5G cell network spread

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-cellphone-5g-health-20160808-snap-story.html
tl;dr they'll be cooking your brain with microwaves soon.

dont care bruh, need to stream autoplaying 4K videos and reaction gifs in the subway

Hello, I'm Jewish. Go fuck yourself. Sage.

To counteract these effects, it is recommended to eat 5 whole nutmeg nuts a day. Just chew them up in your mouth and swallow with water in the morning. It's not the nicest taste (bit strong) but it will help with the bodily impact of electromagnetic wave pollution.

>>4
I don't think my teeth will survive doing that daily.

>>5
Put them in a bag. Hit the bag with hammer. Empty the bag contents into your mouth. Swallow. Follow with water. You can do it, fagtooth.

>nutmeg
https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/11/25/a-warning-on-nutmeg/

>>3
>I'm Jewish
https://www.globes.co.il/en/article-israels-communications-ministry-readying-for-5g-1001105591