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NSA has broken most encryption

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-05 18:46

No, really! I'm not just making shit up this time:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/us/nsa-foils-much-internet-encryption.html?hp&_r=0

The agency has circumvented or cracked much of the encryption, or digital scrambling, that guards global commerce and banking systems, protects sensitive data like trade secrets and medical records, and automatically secures the e-mails, Web searches, Internet chats and phone calls of Americans and others around the world, the documents show.
I hope you don't have your plots to *redacted* the *redacted* with a *redacted* and your CP stored on Google Drive, no matter how much encryption you applied[i]![/i]

In related news, the NSA stores all encrypted data, "just in case". https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130620/15390323549/nsa-has-convinced-fisa-court-that-if-your-data-is-encrypted-you-might-be-terrorist-so-itll-hang-onto-your-data.shtml
In other words, if your messages are encrypted, the NSA is keeping them until they can decrypt them. And, furthermore, as we noted earlier, the basic default is that if the NSA isn't sure about anything, it can keep your data.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:03

>>78
But if you send one of them on a delivery, the faggot orgy you have every 30 minutes just won't be the same!

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:05

>>79
I will not let you get the last word in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:06

>>82
Kill yourself you retarded redneck cracker.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:07

>>83
Kill yourself you retarded new-atheist nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:11

>>84
You first you little white faggot cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:13

>>80
It's objectifying and demeaning to African-Americans. Obama is going to make an announcement to that effect in a few months when it's outlawed with bipartisan support. The Republicans will love it because they hate racemixing, and the democrats will love it for the above reason. I'll hold on to this evidence until the time is right.

>>81
Please. These defense contractors, Oracle, and Cisco keep us up to our eyeballs in underage pussy and cocaine. You're tax dollars at work. No queers here. Remember what happened to the faggot Alan Turing when people like us found him? Don't think we've quit our tradition, we merely stopped making it obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:13

>>85
You first you little nigger atheist kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:16

>>86
I never knew I was a walking talking giant stack of tax dollars.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:18

>>87
The white race is dying and you're going down with it. Remember slavery and the indigenous American genocide? It's time to find out what it's like to be on the other end of the stick. I will piss on your flaming grave.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:20

>>89
wow

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:32

(defun fibA (n)
(cond
((= 0 n) 0)
((= 1 n) 1)
(t (+ (fibA (- n 1)) (fibA (- n 2))))))

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 1:44

>>88
That's all you are an all you've ever been, my grammatical enhancements not withstanding. You are our slave you little shit. Get back to work and make your Uncle Sam rich. If you've got a fucking problem with that, we can send you on a state paid vacation to reconsider. Oh, and when you're old and all used up, do us a favor and die quickly and don't suck down the money we set aside to pacify the niggers with.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 3:25

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_mass_surveillance_disclosures
Other prominent targets include members and adherents of the internet group known as "Anonymous"
Quick Admin, change our name to `Nameless' or something before you get a national security letter! They might confuse us with that other Anonymous.

Name: Bananas 2013-09-06 3:53

>>93
I officially decree the default handle will be Bananas.

Sorry Nomen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 15:20

Fucking hell, why did this scala out of proportion:
https://pay.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1kno70/i_think_ive_found_the_company_that_produced_the/
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=nexidia&title=Special%3ASearch

I am ending. I going to move straight into encryption systems, and start build real tools and apparitions completely encrypted. I might use Tails to start with something, and hopefully have enough traction.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 15:54

>>95
Fuck you reddit, ECHELON's been around for twenty years. Where were you then?

Fucking faggots.

start build real tools ...
Let me guess, you'll rewrite everything. In C. But with extra crypto.

Well guess what my little friend, most ``hax'' aren't mathematical. Most of today's ciphers are secure, and there will probably never be a computer capable of breaking a modern 256-bit symmetric cipher. But guess what? That doesn't matter. If your code is filled with buffer overflows and off-by-ones and shitty pointer arithmetic, all that won't matter.

Stop using C. Use ((Lisp)). Use closures. Save the environment! (I'm pretty proud of that pun)

Name: 95 2013-09-11 16:36

>>96
Not rewrites, but deployment of systems and communication securely. I implied it with stating I will use Tails. So far I am leaning to a Gnunet and Freenet approach to anonymity and encryption. But who opens up their emails, their pages, their bank notes, their daily internet activity with them? That is what I mean I will be working on, making these systems approachable by anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 18:17

>>96,97
You're both incorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 18:26

>>98
C is fucking shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 18:46

>>99
Too kool 4 skool

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 18:48

>>100
fuck you dipshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 20:40

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 21:46

>>101
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 21:47

>>103
whitey = junk DNA.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 21:50

>>104
nigger = satanic DNA

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 21:55

>>105
whitey = white devil.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 21:58

>>106
nigger = ooga booga

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 22:12

>>107
I will enjoy plunging my boot onto your face when the revolution begins, white shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-11 23:16

>>108
.skT

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:06

I told you all, Tor was broken:
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/09/freedom-hosting-fbi/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6382963

USENET, Freenet, Gnunet, and other mesh networks are the only way now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:30

>>110
What about i2p?

Name: 110 2013-09-14 19:49

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 20:15

>>110
Kevin Poulsen

Name: 110 2013-09-14 21:06

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-20 15:26

We know there are exploits in the some kernel drivers that everyone knows about, but this is too funny:
https://youtu.be/84Sx0E13gAo?t=24m15s
https://thehackernews.com/2013/09/us-government-asked-linus-torvalds-to.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 3:56

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-12 13:39

Hahaha, now we have proof Google works for the NSA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtQc850xZRY

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-12 14:00

>>117
And its posted on a google owned website. -_-

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-12 14:38

>>118
Hahaha, I know right⸮ Too bad RT, and many other news organizations do not self-host their videos, or use other video hosts like dailymotion. Let's give them another Darwin award.

In our case, we know how to download the videos without the use of cookies. Isn't that awesome?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-12 19:01

>>119
cclive?

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