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Ten Magic Buttons

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 4:59

You have a magic panel with different colored buttons:
1.The Orange Button: Every hour, the least sexually active female on the planet dies.
2.The Cyan button: Every hour, the most sexually active female on the planet dies.
3.The Red Button: Every hour, the richest(by total assets) person dies.
4.The Blue Button: Every hour, the poorest(by total assets) person dies.
5.The Purple Button: Every hour, the least genetically fit person dies.
6.The Yellow button: Every Hour, the least intelligent person on the planet dies.
7.The Green Button: Every hour, the fattest person on Earth dies.
8.The White Button: Every hour, the least moral person on Earth dies.
9.The Black Button: Every hour, the most violent person on Earth dies.
10.The Brown Button: Every hour, the
least attractive person on Earth dies.

Once you push one button, the panel disappear. Which one you would push and why?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 5:20

Deactivate the incel panel

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 7:03

8 is the only sensible choice.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 7:28

6 is brain deadanswer. Less stupid people means faster humanity's progress and less taxpayer money going to waste.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 8:41

Now imagine celebate, high libido, rich, poor, genetically unfit, low iq, fatsos, immoral, ugly, and violent people also having such buttons.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 9:55

Which one makes the "dicks out for Harambe" poster die?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 10:08

>>5
Imagined it. They all pressed 8.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 12:14

>>6
5

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 13:29

cyan

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 15:22

The red button is underrated:
Once pressed there is no elite within a year and all wealth hoarders start to die like flies, profit-chasing sociopaths remove themselves from the gene pool, all those rich douchebags bite the dust and people start using their money without trying to get rich.
Lotteries and prizes in general will have to adapt to have something other that currency as rewards: like a chance to meet a celebrity or have street in their name. Corruption wouldn't make sense, as wealthier people die sooner. People quickly realize that being a millionaire is not a fantasy but a suicide wish, stop chasing money and start living instead of slaving over cash.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 15:49

Which is the ideal button for the white man

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 16:32

>>11
Does the white man wants
A.A world without elite superclass?(Red)
B.A just world without assholes, psychopaths and parasites(White)
C.A world without degeneracy(Cyan).
D.A peaceful,calm world with almost none of violent crime(Black)

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 16:52

>>9
Great choice. This is subtle, as female sexuality is behind most of social issues.
1.Using sex as a bargaining chip/favor/reward doesn't work anymore.
2.Porn is literraly impossible, except one-off amateur post.
3.Prostitution is impossible.
4.Feminism lack any power over beta orbiters. Sex is deadly, so no 'sex-positive feminism'.
5.Sexual deviancies drastically reduced, not much sex is possible when its deadly.
6.VR waifus/sex/robots etc developed in months and males don't pay women their vaginal privileges.
7.Cuckdom eliminated because its deadly for females.
8.Families have much stronger bonds, due zero cheating.
9.Morality improves, as sex no longer viewed as central to existence.
10.Society wakes from sex-induced haze and dedicated more resources to thing that matter, like space exploration and eugenics.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 17:06

Cyanocide would look like an emerging STD targeting prostitutes all over the world, then popular porn stars suddenly start dropping dead(western press notices a weird coincidence of porn star deaths), then it slowly gets to "middle-tier" prostitutes and prostitution is eliminated as a class over the next few decades.
Roasties and whores begin to feel a dent in their number, but it takes decades to internalize that sex is deadly - "It can't happen to me, i only fucked 2000 times, not10k!". Eventually the cyanocide rules by fear alone and roasties are forced to "not have sex" in order to postpone their self-termination - i.e. the average female gets the idea of "Whores die faster" and stops associating with them/emulating degenerate lifestyle.
However, here is the beautiful part:
Fear making roasties have less sex is lowering the maximum limit for execution for all of them, so cyanocide shifts sexual morality towards "least sex" on the population, making the fear factor more effective again(self-reinforcing behavior).

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 17:36

White button world is what "moral guardians" thought about an ideal country. Its not everyones cup of tea(immoral stimulant), however it (drastically) solves most problems by removing incentive to ignore morality:
1.Profiteering/Scam/Fraud disappers.
2.Crime drastically reduced.
3.Wealth hoarding stops.
4.Dictators, mafia leaders and warlords drop dead.
5.Ethics improves drastically overall.
6.People in general stop being assholes in fear of White Button.
7.Sexual immorality become deadly, so no deviants or sex crimes.
8.Drug trade and human trafficking stop.
9.Porn and Prostitution disappear.(most of Cyan button effects manifest).
10.Society cares about more of people, stronger social fabrics due higher morality.

