Best places to live

What are your top 5 choices for places to live, and why? They don’t necessarily have to be places you’ve personally lived in, but at least explain your reasoning.

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live in my anus

women weed and weather

>>4
You are a virgin, too poor to afford regular weed, and never leave the room

>>5
make your're are game

Why hasn't anyone replied seriously? You don't like travel?

>>7
Be dumb bluepilled normie
1.Think about living in some pristine tropical island
2.Travel there just to check it out.
3.Its full of fat boomer tourists and native savages. Island exists only because of tourists money.
4.Without money you'll not survive a day
5.Locals have to fish and collect coconuts, everything else is imported and not cheap.
6.Only good experience is being in secure hotel with three meals a day and looking at the ocean.
7.Realize that your house is better and you can look at ocean webcams for free.
8....
9.Tourist-milking industry profits.

>>8
Travel and moving doesn't just mean tropical tourist destinations, you absolute retard.

For the cost of one "travel expirience" you can:
1.Buy reverse osmosis water filter
2.Buy air purifier with ioniser
3.Buy sea salt packs for bathing
4.Buy a huge 4k LCD screen or 4k projector to stream ocean webcams and nature documentaries 24/7(btw youtube has tons of both FOR FREE).
5.Buy a midrange 3D printer to print replica of any tourist souvenir or trinket sold there(its also useful for printing household/repair stuff). Or just buy them in bulk from China(thats where tourist crap is manufactured in 99.9% of case).
6.Buy basically anything you are fed in tourists hotels/inns.
7.Laugh at boomers wasting their savings on "tourist expirience" while you sip tropical teas in a bath (seasoned with sea salts),while watching National Geographic documentary about tropical parrots or some exotic shit these boomers will not experience because they stay at hotels anyway.

>>10
autistic neckbeard detected

>>7
tits or gtfo

>>12
I'm a guy.

>>9,11
Traveling is for boomers and whores. Deal with it.

>>9
Sorry, i forgot boomers also waste money on "Travel Cruises" where most of time is spent eating shit food on a unstable ship in the middle of Carribean or docked in some banana republic seaport.
This is actually even funnier because a ship experience is much worse and entirely artificial, it doesn't matter where the ship is(unless the seaport is especially stinky) the ship is the actual tourist destination.
Boomer cruise lines are engineered to milk boomers of their shekels using all the tricks they have: isolated in the middle of ocean, limited choices, paid entertainment/drinks,casinos etc.

>>13
Your a gay

I'd live on a cruise ship if I was rich enough.

>>17
You can pay for trained seagulls to shit on you too. "For authentic experience" and much cheaper than living in a cruise ship.

>>14
And college students who study abroad, like me.
Travel isn't just cruises and tourism, doofus.

Lets deconstruct "travel experience"(not related to the post-modern literary circlejerk) into separate parts:
Spaced for better reading:

1.Fresh air and sea air. Buy a ioniser/air purifier.

2.Hotel/ship/tourist food. Just eat better food. If you can afford travel, you can afford better food than any hotel which buys in bulk and any restaurant(which also serves bulk audiences). Learn to order online or cook/prepare food.

3.Sun. Well, its mostly a negative. Europeans are not evolved to live in direct sun 24/7 and will get skin cancer or benign hyperplasia lesion eventually. For everyone else: you're already living at latitudes where direct sun is plentiful and free.

4.Ocean/sea water. Buy sea salts or just iodised salt. Put in bath. You have now the same experience. Also, water filters.

5.Tourist souvenirs and trinkets. There is no need to travel to point X to buy chinese-made replace of Y. You are living in 21st centure and can buy it online.

6.Contact with natives. Watching ethnic/nature documentaries is both safer and more enjoyable. You also don't need to travel to X to be informed of news/events occuring at X, since we have internet: you can chat/social network with anyone on the planet provided they have a phone/pc.

7.Taking tourist photos: just browse google street view(that is often called virtual tourism) or existing tourist photos online. There is no point travelling for a photo, unless you're a news agent or film maker. You're a normie with a cam.
The amount of media available already on any place is enough to fill you harddrive.

8.Quiet places: Sound-proofing your room and noise canceling headphones are much cheaper and will last longer than one "expirience".

9.Isolation from environment: Just turn off you cellphone, reduce social networking use and get some extra sleep. No need to travel to X to get isolation, unless you have roommates or nosy family( if thats the case i doubt you can travel without them or can afford travel at all).

10.Air travel sightseeing:Google Earth.
Live webcams pointed at sky/terrain.
Pointlessly staring at clouds can be done at a roof of your house or buying a telescope for much cheaper.

