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NSA has broken most encryption

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 18:46

No, really! I'm not just making shit up this time:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/us/nsa-foils-much-internet-encryption.html?hp&_r=0

The agency has circumvented or cracked much of the encryption, or digital scrambling, that guards global commerce and banking systems, protects sensitive data like trade secrets and medical records, and automatically secures the e-mails, Web searches, Internet chats and phone calls of Americans and others around the world, the documents show.
I hope you don't have your plots to *redacted* the *redacted* with a *redacted* and your CP stored on Google Drive, no matter how much encryption you applied[i]![/i]

In related news, the NSA stores all encrypted data, "just in case". https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130620/15390323549/nsa-has-convinced-fisa-court-that-if-your-data-is-encrypted-you-might-be-terrorist-so-itll-hang-onto-your-data.shtml
In other words, if your messages are encrypted, the NSA is keeping them until they can decrypt them. And, furthermore, as we noted earlier, the basic default is that if the NSA isn't sure about anything, it can keep your data.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:42

>>37
Who gives shit about what the american civilians think. What about those sandnigger civilians? You'll be striking fear but also at the same time anger and be creating future recruits for the taliban.

Anyways, just bust (sneak) into the building and shoot them all, with suppressors of course. Or line it up with explosives or set traps of some sort. They got the intel to do this. It has more to do with beuracy and being a bitch to set up and get things going than simply obama to go and tell some drone operator to go here and then launch missiles at it (even though the latter will end up costing much more in the long run).

It has to do with sending in soldier-diplomats and not warriors. We need to send in crazy white kids and have them go on beheading sprees. Behead the taliban even harder than they behead us.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:47

bureaucracy*

>>39
Napalm the jungle. Agent orange is also acceptable.

what the taliban got right is they also attacked the homeland while the vietcong stayed in their jungles.
vietcong should of started targeting the leaders or infrastructure (which is what we were doing) and not the soldiers.

Technology must not ruin the thing I love (war).
If war is to end it must be through respectable human (as in humanist, human power not technological power fuckin atheists) means and not just because we can now blow up the planet with ease.

here comes pinker with his human nature (view of human nature in a false evolutionary context) bullshit

but then i'm just using him as a stereotype and he isn't as retarded as the fags who misread and misuse him on reddit

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:48

>>39
B-B-But then there will be no one to torture to get the keys.
Bombing is the new fashion. Syria 2013.

>>40, Er no. Just no:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/search?utf8=&term=hardware+open+source
https://www.google.com/search?q=fundable+open+hardware
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects?filter_title=open+hardware

This is the true era of the open world/knowledge. I hope as a species we can become a level 1 civilization. we are only in the midst of it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:49

>>39
They still won anyways. All the napalm did was fuck up our allies, civilians, our own men, and nature.
That's what happens when you depend on winning a war by technological superiority.

Soldiers ≠ Warriors

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:51

>>43
I hope as a species we can become a level 1 civilization.

Oh fuck it's one of those types. Go back to reddit/lesswrong/rationalwiki/richarddawkins.net/mkaku.org

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:52

>>40
Plus, given the necessity of generating the chips with specialized CAD software, that would have to be open-source and even more rigorously audited.
The only instance where you might actually need non open source CAD software is for placement and routing. The good news is that it's easy to verify whether the outputted design corresponds to the input.

just that the critical mass of people with the knowledge and experience of creating modern units and the willingness to do so simply is not out there (and the NSA already knows about all of them).
But there are lots of people who have related computer science and electronics knowledge who can do grunt work. You really need one or two all-seeing ``architects''. Add any more and they'll never agree on anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:53

>>37
Losing an intact drone would be far worse than losing a whole squad of intact special ops men.
>>32
This is probably close to the right way of going about it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:54

>>45
rationalwiki
Hey there's nothing wrong with that one! Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:54

>>43
open
Buzzword. You're ruining it.

