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Sexy Trolley Problem

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-07 7:52

You see a partially naked woman on the shore, who seems to need CPR urgently.
you can
A.Walk away. The woman will die soon, and is starting to turn blue.
B.Try CPR, but you have the risk of her later suing you for sexual assault or harrasment.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-07 8:14

C. Wait until she dies and then honk her boob nipple.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-07 13:50

D. J-J-JAM IT IN!

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-07 18:57

Earth is overpopulated. And the subject woman needs to be genetically defective to end up with such health complications. So the choice is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-07 23:51

E. Look for her purse and run away (nigger option)

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-10 12:05

F. Call the EMT.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-11 9:37

>>2 & >>3

Even if the naked woman look like this ??? http://humoralien.blogspot.com/2011/12/mulher-maravilha.html

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-11 11:02

>>7
That's not a knaked women, bro......

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-11 11:09

G. Smoke some DMT.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-11 15:10

H. Suck her dick.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-12 4:03

>>10
Not all women have penises bigot!

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-12 5:02

So far we have:
A.Walk away. The woman will die soon, and is starting to turn blue.
B.Try CPR, but you have the risk of her later suing you for sexual assault or harassment.
C. Wait until she dies and then honk her boob nipple.
D. J-J-JAM IT IN!
E. Look for her purse and run away.
F. Call the EMT.
G. Smoke some DMT.
H. Do the linguistically impossible.

You can only choose one (or add a new choice) remember!

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-14 12:12

I'm gonna lock in...
B

Because there's still a chance she's not an asshole and will be greatful I saved her goddamn life.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-14 12:24

>>13
Women can't be assholes, only men who beat women are assholes. Keep up with English n00b.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-14 21:15

I. Call 911 and get an audio record via the dispatcher, give her CPR and slip a finger in if nobody is around while she is still impaired

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-18 5:14

J. Snap a few quick feet pics

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-20 13:32

J. Snap is my name. The J. is short for Jay, not kidding. Can you believe that shit?

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-21 3:09

>>17
What do you fell about Snapchat

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-21 7:16

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-23 3:43

>>17
What do you fell about snapd

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