How to Destroy Russia?

Ahoy, folks! Nash is here.

What can one do to reduce the Russian population? The end goal - completely eradicating the Russian language and the Russian culture.

Thought about ways to eliminate say several millions of Russians, but that will requires huge investment and wont guarantee the death of that evil ugly nation. Unless all 140 millions perish.

How tell can we help Russians join Ancient Egyptians?

>>1

Maybe if China can invade Russia and turn it into history?

Ever heard of silent scavengers? They're a trope in Ava's Demon. Basically von Neumann self-reproducing automata with the sole goal of harvesting a planet's (inhabited or not) mineral or organic resources. It could be adapted to act upon a restricted area instead of our whole planet, and turn Russians into useful biomass instead of complete waste, et cetera.

The trick is that a single one can turn into a thousand, so it is quite portable to smuggle inside. Edited on 06/05/2020 20:03.

Ever heard of silent scavengers? They're a trope in Ava's Demon. Basically von Neumann cellular automata with the sole goal of harvesting a planet's (inhabited or not) mineral or organic resources. It could be adapted to act upon a restricted area instead of our whole planet, and turn Russians into useful biomass instead of complete waste, et cetera. 
Ever heard of silent scavengers? They're a trope in Ava's Demon. Basically von Neumann self-reproducing automata with the sole goal of harvesting a planet's (inhabited or not) mineral or organic resources. It could be adapted to act upon a restricted area instead of our whole planet, and turn Russians into useful biomass instead of complete waste, et cetera.

The trick is that a single one can turn into a thousand, so it is quite portable to smuggle inside.

kys
One down, 139,999,999 to go.

>>4
I'm not Russian.

>>5
Sure. How a Russian man could be Russian?

>>6
I'm not a man, and not a Russian. Don't insult me and dont misgender me.

Russians Destroyed the Ancient Boxtree Forests
https://eadaily.com/ru/news/2017/04/27/gibel-samshita-ekologicheskaya-katastrofa-kavkazskogo-prichernomorya

We are talking about the complete disappearance of boxwood in the mountain forests of Abkhazia, the Colchis Lowland and the Sochi region. Perhaps there is still little time to save local populations in certain areas. But there is still no general program for saving the relict with the participation of ecologists from Russia, Abkhazia, Georgia and other Black Sea countries where boxwood grew. What happens in recent years with this plant is a real environmental disaster.

That was the only remnant of antique rainforests in that region, occupied by Russia. And now they are gone. Thanks to Russians.

Same shit is now happening in Crimea, which Russians decided to turn into desert.

Surprisingly LJR's local Kremlin bot ecologist, Anton Myrzin, never ever admits that Russians ruin everything

>>7

I'm not a man, and not a Russian.

KYYYAAAAAAAAAAA~~~! Cudder-chama please marry me!!!!!

How do you beet Russia?

>>9
Subversive ideas that wake Russians from 'slave mentality' for a moment, as they realize they're bydlo being exploited by elite(which is 100% of Russian history).
Russians start thinking about 'how to improve Russia', its a deep crisis and then it descends into another civil war about how to do it, which inevitably ends with a czar-like figure and prison camps for dissenters.

>>9
Борщ

lol russians
they've been rude to me
I find it funny

>>8
She's mine, go away.

How do I sex with Russian woman sirs

>>14
Simply offer her a potato for full vaginal intercourse.

Potato and cabbage too gets you anal.

In England the same can be achieved by buying a council estate slag two Bacardi breezers.

>>16
I want to fuck a council estate slag so badly.

>>17
Like the dodgems, they're a fun occasional ride, but absolutely impractical for daily use.