11.Ship-based travel expirience: you want to be isolated (see point #9) or be immersed with sea water (point #4). The "sway" of ship can be simulated with a rocking chair with much less seasickness and random movement.

12.Sea birds shitting on you randomly:
See post >>18

13.Seeing exotic animals: nature documentaries and exotic pet channels on youtube.

14.Sand. Buy a ten kilo bag of fine beach sand and spew it on the floor. Tada.

15.Palms and exotic plants: same as #13, plus you can buy saplings to raise at home.
Cactuses are essential boomer plant, doesn't need much water or care at all.

16.Meeting other people: Internet dating and social networks do it much better. See also point #6

17.Relaxation: Learn meditating, not giving a fuck and reducing/managing stress factors. It will save you more health longterm than one-time travel expirience(which isn't stress-free btw, new expiriences put you on alert)

18. Novelty of travel/exploration:
Face it, you're not a pioneer explorer of the unknown(bornTooLateToExploreTheEarth.jpg). You're a pampered tourist on which local economy depends. Trying to LARP as an explorer will get you dying in some third-world shithole/cave/jungle while you recall how good the civilized world is. Not recommended, esp. delusional boomers who say "I am fit enough to climb Everest without oxygen tanks".

There, i saved you 99% of your life savings.

>>19
That isn't travel. You're an educational immigrant, because your parents are rich enough to afford foreign education.

Travel vs immigration:

Travel is a temporary experience for purpose of leisure/tourism/exploration/trade that is characterized by mobile experience. Typical traveler "I went to the nearby beach(*snap*) and got 3 seashells(*snap*) then i went sightseeing at the local safari(*snap*), here is my Instagram experience"

Immigration is characterized by one-way travel to somewhere and staying there for specific professional/economic/educational/cultural/etc goals: its a static experience. Typical immigrant "I want to live in Japan. Why can't i get permanent residence status?"

>>20
we're reaching levels of sour grapes that shouldn't even be possible

>>23
t. delusional "nomad" boomer trying to justify his money-wasting lifestyle and why his kids will live on foodstamps

Russia

Russia is a very big crazy house.
There are tragically obsessed. Poor souls.
Then there are quiet idiots
-- Zinaida Gippius

The car of the psychiatric ambulance ran at full speed, having on a siren with a flasher, driving through the red traffic lights and maneuvering between the less crazy shared taxis, as if the ambulance driver himself consumed some psychoactive substance, he almost got into an accident and braked so that I would have broken my neck if was not fastened. At the end I was placed in the supervisory ward of the Psychiatric Hospital No. 15 where all things, including a smartphone, money and a notebook with a pen, were confiscated from me, so all the following impressions of the psychiatric hospital are based on my already weak memory, in addition to haloperidol and a ton of other neuroleptics, which tender Russian doctors immediately presectibed me.

The main occupants of the ward consisted of alcoholics under droppers, whom their relatives handed over with delirium tremens, although one violent drunkard was brought there by the cops, after he broke their desk at police station. But there were also more colorful crazy persons, such as the oligophrenic hunchbacked Lesha Davidov, who constantly fiddled with his penis, making a voluptuous face and a mumbling something inarticulate about the "Kazan Mother of God"; waking up in the morning, you could find Lesha above yourself, masturbating to your face. After Lesha there was Maxim Melikh, who got involuntarily hospitalized after an attempt to blow up his commie-block with the help of household gas, pre-sniffing three bottles of Domestos (a cleaning liquid, which affects brain when inhaled). Now Melikh had a new plan - to plant his whole commie-block appartment with cannabis under mercury lamps. Melikh's favorite catchphrases were "I'm a fool" and "forgive me, a fool."

On the next bed to me on some coincidence fate there was a crazy FSB officer, although he was quickly transferred to a special hospital for the FSB personel. Oligophrenic Misha from time to time sucked his finger, which he constantly kept near his mouth. Being a great "talent", Misha sang to the ward guards the song "I Serve Russia", nuzzling the verse "do not forget the soldier". Misha was very excited when I suggested sending a video with him to the Internet, as he mistook it with internAt (a place for permanent housing of retards in Russia), to which Misha dreamed of being sent back. The neurotic Denis Borodkin mentioned that he is a musician, composes songs, and now some patients even has access to the Internet in the internat, which can be a clue to the declining discussion level on the Internet, as well as the falling value ​​of the modern music. Borodkin sang his songs banging fingers on the table, as if on the keyboard of a synthesizer.