Open-source jihad, open-source intelligence.
Clever ideas though but don't fucking call it open-source. That's so stupid and childish.

both those fucking taliban and idiots in washington are fucking RETARDED

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:56

>>48
Hey dino-fucker! Go kiss and make up with those dino-deniers! I bet they would love to fuck ancient dinosaur bones with you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 23:58

>>50
Back to /biblebelt/ you retarded redneck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:03

>>51
Reddit fucker.

Like I said, bureaucracy, capitalism, modernity. Fuck those sandniggers but not these fags who want to defend america but don't enjoy fighting and being shot at and shooting at.

They come home and go ``war is bad! war is bad'' then call themselves warriors on the internet and make up shit such as ``warrior foundation'' then tell their children to go to war only for defence (even though every war america has been in since ww2 has been offensive)

but you better not enjoy it, jimmy! you're a soldier not a warrior! and MAKE SURE YOU DIE DEFENDING THOSE DRONES! YOU DON'T GET TO DO ASSASSINATIONS BUT THE THAT FAGGOT NERD YOU BEAT UP IN THE LOCKER ROOMS GETS TO DO IT IN HIS COMFY ROOM WITH COFFEE AND A FAT UGLY BEANER GIRL

>>47
We control a-stan, drone get shots done then go over there and pick up the scraps. only problem is when it is over iran but those monkeys look at those drone scraps the same way we looked at the saucer scraps in Roswell.
At least those grays were badass enough to actually fly those things inside of them and not use their technology to be a bunch of cowards

not only anti-war but somehow as well anti-life. fucking machinery of capitalism and bureaucracy.
war used to be human-affirming, maybe not life-affirming but human-affirming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:14

>>52
Reddit fucker.
What did you call me you little shitstain?

Like I said, (...)
Who are you replying to? You must be confusing me with someone else. There's more than two people in this thread you know.

FAGGOT NERD YOU BEAT UP IN THE LOCKER ROOMS GETS TO DO IT IN HIS COMFY ROOM WITH COFFEE AND A FAT UGLY BEANER GIRL
Fuck you, I'm a fat ugly faggot nerd who used to get beat up and I'm offended by that. I still wouldn't kill people, directly or remotely.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:16

>>46
If the purpose of the project is to provide a unit that is verifiably free of backdoors or exploitable flaws then grunt work is not where that sort of problem will or should be noticed.

You think the guy tooling the machine to stamp out Pinto bumpers gave a shit about a flange puncturing the gas tank? He probably didn't even know where the gas tank would end up in the finished product.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:17

Gaaah so beautiful:
http://www.fundable.com/gcw-zero#Specifications

>>45
It's my dream, even if I know it will fail, miserably.

>>40,46
Pick your flavor:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Free_computer-aided_design_software
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_computer-aided_design_editors
I still recall the FreeBSD CAD software thread.

>>49
Meh, I do not get to decide how the status quo names things. I only reference them. OpenCola dude.

>>50
https://youtu.be/A9MBM_9M3ko

>>51
Reading text every day.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:20

>>53
Well aren't you little miss pretty pink.

I could og on about steven pinker and his cronies and the polar bear running away from the bigger polar bear while the human does not runaway from the bigger human and uses ey's intelligence (thank you for proper English ey guy, sounds Scottish/Irish (same thing)) to kick it's ass and rips it's jugular out. Fucking ooga booga big bench oversized roiding FREAKS! but I the small warrior will destroy them, I dare to win, I came, I saw, I conquered.

fucking Caesar still had lifts though, typical fucking roman

all this pisses off steven pinker and his cronies
that little kike doesn't understand that this benefits him but then he goes on about his love affair with richard dawkins and how this obscure gene made him do that

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:22

go on*

and that first part of the post was meant for somebody else then i realized i misread him so i kept it anyways

you nutty liberals and libertarians (/prog/) are all the same anyways, here comes my big dick of textual emotion to dominate your ass

fucking post limit

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:25

>>53
I remember your posts. How much you got your faggot nerd ass kicked and you still won't kill anyone.

write a book about it and get laid

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:27

>>56
I don't understand Peven Stinker relation to rationalwiki or to this ``conversation''. Take your meds.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:28

>>53
If I had in front of me a box with a button that would kill you instantly, I wouldn't press it, I'd hit it, slap it, stomp on it, and tape it down just to make sure. I'm the guy that beat you up in the locker room back in high school and laughed at your tiny penis and told the girl you liked back then about how small it was. Now that I got this sweet sysop job with the NSA after they flushed all the unloyal people out, I've finally found you and I've returned to bully you for the rest of your life, armed with all your information.

