5G cell network spread

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-cellphone-5g-health-20160808-snap-story.html
tl;dr they'll be cooking your brain with microwaves soon.

To counteract these effects, it is recommended to eat 5 whole nutmeg nuts a day. Just chew them up in your mouth and swallow with water in the morning. It's not the nicest taste (bit strong) but it will help with the bodily impact of electromagnetic wave pollution.