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Star Wars Remaster CGI

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 18:52

https://youtu.be/RNbzSH84mj0?t=278

These remasters look like total crap, botching the movie. What were they thinking?

Also, the latest Star Wars movie sucks. The franchise can be safely proclaimed dead, it is gonna join Hellraiser and Alien.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 2:45

Soy Wars

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 5:43

Why not just admit that the original starwars was always jewified hollywood garbage and you were always a tool for liking it as a kid and are still a tool for liking it now for nostalgia?

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 14:20

>>3
It's the standard hero's journey myth with lasers and spaceships. Your're the tool for being unable to enjoy such a basic story.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 17:05

>>3
Ok. If you dislike Hollywood, then you're welcome to watch Soviet and Bollywood movies. Soviet have a few (((Jewish))) actors, but Bollywood are pure gold.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 17:08

>>5
Also, I love how they reviewed Star Wars in USSR (the movie was banned in Russia back then):
https://dubikvit.livejournal.com/502707.html
«Художественные качества «Звёздных войн» не заслуживают серьёзного разговора, что, вероятно, и явилось одной из причин, по которой Джордж Лукас, чьи прошлые работы создали ему имя в кино США, отказался от режиссуры картин «Империя наносит ответный удар» и «Возвращение Джидай»: он-то знал, что должно получиться в результате… По отзывам, появившимся в печати, «Возвращение Джидай», фильм который Лукас поручил снять режиссёру Ричарду Маркану, - это настоящий апофеоз примитивной символики, помпезной декоративности и незаурядной изобретательности специалистов по комбинированным съёмкам с применением ЭВМ, при полной бессмысленности сюжета, характерной и для двух предыдущих фильмов серии «Звёздные войны» и «Империя наносит ответный удар»

«Фильмы типа „Звездных войн“ не безобидны. Развлекательной подачей фантастических сюжетов они не только обеспечивают кассовый сбор, но вместе с тем исподволь готовят американского обывателя к спокойному восприятию катастроф, к мысли о том, что война — это совсем нестрашно, даже если она „звездная“»

«Во всех сериях поочередно возникают фантастические животные, кошмарные чудища, полчища облаченных в устрашающие доспехи воинов на фоне помпезных декораций, кудесники, живые мумии. Есть и космические мафиози, и мудрые гномы с шестью причудливыми пальцами на руках и ослиными ушами на головах, обладающие магической силой мыслью поднимать из болот засосанные тиной межпланетные корабли. Такой же мистической силой владели Кеноби и Вейдер, ей обучается Лук Скайуокер, а все персонажи вместо приветствия произносят как заклинание: „Да не оставит вас сила“»

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 17:13

>>6
Translate please.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 17:14

>>6

“This summer, American cinemas have been overwhelmed by a new wave of cinema-psychosis. According to a press release, the film of the American director George Lucas “The War of the Stars” beats all box office records. <...> So, to replace the "evil spirit", mass catastrophes and giant sharks on the American screen came the horrors of a truly cosmic scale - monstrous tyrants, terrorizing our galaxy. The heroes of the film — a certain chubby princess, a village youth, an old knight of the Round Table, a monkey-man and two robots — fight against them. One of them, the tremendous gilded robot Tripio, is endowed with human speech, the other, Art-Detu, looks like a car and speaks with "star" signals ... like a rapier. On the screen now and then there are nightmarish monsters: a man-lizard, dwarfs without faces, a living mummy, whose head is studded with rubber tubes, fantastic animals. <...> The mass audience eagerly “pecks” on such small pieces of “art”, so that later, after leaving the hall, to feel that it is still calmer outside ” --Y. Varshavskaya, “Space Cinema Comics”, Literary Gazette, 1977

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 17:17

>>7
“The artistic qualities of Star Wars do not deserve a serious conversation, which was probably one of the reasons why George Lucas, whose past works created his name in the US cinema, refused to direct the films The Empire Strikes Back and The Return Jedi ”: he knew what should happen as a result ... According to reviews published in the press,“ Jidai Return ”, the film that Lukas ordered to film to director Richard Markan is a real apotheosis of primitive symbolism, pompous decorativeness and extraordinary ingenious STI specialists in filming combined with the use of computers, with the full senselessness of the plot, which is characteristic for the previous two film series "Star Wars" and "The Empire Strikes Back"

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 17:25

>>9
O. Nechay, “Splendor and poverty of“ mass culture ”, 1984
“As for art, it is not in these tapes, nor in others. J. Lucas essentially transferred the western, the gangster genre and the horror film to the galactic spaces ... It is indicative of how the “dream factory” skillfully hides its propaganda goals under the guise of the entertainment of fantastic action movies. A Soviet journalist, Y. Komov, describes the commotion that has caused the appearance of the article “Space Robber” in the newspaper “Soviet Russia” about the latest Hollywood action movies. Newspapers, television and radio stations indignantly commented on this article. They did not like the fact that the Soviet publication revealed the ideological background of cosmic fiction. In fact, in the Soviet press it was directly stated that American cinema teaches viewers on the material of wars in space to the permissibility of a real war (both on earth and in space). This implies that for the United States these wars will remain without consequences ...
Indicative of the evolution of J. Lucas. Starting as a master of psychologically accurate observations of young people of the 50s (American Graffiti, 1973), creating Star Wars (1977), he openly turned to commercial products, to operate a threatening galactic show. It is clear that where big business says, there art is silent. <...> The director obviously hoped that one could combine the dollar and art. This idea naturally failed. ”

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-06 17:32

>>10
E. Kartseva, “Hollywood: The Contrasts of the '70s”, 1987
“If the consonance of the names - Darth Weder and Dar Veter (the man of the communist future from the world famous novel by Andreweda Ivan Nefremov) - can be considered a coincidence, then the assistant to the main villain is endowed with much more specific features. He has a Russified surname Tarkin, and his appearance and clothes are already quite clearly reminiscent of the treacherous Bolsheviks, as they often look in anti-Soviet films. The masses of Americans have a well-established view of Siberia as a huge snow-covered area thanks to the same films and books of a similar sense. And exactly such a space appears in the picture “The Empire Strikes Back” as the territory belonging to the enemies of the valiant Luke Skywalker and the beautiful princess. And in the third film “Return of the Jedi”, the imperial troops are dressed in a uniform similar to the military uniform of one of the socialist countries. It is on the “Death Star” where these hordes are stationed that they invent weapons that threaten to destroy all living things. <...> In this case, the hint is stronger than the open indication "

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