Many patients, like the retard Aslan, steal from the bedside tables and lockers, when they are open, or grab or beg for something from relatives who have come to visit other patients. For example, Aslan could grab from the table someone else's apple and immidiayely bite it with his teeth. The less savage nutcases are trying to get into friends with you to beg for stuff using the mechanics of "after all you are my friend, you should share with me." Personally, I had stolen candy. In case of refusal to share, they can arrange some problems for you, for example, in the form of an urinal poured onto your bed. There were no "Napoleon" in the ward, but there was a retard with the surname "Suvorov" (after the Russian national hero, general Alexander Suvorov).

Despite the fact that the hospital was in Moscow, almost all the nurses were swearing fat throaty women after 50, from Serpukhov, which I had previously described. However, the brutality and masculinity of these women was there on hand, for there were clearly enough male ward guard. Some retard asked to call his mother, and good-natured nurse painted on a phone a cardboard and gave it him to make a "call." Another nurse was singing "I do not know another country like this, where a person so freely breathes..." (an unofficial Russian anthem, written at the time of Stalin).

There was a slight smell of mold in the wards, rusty bars on the windows and a cobweb that came down from the ceiling, especially lucky people could catch a cockroach, squashing it with a torn sneaker along with an egg capsule. The toilet meets visitor with its three shit holes in floor and classy fecal smeared walls, in view of the peculiarities of how retards wipe their asses, spending a lot of paper when it is there. In the toilet, for some reason, there was a broken mirror that aroused hopes that some psycho would pull out a piece of glass and use to open someone's throat. Finally, there was a TV in the ward, it was showing exclusively the RenTV channel, where they always talked about crazy stuff, like aliens, global warming, danagers of GMOs, paranormal phenomena and other conspiracy theories, therefore most retards believe that Americans staged the 9/11 tragedy.

I was the only dissident, because other patients were showing an ardent patriotism. One imbecile argued that Russia supposedly has the smallest taxes in the world - only 13%. However, this "low taxes" is a propaganda trick for the most stupid, because in practice Russia has many hidden taxes called "contributions" (as if they are paid voluntarily by the sucker). We have: 13% personal income tax + 5.1% contribution to the health fund + 22% contribution to the pension fund + 3% contribution to the social insurance fund + 3% loss of income, due to two-year service in the army (not considering lost health), with the average life expectancy, total: 46%. All these contributions are paid by the employer and our retarded patriot sees only 54% of the money earned by him, but that is not all, from these money Russian patriot will paid 18% more VAT charged in the price of any product or service, hence (54*18)/100 = 10%, so, considering the VAT paid by our patriotic sucker from its income, the tax is already 56%. But that's not all! The price of many goods, like gasoline and cigarettes, includes excises taxes, often reaching 50% or more. And when buying an imported commodity, Russian retard pays customs duty, also often exceeding 50%. That's why the IPhone in Russia is order of magnitude more expensive than in the US. However, if VAT, excises and customs duties are paid by sucker without noticing it, additional fees, such as a contribution to the capital repair fund or auto insurance, like OSAGO, are paid by the sucker himself. Thus, taxes in Russia can reach 80%, if tax subjects imports car, smokes or consumes alcohol.

Russian hospitals have no non-smoking wards. Therefore, during my stay in psychiatric hospitals, I hated smokers with pure hatred, because when toilet is filled with smoking retards, one could suffocate in the during defecation, and then he has to pushed through this smoking crowd to wash the shit form the ass, for there is no toilet paper in hospital. Besides, I have hemorrhoids, making a washout vital, because a bath day in hospital is once in 2 weeks, and not when you want it, in addition fat nurse will shout at you to wash quicker, watching the process, because each patient is given just five minutes to finish washing.

Since there is a lot of free time in Asylum, I spent it overseeing other patients and reporting on any unauthorized behavior that usually included illicit cigarettes transmitted by relatives, cell phones or all sorts of things, such as notebooks and clothes, which the retards were hiding under their official mental patient uniform, for it was too cold in the ward during winter. However, coffee and tea are also forbidden to retards, and I reported a fool to whom mother brought a bag of Nescafe and he ate it without water. The ward guards found an empty plastic bag, after which the offender was disallowed to see relatives in future. A mean trick, but still it's nice to take revenge on someone, especially that someone is smoking.

Another problem of the hospital is snoring patients, from which you just can not hide, so you have to deal with them somehow. One old grandpa, a Jew, was snoring really loudly, so when there were no ward guards nearby, I used a pillow to suffocate him a bit in revenge, so that the asshole will not snore anymre, that old Jew kept bound due to psychosis, which gave me full access to his body. Later, the old fucktard complained to the ward guards, but they just said he is crazy, ignoring the sufferings of schizophrenic Jew. Probably I am an ineradicable individualist who is alien to any communal living, but on the other hand Jews, in the person of Karl Marx, invented and participated in the building of communism, therefore it is not a sin to bully a representative of their people, especially if he was an engineer in Soviet times, building communism, and this Jew was so fond of Russia that he did not leave for Israel when the borders opened. He deserved such treatment.