Hey guys, did you know that >>51 likes something called "yaoi"? He also uses a Macbook Air and has spent a suspiciously large amount of money on panties for someone who phone and email records show does not have a girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:29

>>58
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me. I fucking piss and shit on your nonchalance. Kill yourself you little white shitstain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:30

rofl http://www.theindychannel.com/news/good-news/dallas-teen-is-both-football-player-cheerleader

I wonder how pinker feels about this

where my big black nigger dominating all the white women and spreading his genes? you aren't supposed to be playing with them you fucking big black alpha male ape

now fuck my tight kike ass and make me a dawkins!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:33

>>59,>>60,>>61

This means war. You attacked a user-friendly, the semi-friendly turned against me, and you are clearly not friendly in the first place. I'll take both you drama queens on and kick your fat oversized asses.

No modern technology, just sword and shield.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:33

>>60
I hate you with every atom of my being. The only reason you are still alive is due to the inverse square law.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:34

semi-friendly*

fuckin exherbo is more user-friendly than you fuckin pieces of shit

take them on kick their ass and win you stringbean
then you can lift weights and tell pinker to kiss your ass, you can do both and succeed like no one has before

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:41

Just letting everybody know that >>64 has downloaded over 200GB of child pornography over the past several years, beginning on 20060416-013206, his 17th birthday. Phone records show that within the past 90 days, he has only been in contact with his mother, which took place over 132 phone calls.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:45

>>63
I decline. I have, however, alerted the IRS to the fact that you failed to declare $5026.53 in income for the 2011 fiscal year, when you were laid off and had to accept a job as a toilet hygiene manager and accepted payment in cash. Did you know that tax fraud is a federal crime?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:48

toilet hygiene manager
That was ENTERPRISE quality!

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:48

>>66,>>67
Bastard!

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:48

>>66
I hope you suffer a very long and excruciating death, and that afterlife exists and that you go to hell and suffer exponentially increasing pain eternally. I want to invent a machine to integrally duplicate people so I can make a thousand copies of you and torture each one of them in a different way. The universe may not be infinite, but my hatred for you is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:50

>>67
I know Income Tax if for Federal Employees n the USA, which 20+% every year fail to submit, at the least.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:51

an unreported $5k for odd jobs probably won't get much of a reaction from the IRS

Name: >>71 time2stoposting 2013-09-06 0:52

s/if/is/
s/n/in/

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:52

>>70
HA! this nerd's reddit knowledge is apparent. He thinks the only afterlife possible is a typical standard normal person Christian version! You're in for a surprise, nigger. He even thinks the universe is not infinite even though he fails to define what is finite about it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:54

>>72
We saw that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:58

>>74
He thinks the only afterlife possible is a typical standard normal person Christian version!
I didn't assume that. If only your reading comprehension wasn't limited by your mother's drug abuse during pregnancy and her getting beat up by your retarded redneck dad.

He even thinks the universe is not infinite even though he fails to define what is finite about it.
My hatred towards you isn't finite in any way.

nigger
Don't you dare call me a nigger you little white cunt. Open up the window already, you're stinking up your parents' basement.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 0:59

>>76
I'm bored with you. Ta~ta, beaner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:00

>>69
Well would you look at that, you've pirated several pornographic films, with an unsettling amount of midget fetish and interracial ones. Some copyright holders are going to be very displeased to hear this.

>>70
I noticed you just deleted all your CP. Windows is a very bad platform to be doing that from, even if it is in a virtual machine. Would you like for me to send you the backups we took for you, I can have a few buddies in the FBI deliver.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:01

>>77
Choke on my gigantic fucking dick, cracker.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:02

>>78
interracial
Got a problem with that? Racist!

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