But wait, where is the hidden flaw?
Eventually it will look like "Instant Karma" culling least moral people, but it will start affecting children(not very moral due lack of social education) and tired/overworked people(impaired morality).
Eventually any drug/food/process/object that impairs moral judgement will elevate the risk for termination, e.g. viewing some picture and having immoral thoughts
or playing a videogame with potential for immoral actions. Eventually it would involve sex itself, so in vitro fertilization will replace it and people would not dare to think about sex/lust in fear of termination.
Also, veganism will be mandatory due killing animals being of course immoral and even killing cockroaches rates as dropping your moral score way down.
Science experiments must now be done on computer models and pesticides are illegal(it basically mass murder of animals).
You'll get the idea of what White world is about if you imagine ever-increasing "moral standards" having a property of intolerance to mistakes and following a path towards robotic adherence to moral laws.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 18:06

I wish to Destroy people.
Which button do I push?
Kill.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 18:19

>>16
Destroying humanity as a concept?
Orange is the only option, it would encourage:
1.Sexual promiscuity. Less stable partnerships.
The more prudish females disappear, only total whores will eventually remain.
2.More sexual deviancy and lots of porn.
3.Less families and less of family bonds.
4.STDs everywhere. Public sex/porn/etc.
5.Loss of economy, science and general government control due lack of social structures.
6.Lots of rape and sexual crimes, totally unpunished.
7.humanity eventually degenerates into something like bonobo monkeys or invent AI that would rule over the resulting human zoo.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 18:53

>>17
Whoooh! Who resurrect Elliot Rodger?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-27 18:58

>>15

Morality is a relativistic concept.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 0:25

>>19
A computer would not give a shit about "relativism" and just give you a morality score.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 0:41

>>18
If you had access to unlimited sex, would you bother learning or studying anything?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 2:06

>>21
Found the virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 3:10

>>22
Found the cringy male feminist cuck. You're not going to find any upvotes here, vaginal puppet.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 3:24

>>23
The point is that only a virgin would consider sex worth having, it's actually gross af as you can observe from watching any porno or simply smelling a woman without perfume. The idea that men would do anything for sex is false, men would do anything for status and acceptance by other men. The TV tells men that sex is the greatest accomplishment, so men focus on attaining it. But in the past dying heroically in a battle was considered the greatest accomplishment and many men put sex aside to go die in a war. The message here is that society fills your head with lies and exploits your instincts to trick you into doing its bidding. In the past that involved war, now it involves transferring your wealth to women so it gets spent faster.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 3:38

>>24
Thats a tradcuck fantasy that has as much common with history as historical LARPs.
The idea that men would do anything for sex is false
Men are driven by libido - its one of primal instincts, serving as motivation to perform.

The reality is having regular sex accustomizes you(hormonally and mentally) to expect to have more sex, that withdrawing the availability of sex is a potent blackmail material - you're going to protect the source of sex and comply with female demands in hopes to retain access to sex(stabilize the relationship to sex provider).
Unless you're a Chad with multiple partners(and even that is a stretch, Chad needs to be diplomatic as well), you can't afford to confront female thinking without risking denying yourself sex and ensuing dopamine drop.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 4:48

>>25
Seething + delusional.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 5:01

>>26
incoherent feminist barking

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 5:58

>>27
soyboi sex addict

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 6:36

>>28 Seething virgin incels can't be sex addicts, sweetie.
>>26 > seething(incel)
>>22 > virgin
>>18 > Elliot Rodger

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 7:03

>>29
Malfunctioning soyboi pussy worshiping sex addict

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 7:38

According to the immortal science of Marxism-Rodgerism:.
Lenin's original thoughts:
“You must be aware of the famous theory that in communist society the satisfaction of sexual desire, of love, will be as simple and unimportant as drinking a glass of water. The glass of water theory has made our young people mad, quite mad…I think this glass of water theory is completely un-Marxist, and moreover, anti-social. In sexual life there is not only simple nature to be considered, but also cultural characteristics, whether they are of a high or low order…Of course, thirst must be satisfied. But will the normal man in normal circumstances lie down in the gutter and drink out of a puddle, or out of a glass with a rim greasy from many lips? But the social aspect is the most important of all. Drinking water is of course an individual affair. But in love two lives are concerned, and a third, a new life, arises. It is that which gives it its social interest, which gives rise to a duty towards the community.”(Clara Zetkin, Reminiscences of Lenin, p. 49)

Marx leads by example(with 3D lolis):
“Karl Marx kept a female slave from the time she was 8 years old, eventually using her not only as a servant but as his mistress, never acknowledging his child with her or paying her at all. She waited on him hand and foot while he explained to the world that profit is the stolen surplus value of the laborer. Like so many liberal icons, Marx seldom bathed and left his wife and children in poverty.” https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/103231/marxist-roots-feminism-spyridon-mitsotakis

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 10:30

Q: how do you determine all those metrics? Won't this just kill off the latest newbody/first kid beyond a set threshold?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 11:37

>>32
Don't question the Machine God, as it invites its wrath. These children are all in heaven now, heretic.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 14:14

Why won't the administrator of this web site stop spamming the site?! Is he retarded or just autistic?!

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 14:34

>>34
Take your meds.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-28 16:24

>>34
I am redtarde and autism.

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-29 11:39

Ten magic buttons on the wall
Choose one and push it down
Nine magic buttons on the wall

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-18 22:44

i just open my hand wide and press all the buttons
just to see what happens

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 14:00

>>38
If you push both A and B on your keyboard, one of the keys will still register first.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 21:05

>>39
That's because you're a poorfag with a shit-tier rubber dome keyboard.

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