>it was sweltering 26C >the assassin held the sharp end of his potato peeler license ready to strike >safe from shadows of nearby kebab stand >the prime minister walked into the trap >"Hold still, Sir while i papercut you" The assassin said >"Where is your potato peeler license permit?" the Prime Minister inquired >The assassion turned bright red "Sir, I'm afraid i left it it at home!" >A gender-neutral whistling sound ensued as one of nearby police-persons was startled and afraid >only bravest of men could resist him >gay sharia police surround the assassin >they hold dull spoons >"In the name of Allah, you're under arrest!" >The crowd cheered as the assassin was handcuffed in pink furry handcuffs and escorted to jail >Prime Minister wiped his head and sighed "Such criminality! Long live the queen reptile!" >The sun sets on British Empire >Big Bong striked Six >"I'm late for tea again"
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Anonymous2018-06-27 8:58
[WP] Long ago the legendary sword Excalibur was melted down and lost to history. The mythical blade's steel ended up in your soup spoon, with all its magical properties intact. Today its time to shine.
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Anonymous2018-06-27 9:33
vroom vroom yeah my car sound like a T rex
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Anonymous2018-06-27 15:33
lol wtf UK, filming is a suspicion of breaching the peace?
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Anonymous2018-06-27 15:36
Wait, you can be charged for contempt of court simply for recording a public space in the uk?
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Anonymous2018-06-28 6:13
>>8 Only if the public space you are recording is outside a courtroom where a trial under gag order is going on. Tommy's actions were considered criminal because the judge had already decided that publicizing this trial could lead to a mistrial (ie. the (((muslim rapists))) get let off on a technicality) since it would prejudice the process.
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Anonymous2018-07-04 9:45
>American Civil War 2.0 starts >The capitalist city streets are deserted, the time is ripe for a first confrontation with, the ideological battle moves to the streets >A brave antifa warrior marches proudly, confident but woke to the danger of potential KKK patrols >there is a fascist garbage can blocking his path to praxis >The time for liberal compromises is over, its time to put down bourgeois civility >This racist garbage can can't be ignored, its hitleric nature is obvious >A few swift kicks forces the garbage can to doubt its xenophobic convictions and blind support for white nationalism >The white supremacist trash can spits its racist garbage objectifications, trying to delay the inevitable collapse of the patriarchy >As the battle against Alt-right rages on, the brave forces of antifa support arrive to engage the object of white patriarchy and take some selfies, forever documenting the victory of socialism >The defeated nazi garbage can topples and rolls into a corner, utterly powerless to support Trumpism >Trump resigns out of complete shock and retires to Florida >Communism Wins
The Man-At-Arms sharpened his government-issued spoon and looked at the dark horizon, filled with doubt and loathing. His toast became too soggy with soymilk, because his only focus was sharpening the spoon and thinking about England. There was a sense of doom or perhaps a thunderstorm. The TV Authority License Enforcement van quickly rolled down the street, its roof filled with crossbowmen and people resembling japanese assassins. There was a moment of silence as he found himself pondering what kind of weaponized spoon weapon he could design? At minutes before six'o clock while sucking on popsickles, he realized the ancient weapon scheme was possible - he had everything to assemble a Spoon Catapult.