why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

>>19
Piping data would be very unintuitive in a Scheme shell.

cat file.txt | grep needle

vs.

(grep needle (cat file)) ???

Yes, I know, cat abuse