node.jews might have shitty constructs, but at least it's non-blocking and other buzzwords I can't recall now.
PHP has absolutely nothing good.
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Anonymous2013-09-08 19:06
Rock Star
This buzzword is annoying. Every company's hiring department wants ``rock star'' programmers now. It's the ``handle turners'' and ``shit shovelling'' programmers that get the real work done.
>>13 A program that's name is ``Dubs checker'' really shouldn't return an error when given non-dub input. That's like grep returning an error if the pattern isn't found.
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Anonymous2016-06-28 17:25
>>14 But that's what it does andreas@macbookpro:~$ grep "asdfadsa" poesie.markdown andreas@macbookpro:~$ echo $? 1
>>22 Those dubs are so large them checked themselves. As a dedicated dubs checker, I feel underutilized.
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Anonymous2016-07-01 8:38
>>19 Dubs checker: v0.14 Input:19 Result:Error: InvalidDubsException You failed!
>>20 Dubs checker: v0.14 Input:20 Result:Error: InvalidDubsException You failed!
>>21 Dubs checker: v0.14 Input:21 Result:Error: InvalidDubsException You failed!
>>22 Dubs checker: v0.14 Input:22 Result:OK Well done!
>>23 Dubs checker: v0.14 Input:23 Result:Error: InvalidDubsException You failed!
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Anonymous2016-07-01 20:49
dubfagging: people obsessed with dubs instead of actual intelligent discussion
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Anonymous2016-07-05 7:08
