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Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 4:45

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 5:59

>>479
rt.com
Yikes...

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 6:08

>>480
Do you not see the "small number" part? The benefits of getting vaccinated vastly outweigh any potential complications.

It's also unknown whether their hearts were inflamed because of the vaccine, or (most likely) because of unrelated reasons.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 8:04

https://www.india.com/entertainment/rip-vivek-actor-passes-away-after-suffering-severe-heart-attack-celebs-pen-emotional-tribute-4591869/

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 9:48

While everyone is hyped about Indian variants,
Czechia(which has highest mortality rate in the world),
has developed a highly potent strain of Corona-chan:
https://www.thailandmedical.news/news/covid-19-news-new-sars-cv-2-variant-b-1-258-emerges-in-czech-republic-and-slovakia-carrying-h69-v70-deletion,-n439k-and-numerous-mutations

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 10:21

>>482
People keep dying due some coincidence..perhaps those unrelated reasons?
https://files.catbox.moe/vkazdp.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 10:45

Dan Kaminsky death explained away "he went into ketoacidosis: just ate too much sugar ?"
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/318723103
by pure coincidence, a symptom of covid-19..
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32556147/

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 12:09

>>485
Hello.

You are receiving this message because you posted a conspiracy theory regarding COVID-19. I no longer provide individual responses on this matter. It has been my experience that conspiracy theorists are universally incapable of accepting verifiable truths about the virus and, by extension, themselves, thus rendering discussion pointless and, therefore, a waste of time.

I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.

Yours respectfully, a logical person.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 3:28

>>487
Based.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 4:06

>>488 Sophistry and big words to appear intellectually superior;
https://www.deconstructingconventional.com/post/18-reason-i-won-t-be-getting-a-covid-vaccine

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 5:53

>>489
My, my. Are you mad because I am better than you are, more articulate, more insightful, wittier, more prolific, post more, and have a higher word count or disassembled one of the justifications you use to behave however you wish?

Just like I said, I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 8:16

Vaccine deniers should kill themselves, preferably with the vaccine that they find so harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 8:19

battle with reality

Canadian city Hamilton opens up vaccine eligibility to people 18 and over in outbreak hot spots, as long as they aren't WHITE
https://www.rt.com/news/522207-hamilton-canada-vaccine-racism/

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 9:16

>>492
rt.com

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 13:23

>>491
A MRNA gene insertion and a vaccine are different technologies, they had to update the dictionary
to have a second definition that explicitly includes synthetic RNA.
This is first human MRNA therapy, approved without extensive trials within emergency authorization by western governments and shielded with legal immunity.
If you're were a science enthusiast, not a blind 'awesome science juice' NPC you would know that.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 13:54

>>494
You use the two terms interchangeably in all your other posts, fuck off, mRNA insertion is just another type of vaccine.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 16:29

>>495
Its referred by media as a vaccine, i have to report it as such. Do you expect me to replace it
with 'experimental science juice sponsored by Bill Gates'?

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 16:38

mRNA insertion is just another type of vaccine.
vaccine definition from 16 january
https://web.archive.org/web/20210116213750/https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vaccine
current 'updated' definition
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vaccine

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 16:46

>>494,496,497
Of course a new innvation to the technology warrants an update to the definition. How is it not a vaccine? It does everything a vaccine is designed to do (boost immune responses for the sake of disease prevention) but through a new mechanism. Instead of marveling at the wonder of human achievement in the face of a crisis you're wasting your life spreading your schizophrenia on a dead textboard that people only use to shitpost. Sad.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 16:56

>>498
Its a synthethic virus,
but its not a 'dead virus vaccine' its a live infection vector(artificial virus) that
in absence of immune response will convert the cell to viral protein factory.
here is key part of 'RNA_vaccine' article:

Principally, the lipid provides a layer of protection against degradation, allowing more robust translational output. In addition, the customization of the lipid's outer layer allows the targeting of desired cell types through ligand interactions. However, many studies have also highlighted the difficulty of studying this type of delivery, demonstrating that there is an inconsistency between in vivo and in vitro applications of nanoparticles in terms of cellular intake.[58] The nanoparticles can be administered to the body and transported via multiple routes, such as intravenously or through the lymphatic system.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 17:33

500 GET

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 21:35

>>499
>in absence of immune response
Operating terms here. Health warnings have already been issued to the small minority of people that would not be able to benefit from the vaccine. You're not sounding the alarms on anything you're just being a paranoid fearmongerer.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 21:52

Eohs

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-28 2:00

I look forward to more anti-vaxers dying

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-07 19:25

Dr. Mercola on the experimental mRNA technology they are injecting in people. It's the largest medical experiment in human history.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Henrik_Palmgren/status/1390445893296398338

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-08 11:09

Is it me or VAERS database just stopped working?
Did they finally shut it down?