Smokers, violent patients and snoring wre not the only insane asylum problems, for the toilet for patients (the nurses have their own, always opened) is closed for the night and if you want to piss, either you suffer until the morning, or you piss in the ward. Trying to persuade the ward guard to let you pee is a very bad idea, for he will inform the psychiatrist that you do not sleep at night and you want to piss, and the psychiatrist will increase the dose of haloperidol, so much that you will piss under yourself. If you just piss on the wall, the scrubwoman will come and complain, they will be searching who did it. The solution is simple - to piss on the patient under the antipsychotics, and everyone will think that the schizophrenic has urinated himself, disregarding what he would say in his defense (he is schizo after all). You can certainly try to hide a plastic bottle to piss at night into it, but such a bottle will be confiscated at the next search and you will get beaten, for plastic stuff isn't allowed (one can make a knife from plastic material or something like that). Other methods of punishment are special ice cold cell or deprivation of cyclodol, wich is required to balance pain caused by haloperidol, doctors also have various other drug tortures at their disposal at the standard method of maintaining discipline among patients.

When I was transferred from the supervisory into normal ward, I was allowed to read books from the local library. It had nothing even remotely interesting or useful, so I got the first volume of Lenin's works and Philip Farmer's novel "Jesus on Mars". In his younger writings, Lenin had some insights: "The use of machines reduces the need for workers and makes the existing Russian overpopulation even more pronouced." Indeed, there are far too many Russians for our wonderful green planet Earth. Patients are not to sleep during the day, nor can they lie on the bed, so you have to read standing, or sitting, if you manage to occupy one of the few sits on the bench in the corridor. On the other hand, there is a struggle for sitting places, sometimes physical, and yet not not all ward guards and not alway watch for patients breakin the rule against sitting on bed, they rather leave the rule as a method of punishment, in case they want to bully one of the patients, and since I was on the good report, reporting to other patients, they condescendingly allowed me to sit on my bed.

>>22

i went sightseeing at the local safari

The point of safaris is hunting.

>>26
You don't need to kill endangered animals to justify your travel expenses. Thats some ancient meme only boomers believe in.

>>26,27
There are plenty of hunting simulator games and VR apps that are much cheaper and provide the same experience without killing animals.

Boomer Game Hunting:
An aging boomer takes a reverse mortgage or dips into his retirement savings, buys a shotgun and a ticket to Africa. Local agency is driving him to a lion sanctuary. An old lion passively lies near a bush in an enclosed park.
Boomer aims for 3 minutes, pulls the trigger and the lion dies(mostly from shock).
He poses for the photograph to prove how he is a Big Bad Boomer, the master of the jungle and king of animals. The boomer wants to take the lion hide as trophy, but its too bulky and he just leaves to the airport.
A photo is framed and put on the wall.
Money well spent and there is still plenty to take a few safari hunting sessions.

People are the same wherever you go these days. It's niggers all the way down unless you are born into a white community. All traveling is infested with niggers, it's like malls and sports stadiums.

Local fairs are also infested with niggers. Only a true nigger lover would roam a nigger-infested landscape like this Earth.

The only legitimate reason for "traveling" is to flee niggers. Too bad that's impossible as the only nigger-free areas are like that precisely because they don't welcome transients.

>>29
You must not travel much if you think all travel is about tropical resorts, tourism, and game hunting. Basement dweller, probably

the irl truth is that people only travel to fuck people in other countries

that’s why girls travel the most. they want to be a massive slut where daddy or their cuck boyfriends won’t see them.

World tourism rankings
1 France 82.6 million 84.5 million Decrease 2.2 Increase 0.9
2 United States 75.6 million 77.5 million Decrease 2.4 Increase 3.3
3 Spain 75.6 million 68.5 million Increase 10.3 Increase 5.5
4 China 59.3 million 56.9 million Increase 4.2 Increase 2.3
5 Italy 52.4 million 50.7 million Increase 3.2 Increase 4.4
6 United Kingdom 35.8 million 34.4 million Increase 4.0 Increase 5.6
7 Germany 35.6 million 35.0 million Increase 1.7 Increase 6.0
8 Mexico 35.0 million 32.1 million Increase 8.9 Increase 9.4
9 Thailand 32.6 million 29.9 million Increase 8.9 Increase 20.6
10 Austria 28.1 million 26.7 million Increase 5.2 Increase 5.7

>>35
You should compare that list to world whore rankings, I bet it matches up.