so I was with Leetuk the other night in a bar

Well he got really shitfaced and said he was gonna puke. So i helped him walk to the toilet and all the stalls were occupied. Leetuk is a former rugby player, a big guy, so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there's this guy in there taking a shit and Leetuk throws up ALL OVER HIM then (this is genius) leetuk thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' So he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away. Imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

I would go out with leet, not gonna lie. Are you planning a visit to Cork?

Leetuk has drunk himself to death after having lost his job to a vile, kielbasa-eating polack.

>>3
He couldn't compete with the levels of shitfacing the polack was able to withstand at work. Unfair competition. Fuck EU.

>>4
I'll drink any Pole under the table.

>>5
You'll also blow any Pole under the table, amirite?

>>6
Good one