Why is gay sex legal?

I need to be a able to vote for a president who will say 'But they poop from there!"

If you want to say anal sex then say anal sex.
In any case, the legality of anal sex depends on one's jurisdiction, gender, age, and gender and age of the other participant.

That one poops from there of course only makes it hotter as it's dirty and taboo.

>>2
All anal sex is gay.

>>3
Yes, it is in fact the epitome of gayness