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Math

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 18:03

Math major: 2+2=4
Social science major: 2+2 is a social construct
Computer science major who's into infosec: 1=1
Computer: 2+2=4.000000000000000002

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 18:24

Wrong.
Math major: 2+2 = {Ø,{Ø},{Ø,{Ø}},{Ø,{Ø,{Ø}}}}

see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peano_axioms

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 18:27

>>2
peano, more like peanus
penus

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 18:27

also I wonder how many people won't get the CS one lol

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 18:34

>>2
based and redpilled

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 18:39

>>5
You know what? I am sick of all these ironic jokes. Not everything is a meme. Be genuine and serious for once, you stupid fucks. God dammit.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 20:15

>>6
Nice kopipe.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 22:50

Engineer: 2+2=4±0.0001

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 0:29

>>8
Engineer: 2+2= what does that mean????

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 1:08

>>8,9
What are these unitless numbers??!?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 1:21

Engineer: 2+2=not enough to stop the bridge from collapsing

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 2:12

>>11
physicists are better engineers

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 6:15

>>12
Going off the meds was not a good idea. See your psychiatrist.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 6:57

Computer scientist: Succ (Succ 0) + Succ (Succ 0) = Succ (Succ (Succ (Succ 0)))

Social science major: 2+2 is a social construct
Technically true, you need a well defined syntax, and calculus - some sort of axiom system behind it.

Major
Nuke the amerifats.

who's into infosec
= who has low intelligence

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 10:00

>>14
you think you're so smart but I bet you don't know the significance of 1=1

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 10:36

Christian: 2+2=perfect breeding age

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 14:40

>>15
Any constructor is equal to itself, likewise every constructor that is applied to a certain argument is equal if 1: the constructor is equal to itself and if the argument is also equal, so 0 = 0, Succ 0 = Succ 0, etc
There is nothing important about 1 = 1 specifically.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 14:59

1=1 is important because it fundamentally asserting that 1's are replaceable common quantity markers, that no 1 is unique or positionally different(e.g. each of 1's in 1.11 has different meaning).

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 15:02

>>18
How this meshes with 0.999...=1? Another unique marker that is equal to 1, or even 0.999..xxx infinity of them, all equal 1?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 15:17

>>18
All 0's are replaceable with other 0's, same for any other value.
You try to sound smart but you actually sound quite edgy.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 15:30

All 0's are replaceable with other 0's,
All 0's what? What is that thing that belongs to 0?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 15:48

>>20
philosophy of mathematics is now "edgy"

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 16:47

>>17,18
wrong, it's a SQL injection thing, because 1=1 always evaluates to true
SELECT * FROM users WHERE 1=1
y'all claim to be smart but you don't even know basic infosec stuff lol

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 17:30

>>23
/prog/ is to the left.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 19:23

>>22
This is the philosophy of anal insertion.

>>23
In prolog: users(R).

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 19:42

What loungeramming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 21:20

>>23
SQL is brain damaged.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-10 2:35

>>23
y'all
Maybe learn English before criticizing others? Just a thought.....
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