Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 9:29
"If only all the pindos and women in the world would just die....", Ivan sighed as he sat down at his kitchen room table, yellowish wife-beater stained with grease and sweat. He was a great ugly fuck of a man, fat, balding, beady, pig-like eyes swarthed in wrinkled fat deposits. "I guess it's that time of the day again", said Ivan as he glanced at the clock over the dining room window, nearly opaque with grease and fecal smearings. It was time, after a long, hard day of being a fat lazy white trash welfare slob, to release some of his pent up sexual frustration. So he meandered his way to the bathroom and whipped off his crusty sweatpants. "It's simple - " Said the Russian turd horder. "I'll show them that I'm tough enough to get into the salty spittoon", he said. "Nobody will make fun of me ever again." He extruded a nice mushy log of freshly digested turd from his own asshole. While admiring its texture as it sat on the yellowed vinyl of his bathroom floor, he grabbed his brand new Digital Camcorder (that he borrowed from his friend Muhammed in exchange for the use of his beat-up 1982 Lada Kopek to pick Muhammed's cousin up from jail). With the camcorder in his right hand, and the brown shit loaf in his left, he briefly admires the heft and feel of it as it gently squishes through his fingers. He gingerly places the gooey ass shit directly into his mouth, not before being briefly distracted by a small chunk that fell off and stained his shirt with even more brown smears. He now twists the entire thing in half and reaches down and turds his ENTIRE fucking dick. "Uh oh.... as soon as I finish eating this turd I shall surely Fucking Die..... drats", says Vanya. Ivan then ate a turd and fucking died.