Happy Holidays moar liek hungry holidays

Every place I usally get food from is closed on ubereats during this stupid break that shouldn't exist. I've been craving some bbq pork belly for days now. I'm so damn hungry. WTF am I suposed to do huh???

Go down to the shelter like the rest of the bums.

I checked the local shelter and they just said rude things to me when I demanded some pork belly and bbq brisket.

>>2 is a confirmed troll and I'm still hungry;_;

Try a restaurant.

>>4
I'm not leaving my house are you crazy??!!