitposts. But my efforts were in vain. The decline of Western society cannot be stopped now. It was a good run.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 21:21

>>4
those kids standing in line for the new copies?
yeah, well they're all old now, married, and have kids
Not me.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-26 23:21

>>8
What is your secret to staying young?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 0:05

>>9

I rape russian babies.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 0:23

>>9
I meant I'm not married or with kids.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 0:33

>>11
Me neither, but I am not old either. My secret to staying young is not having a wife and kids as it has been proven that semen retention increases life span and generates youth.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 1:47

>>12
so you're saying I'd have to not jerk off too?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 2:54

>>13
Jerking off is fine, just no ejaculating.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 3:06

>>14
doesn't sound very effective

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 6:14

>>15
Oh it is.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 7:55

>>14
blue ball

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 19:35

>>12
it has been proven that semen retention increases life span and generates youth.
Where is the proof?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 21:45

>>18
The fuck are you on about. Ever heard of observation? Stop ejaculating for a month or more and your youth + energy will be through the roof. That's where you find proof.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 22:06

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-28 2:20

>>18,19
Horny Porter and the ...?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-28 4:30

>>19
Anecdotal evidence is not proof, even if it is your own.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-28 22:17

>>22
Please consider what you are saying here. The ONLY proof that is relevant in this scenario is the observation of its truth in regards to the observer.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-08 4:08

@1

I prefer if the story could be scripted this way : http://www.hentaiw.com/hermione-porn-collection-01

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-08 9:17

MODS DELETE ALL THE CP ON THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-09 2:34

>>25

Look like someone have an b⊙⊙bs-phobia and need to see a female doctor soon!

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