Qigong sounds awesome

I asked what were the uses of it (i.e., spiritual power). He said: "Repelling sickness is one. Never sick is two. Entire life as a strong man is three. Not be afraid of hunger and cold is four. More male property, smart and beau­tiful is five. A hundred wins in the bedroom war is six. To pick up the pearl from the muddy water is seven. To defend against an attack without fear is eight. After the training, the achievement will not decay is nine. These are still the small uses. Using this as a foundation for entering the Dao of Buddhahood is the final goal."

I'm reading Qigong: The secret of youth, by Dr Yang, and currently on page 120 or something (chapter six). There's a lot of theory, but it seems well-grounded. There's Yi Jin Jing and Xi Sui Jing, Wai Dan and Nei Dan, Wai Zhuang and Nei Zhuang.

these niggas still bleed if you stab them and they still get old and die like everyone else

The name sounds like a web frameowr and reminds me of Django.

>>3
No, the serious ones toughen their skin, and they live up to 300 years.

>>5
Dude I'm not even 30 and already had enough of this life