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Cost of Life

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-09 22:21

A curious fact is that according to the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation a person, who murdered a hamster, could be sentenced to 5 years of imprisonment, which is comparable to the punishment for an actual homicide (from 6 years of imprisonment). From this it follows that the life of a Russian does not cost much more than a hamster's life, and consequently Russians are not human beings, since their lives are valued as the lives of hamsters. Generally, Russian justice is very lenient towards murderers, especially if they committed the crime under alcohol influence. Life literally costs nothing in Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-09 22:34

all your annoying anti-russian shitposting actually makes me think that russia must actually be good, since a stupid bitch-ass such as yourself dislikes them

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-09 22:58

>>2
Russia isn't too bad. In New Zealand if you rape your neighbor's infant child to death you get max sentenced to 5 years and out in 3, also you are allowed to return to the house adjacent to your victim.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 6:52

make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 7:25

>>4
fund it

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 7:35

>>5
get a job, nikitanus

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 7:37

>>6
All the jobs I'm qualified for keep getting given to niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 7:42

>>7
I didn't know there are so many black Lisp programmers in Kiyv

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 7:43

(unless your're are looking for a job as hamster-killer or shitposter)

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 8:27

>>6
I'm illegal immigrant. I can't get any job legally. Give me work permit first.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 9:31

>>10
what is freelancing? if you spent as much time freelancing as you do shitposting, you wouldn't complain as much. but you won't do that because your're are a lazy bydlo. also, check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 9:32

>>11
Freelancing requires bank account, which you cant open while being an illegal immigrant.

Also,
After the misfortune with the Serpukhov night school, I called the Ministry of Education support line to find out about getting a school certificate without visiting school, besides I asked about the possibility to get a certificate without studying up the flawed Russian language, degenerate Russian literature and fake history of Russia, which I sinecrely hate. Moreover, I only need a school certificate to participate in the Greencard Lottery. They responded that the conversation was recorded and the record would be passed to their security department, yet refused to answer my question.

By the way, Americans for some reason necessarily require school completion certificates from Greencard applicants, as if the knowledge of Russian literature would somehow help to work in America as a programmer. But on the other hand it is Diversity Visa, and I am not a bearer of Russian culture and in general extremely hostile to Russians, therefore I do not qualify for Greencard, because the main goal of Diversity Visa is to attract people in the US who have good contacts and knowledge about their home country, in other words people who able to speak with the Russians in their native language and build a bridge between the two countries, while I, on the contrary, rather bring conflict and destroy bridges, therefore by accepting such persons as me, the US will spoil relations with other Russians. Apparently those who hate Russians, should live among Russians and spit into Russian soup, same way a real white racist must travel to Africa to shoot Negroes.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 9:34

>>12
you can get paid through Paypal. I know because I freelanced both in IT and in other fields, and I never used my bank account for that - only Paypal.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 9:55

>>13
Paypal requires bank account with attached card even to register an account.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 10:36

>>14
Holy shit, give up on the bullshit excuses and just use xmr. Do I really have to spoonfeed you further? Unreal.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 10:53

>>14
just get a skrill card

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 11:35

If you don't have a bank account your best bet is to work for xmr only.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 11:36

another option is freelancing for cash

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 11:38

>>18
Sucking cocks at the streets?

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 12:06

>>16
skrill card
I'm sure it requires passport, at least in Ukraine.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 12:06

>>19
that's an option too but I prefered to do small-to-medium tasks for local companies. site migrations from obsolete/unmaintained CMSes, server setup, basic security audits. that was, of course, either side shit or something to do when passing time looking for a more serious job - but it's better than nothing. stop being a lazy bydlo

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 12:09

>>21
There are no such companies in Ukraine. It is a third world shithole.

>>20
Yeah. Skrill card requires bank account in Ukraine:
https://www.timedoctor.com/blog/send-money-offshore-workers-ukraine/

and no one in Ukraine will open you a bank account without passport, because Ukraine is a shithole.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 12:11

>>21
Also I don't know a shit about CMS. I'm C++ and Common Lisp programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 12:30

>>22,23
anus, I'm from Poland and I've been to Ukraine (as well as many other east-yuro countries). I can tell you for sure that there are small local businesses there, and many of them (basically anything that isn't a shop) at least use the internet for promotion, requiring a website. and doing basic IT shit for them doesn't require more knwoledge than you can google in a few hours. you learned how to make a programming language, you can learn how to migrate from joomla to wordpress or whatever

also, how did you cross the border without a passport and why don't you try applying for refugee status? I mena, I know that your're are persecution is less about political opinions and more about being a hamster- and rooster-torturing bydlo, but crazier people managed to become refugees.

