The Genie grants you unlimited wishes

The rules are following:
1.Wishes cannot contradict logic.
2.Laws of universe can't change.
3.All wishes must be written completely within and inside the palm of your hand with ink(any ink that is staining skin).
4.If the wish is possible the ink will disappear and a flash of purple light will emanate from your hand. If not, you must remove the ink before writing a new wish.
5.Earlier wishes cannot be overriden by later wishes, but their finer details can be changed if the early wish doesn't specify them.

What is the first(second, third) wish you write in?

>>5
Why can't the genie understand that the wish involves his lazy ass coming up with a logical solution where he can deliver the wish and not erase your existence?