>>27 DUBS ARE A LIMITED RESOURCE YOU BUFFOON. YOU'LL BE THANKING US DURING THE NEXT DEPRESSION! WE'LL HAVE OUR DUBS SAVED IN CANS WHILE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKERS STARVE!!!!!!!!!! SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!
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Anonymous2016-07-05 7:43
>>28 Survivalism makes sense if the catastrophe is small and localized. When numbers become a limited resource, reality itself will breakdown and ̢̠̫̮̪͜͢͡h̡̯̰̞͓̯̤͖͔̟̻̥̹̰̞̜͝ͅe̴̶̞̮͚̱͟ ̺̣̖̪̪̭̖͖̥̯̫͖͔̥́͠͞ś̖̠͎̰͇̞̞͖̠͖͓̺̺̗̯̣̹͘ͅt҉̵̡̣͍̮̼̟͉̝̱̘͓̖͎̲̝̜̳͜ͅͅa̵̢̧̡̼̖̺̹̱̫̘͍̙̣̮̠͉͍̰ͅr̫̭͇͍̣͚͉̭͙̲̼̱̙͙͟ͅͅs̛͙̞͇̕̕ͅ ̴̡̺͇̠͖͖̰͘ͅw̴̛̺͓̪̳͚̦̺̥͠i̛̦̥͇͍̣͈̺̹͖͈̝̘͍͈͎̭͡l̨̰̞̠̠̬̫̮͉͉̞̟̥͟l̵̸̡̥̱̻͍̣̫̯͚̣̞̀ ̜̟̖͚̼͍̳̘̭̰̳̪͠a̵͓̯͓̠͔̳̪̤̼̩͓͍̦͇͚̣͘̕͢͝ĺ̙̬̩͈̬̻̲̯͘i̷͡҉͎͙̺̙̬̜̥͈̤̱̫̖̺̙̤ǵ̴̶͕͇̮̺͔̼̣̫̪̼̲͕̟̩̰̳̼̪͠n̵̖̮͓͍̯̪̭̦͈̟͚͖͕ ̴̗̯͇̗̠̠͓͕̲͚̪̝̲̞̱͞i̷̛͎̱̰̱̺̭n̴͟͢҉̨̖͍̭̘̼͙̖͓̪ͅ ̕҉̛̼̹̲͉̳̝̗͈͍͔̤̼̟͝ͅt̷̡̟̹̜͇̯͖̕h̵͢͞͏͔̮͇̥̹̹̞̗̹͉̱̗̬̞̞̩͓͔e̛̛̬̬̙͈͜ ͕̤̬͈͈̖̣͉́̀ͅp͏̴̧͍̟̙̣͙̪̟́̕ơ͘͏̺̱̫̭͟͞w̸̨͕̰̘͕̖̥̗̟̜̝̜͓͔̯̥̪͞e̶̵̛̤͓̭̖̗͙̩̮̹̱͍̫͙̻r̰̗̣̭͓̗̹̯̟͘͘̕͠ ̸̜͇͉̖̖̠͈̩̳̻̙̳͓̜̭̀o̷̴̧̢̯̖͚̺̺͚̖̤̮̻͚̲̕f̨̧͉̬̬̺͙͇͕́͝͝ ̛̺͉̜̹̫̼̫̗͜͠o̴͏̷̢̳͓̰̦͙l̷̵̢͕͖̮͘ͅd̨̘̩͎͖̲̰͖͜ͅ ̴̨̥̝̖ó̮͖̯̻̗̠͎̘͔̫͎̝̪̪̯̹͘͜͠n̛̦̼̗̜̺̘̱͚̹e̷͏̷̧̟͇̼̝͔̼͕͓̙̲̤̳̱̹̙̲ͅs͙̗̣͈̰̻̞̞̻͘͘͢͡,̸̧͎̗̦͓͚̗̩̫̖̝̥̕͞ͅ ̛̛͚̣͕ͅt͖̰̺̹̗͕̦̩̦̕͟͡h̹̰͎̲̙͕͔̺̟͈̥̫͙̯͉̺͈̙͎̀͢è͓̪̳̲̘͢ ҉̸̨͓̟̘̖̣͖̜̪̥͍͚̻̩͙͠ͅļ̠͔͔̗ͅa̵̱̩͚̤̥̻̞̙̥̲͔̩̯͉̕͞͝͞s̢̢̪͙̦̩͙̹̣͓͜͜͡ͅͅt̷̷̷̞̯̹̻͉̩̱̕͟ ̸̛̜̲̦̘̻̟̩̠̲͓͚͓͎̀͡ṕ̫̯̠̻̞̫͙̭̳̥̤̙̕r҉̟͙̜̪̦i̸͡͏̟͎̭̦̯̥͓m̛̼͍̯͔̺̪͓̥̪͔͔̲͡ͅe͙̬̹̬̝͞v̸҉͇̞̘̹̜ͅą̴͞͞҉̯̺̺͖̲̭̰͔̮̥̯͕̯͎̥̩̫̲̼l̵̸͉̲̱̰̦̗͞ ̨̩̥̫͕̦̝̕m̤̭̜̪̠̮̻̹̮̣͉͚̫̯̳̝̀͡i̲͙̯͔̘̟̜͙̬̣͙͇̝̙͖̭͘n̷̸̛̙̖͓̼͇d̵̡̠̝̳̙̠̟̣̻̞͇͢͠ͅ ͘҉̷̧̰̠̩͡ͅo̕҉͏̧͉̟̹͔̥̝͍̳̹̘̝̫̘̟͓̝͖͘ͅf̶̱͖̯̭͈́͘ ̫͚̖͎͜͢b̢̡̧͉̹̪͍̗̟̥̲̳̠͚̙͇͓̪̞̹͡͡ͅé̴̷͏̗̙̜̙̕y̵̴̙̩̗̮͈̞̭͉̹͔͎̯͢o̧͔͇̣̦͖͇̝̪̹͇̗̙͟n̴͟͏͇̬̗d̸̢͓͎̠̳̰̣͎̟̤͉ ͡͏͍͍̪̖͖͍͇̩͍͓̹͙̗̖̯̝̪̹̀c̶̢̤̭̗̼̗͓͞h̴̡̲̳͍͈ạ̶͎̯̺͚̳̙̭̫͓̰̙̭̼͓͢͝ǫ̶̶͉͕̯̥͜͢ṣ͉̗̯͇̺̼̦̭̣̹̳̬́͡ ̧͈̳̹̪̰͍͍͚̝̞̖͔̕͠͝a͝҉̩͕͚̠̹͚̻̜̬͈̘̟̙̫ǹ̗̰̙̫̥̲̟͇̳͉̖̗͝ͅd̫̠͍̯͘͜ ̶̴̧̳͉̺̻̤̖̱̙̭͉̪̗̪̟ǫ̝̺͔͈̙̦͙̲͚̬̰͖̰͟r͏̖̯̭̦͘ḑ̶͕͍̖̱͇̮̜̱̠͙͓̠͡e͔͍̬̻͙̞͠ͅṟ̷̭͔͍͚̖̗̝͇̠̹̘͙̟̟,̶̶̭̖̣̥̜̫͍̮̟̫̙͕͟ͅ ͏̲̦̯͕̖͙͢͝ͅt͟҉̼̣̣̲̖̙̪͕̯̱͠ͅḥ̸̰͚̭͙́͜͟͞ę̛̮̲̯̰̣͈̻̪͎͎̺̬͝͠ͅͅ ̴̨̠͓̖̲̘̮̤̮̫̹̜̳̣m̵̝̖̼͚̞̘̰͈̙̙͔̱͎͈͇͟e̢̛͡͞҉͖̮̜͎̼̦̞ͅa̡̩̟̬͙̮̻̦̝̕n̛̼͇͔̦̝͚͓̼͈̺̞̻͙̣̼͓̜̬͞ͅí̴̸̢̺̳̣͈̰͔̠̤͉͔͖̹̱͟ͅn̸̝̮̖̜̯͍̺̠̩̜͍̮͓͍̭̗g̶͔͖̪̮̜̙̞̜̗̕ ̵͇̰̺̥̣̻̟ó̸̸̦̺̲̬̫͈͘f̴̩̯͕̺̜͖͜͜͟͠ ̵̢̧̛̥̩̭̝͉͎͞l̴̛̛͚̜̠̼̣̗̹͉͍̫̞͚̰̦̟̭̝̞̼͞i̵̪̝̬̥̼͍̜͝ͅf͇͕͎̳̙̜̣̝̠̳̤̭̰̱̰͢͠ͅe̸̻̘̫̜̞̯̰͓̼̺̟͍͕͕͉̤͉͠͞ ̡̡̨͇͉̻͙̮̼͖̼͈̣̺̀ͅi҉̷̢̼͍̖̰ͅs̸̡̞̩̜͇̱͍͓̬̪̤̟̖͕͔̕͢ ̷̷̢͔̰͓̙̰̥̺̩̥̳͙̙͉̰͉̜̀͡d̷͜҉̷̟̗͕͇̤ḙ̶̠̟͉̦ͅạ̴̢̧̡̹̣̹̼̱̲͕̕t҉̨͚͈̟̗̣̤̬͓̜͈̪̳͔̫̫͔̤̪ͅh̸̢̛͇̳͍͉̬͞͡.̛̜̼̭̲̲̙̘̪͔̼͔͔̮̀ͅ ̴̸̀͘҉̺̮͎̖͎̟̱̭͚̯I̶̦̙̻͎̬̝n̨̞̞͚̩͘ ̡͏̢̘̖̪͖̘̪͉͙͚̰͓͖͕̗̯̮͟͠t̶̴̡͎̙͙͔͔͚͇̱͓̩͘h̸̨̤̭͕̣̣̩̣̳͕͉͟͢e̵̶̬̹̝͕͚̘͍̥̪͕̹̬̟̣͢ͅ ̨̡̀͝҉̜̱͎͖̻̠̭̠̫̪͈͓̻͔̳̘͉̮͙A̸̢̡̢̝̦̟̫̙̮͡b̢̪̝͈̱̟̗̟̥̺͙̯͎̭̮̀͘͟ͅy̶̴͓̘͕̲̩̺̠̤̮̮͉̪̤̥̤͎͖̹͠s̵͓̲͔̗̕s̸̭̦̘̕͜͠͠ͅ ̷̴̷̛̩̙̻̗͞o͈͉̖͉̼͓̩̗͓͓̪̹̗͇̫̫͉̜͠͡f̡҉̵̺̲͈͔̹̠͚̮̥͎̝̻͝ ̧̢͎͇͙̥͚̦͚̼͎̳̩̭͔̻̀ę̵͠͏̗͖̦̖̹̝̩̖̫̼̟͖̦ͅt̠̼͓̫̭̟͙̼͈̳̩̜͔̤͔̜̭͘͠͡e͏͏̢̰͇͚̗̦̜͕̣͕̭͍͉͜͜ͅr͏̟̟͈̭̼̙̥͎̞̮̻͓̱̯͞ͅņ̶̪͚͚͓̖̼̜̯̺̣̬͡i̴̴̡͈̩͓̪̭͔̜̟̳̝̠̥͉̫̣̜̘͜͝t̴̟̯͕͙̯̦͈̩͉̘̣͇͔̕ͅy̸͏̨̡͖̞͕̘̠̥͕̮̭ ̶̡̱̝̞̜̱̣̮͜ͅą͢͢͞͏̱̖̪̗͙̪̣͚ļ̧͙͚͓̯̜̖̜̞̺͡l̶̥̫͔̦̣̗͈ ͏̲̤͇̩̗̠̰̩̯͍̯̥̬́͢͢b̵̶̧̩͍͖͟ę̥̳̥̯̞̦͍̣̱̼̤̬̬̱͔̝̠͠͞c̶̨̨̬͈̘̱͉̻̖̲̠̕ͅo̡̱̜̯̭͚̜̻̳͇̱̤̦m̼̣̘̯͚͎̬̥̀͢͠͝e͏̱̯̥̠͎̘̮̻͜s͖̳͕̱̕̕͟͡ͅ ̷̷͝͏͏̰̹͕̜̞ẃ̧͉̻̦͙̝̮͇͓̰ͅͅó̷̢̖̱̹̰̦̦̰̞͓̜̩͉̟̖̲͞ͅr̴̥̥̯ͅt̴̵̡̡͔̻͉̤̺̱̣̝̯̘̤̭̲̰̬̜͈͚̮͡h͠͞͏҉̬͕͔̭̥̪̜̙̲̳l̷̷͈̤̩͉̹̼̠͍̙͇̲̠͕̩̜͝ȩ̵̷͙̠̯̱͙̜͔̹̞̺̮̗̥͉̟̣̮͕͟ͅs̠̲̼͙͔̞̦͍̼̳͕̼̩͓͝͝s̵̨̛̬͍͓̺͖͎̥͜ͅͅ.̸́̀͏̴̺̣̺̘̮͔̩̜̮ ̸̢̛̦̼̟̦̞ͅ
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Anonymous2016-07-05 11:23
>>27 You won't be saying that when DubsChecker goes into public beta. I personally hope the developer doesn't forget to build a mobile version too. Maybe Terry Davis can also cook up an alternative for TempleOS so you can check em while you talk to God