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-08 17:36

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/07/health/coronavirus-airborne-threat.html
Corona-chan finally upgraded to airborne virus by CDC that is struggling to gather extra fear fuel for lockdown-weary NPCs.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-09 18:24

https://in.news.yahoo.com/documents-reveal-chinese-scientists-discussed-143900105.html
Look like "Wuhan Bioweapon Escape" is now back on the menu

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-09 20:30

>>507
Weird. That was debunked in the first hours of the pandemic by all the serious sites against fake news. They said the virus was from a pangolin and totally not from the Wuhan virus lab.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-10 0:23

Say what you want, BBQ bat wings are delish.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-11 4:42

Indian Triple Mutant variant B.1.617 upgraded to Global Health Risk.
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/10/who-classifies-triple-mutant-covid-variant-from-india-as-global-health-risk-.html
A WHO official said Monday it is reclassifying the highly contagious triple-mutant Covid variant spreading in India as a "variant of concern" at the global level.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-11 9:03

Notice a pattern?

Unilever is tempting vaccine skeptics with free ice cream
https://keyt.com/news/money-and-business/2021/05/10/unilever-is-tempting-vaccine-skeptics-with-free-ice-cream/

Free dessert:
https://twitter.com/WhiteCastle/status/1385254603080572933

Free beer/drinks for Vaxxers:
https://www.samueladams.com/shotforsam
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/budweiser-free-beer-covid-vaccine
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/article/suffolk-partners-with-breweries-vineyards-more-to-offer-free-drink-to-vaccinated-adults/ar-BB1goN60
Government sponsored: https://covid19.nj.gov/faqs/nj-information/slowing-the-spread/what-is-the-new-jersey-%E2%80%9Cshot-and-a-beer%E2%80%9D-program-what-breweries-are-participating

Donuts for a year :
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/krispy-kreme-free-doughnut-covid-19-vaccination-card/
In case you needed another reason to get your COVID-19 vaccination, Krispy Kreme is sweetening the deal — it's giving free doughnuts to anyone with proof of vaccination, all year long.

Free candy?
https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/04/toronto-store-free-candy/

Marijuana for vaxxers:
https://www.greenhousemi.com/pot-for-shots


Bonus(Satire): https://babylonbee.com/news/marlboro-to-offer-free-carton-of-cigarettes-with-proof-of-vaccination

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-11 13:30

U.S. regulators authorized Pfizer (PFE.N) and BioNTech’s COVID-19 vaccine for use in children as young as 12 and said they could begin receiving shots as soon as Thursday, widening the country’s inoculation program as vaccination rates have slowed significantly.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-authorizes-pfizerbiontech-covid-vaccine-children-12-15-2021-05-10/

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-11 17:18

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/321000821
who actually sponsored this 'Wuhan bioweapon'?

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-13 3:28

Ohio’s governor announces $1 million dollar drawings for people who get COVID vaccine
The ‘Ohio Vax-a-Million’
https://www.wbrc.com/2021/05/12/ohios-governor-announces-million-dollar-drawings-people-who-get-covid-vaccine/

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-13 7:05

>>511
Hello.

You are receiving this message because you posted a conspiracy theory regarding COVID-19. I no longer provide individual responses on this matter. It has been my experience that conspiracy theorists are universally incapable of accepting verifiable truths about the virus and, by extension, themselves, thus rendering discussion pointless and, therefore, a waste of time.

I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.

Yours respectfully, a logical person.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-13 9:27

>>515
Hello fellow totally human poster, how many double-plus ungood conspiracies
have you debunked today?

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-13 11:27

>>516
I don't keep count of 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-13 14:00

McDonald's to use [fast food] packaging to promote COVID-19 vaccines
The fast food chain is partnering with the White House and encouraging its customers to get vaccinated.
https://www.today.com/food/mcdonald-s-encouraging-customers-get-vaccinated-t218032?cid=sm_npd_td_tw_ma

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-13 14:50

>>518
Based.

Name: Anonymous 2021-05-13 16:23

They're trying to force soldiers on military bases to vaxx, what could possibly go wrong?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/05/commanding-general-fort-campbell-issues-new-guidelines-unvaccinated-soldiers-cannot-take-pass-leave-base-considered-non-deployable/
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