I have a feeling that you just don't want to do anything with your're are life and prefer to shitpost about Russians on /prague/ and /lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 13:01

>>24
how did you cross the border without a passport and why don't you try applying for refugee status?
1. The passport is confiscated when you apply for refugee.
2. I had internal Russian passport, which cannot be used to open bank account.
3. Russia can block account of its citizens, who are criminally persecuted.

I know that your're are persecution is less about political opinions and more about being a hamster- and rooster-torturing bydlo
Wrong. I'm being persecuted under numerous articles, and hamsters burning is surprising not among them, despite prosecutor knowing about it, he just laughed at the video of hamster burned alive.

At the moment, by my actions, I deliberately and purposefully violated 30 articles of the criminal and administrative codes of the organized criminal group - the Russian Federation:

1. Article 245 - cruel treatment of animals: killed a Russian rooster;
2. Article 214 - vandalism: smashed state-owned stands with the advertisement of United Russia and the Communist Party;
3. Article 280 - extremism: in my articles and videos, I called for the destruction of Russia and the killing of Russians as the slavish base of the Russian Empire;
4. Article 213 - hooliganism: poured out the cat's tray content in the building of the Prosecutor General's Office, because of the blocking of my social network accounts, which violates my constitutional right to freedom of speech;
5. Article 329 - desecration of The Flag and the Emblem of the Russian Federation: several times burned the flag of Russia with the coat of arms;
6. Article 148 - insulting the feelings of believers: conducted rituals, including sacrifices, without the approval of the Russian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate;
7. Article 198 - tax evasion: I consider it criminal to support Russia financially;
8. Article 239 - suicide propaganda: Informed Russian adolescents about the methods of painless withdrawal from life available to them, until my account in the social network was blocked by the Russian prosecutor's office;
9. Article 319 - an insult to a representative of the authorities: "said fuck off" to a Russian police officer, calling him an "asshole";
10. Article 119 - the threat of murder: threatened the school principal, because she refused to issue a certificate;
11. Article 354 - calls for unleashing a war: I ask NATO for an air strike against the Kremlin;
12. Article 130 - an insult: I call Putin "a fucking dick";
13. Article 357 - genocide: I call for the sterilization of Russians, and otherwise reduce Russian population;
14. Article 20.1 of the Code of Administrative Offenses - I often use swearing in my speech for provocative purposes;
15. Article 6.21 of the Code of Administrative Offenses - propaganda of homosexuality: I advocate for a gay parade parady on the red square and published gay porn on my pages in Russian social networks, before they were blocked;
16. Article 17.10 of the Code of Administrative Offenses - has repeatedly desecrated the idiotic anthem of Russia;
17. Article 322 - Illegal crossing of the State Border of the Russian Federation. Fled the Russian to Ukraine, violating the undertaking not to leave the place;
18. Article 354.1 p.1 - rehabilitation of Nazism: I assert that Hitler was right on one account, considering Russians subhumans;
19. Article 354.1 p.3 - desecration of the symbols of Russian military glory, committed in public: burned a portrait of Putin on the eternal flame and put out another eternal fire with a bottle of urine;
20. Article 205.2 - justification of terrorism: expressed the opinion that Amir Khattab is not a terrorist, but a freedom fighter;
21. Article 205 p.1 - act of terrorism: threatened to poison Russian children, should Russia achieve my extradition;
22. Article 291 - attempted bribery: tried to negotiate with the investigator Yulia Sergeevna Korovina about stopping the criminal prosecution against me;
23. Article 328.1 - evasion of conscription: deliberately avoided fulfilling "duty" to the Motherland;
24. Article 212.1 - organization of mass riots: called for boycotting elections and pouring urine at the electorate.
25. Article 128.1 p.2 - slander, contained in a public statement: criticized countless people, publish details of personal correspondence.
26. Article 137 - violation of privacy: disseminated information about the lives of many people, including, for example, Tatyana Sokolov.
27. Article 272 p.1 - unauthorized access to computer information: in 2006 hacked a few sites, although I'm not proud of it, unlike other achievements of this list.
28. Article 327 p.1 - falsification of documents: at the employment center, used fake stamp to sign a denial of employment and receive a small unemployment benefit.
29. Article 327 p.3 - the use of a forged document: when employed, I used a fake diploma of higher education.
30. Article 297. Desecration of the grave: that eternal flame which I desecrated also symbolizes the burial place of Soviet soldiers.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-10 22:13

>>25
We need an anarchist state.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-11 1:46

>>23
I'm C++ and Common Lisp programmer.

20 years ago, dinosaurs programmed in fortran and cobol

today, you're the dinosaur

it's all about mobile and cloud and web and machine learning, gramps

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-11 11:55

>>27
Sorry. I like my x86 assembler.

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