Erlang vs Java

Languages that run on a VM general.

Why do so many people hate Java and like Erlang?

Erlang is slooooooooow.

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Well fuck you dipshit. Fuck you hard and deep with a rusty rake.

What kind of fictional hardware bug can make the language specific VM work, but not another VM in the same server running the same processes as domain-specific VM in another language? If the are the same processes, the output will be the same, which includes errors.

What the fuck. You can easily trigger the f00f bug using a C compiler (or even just an assembler). You can't trigger it by feeding any kind of code and input to a brainfuck interpreter, though brainfuck is (theoretically) computationally as powerful as C (or assembly).

Thanks for confirming your buttration.

Eat a bucket of diarrhoea.

Good thing I brought those languages into the conversation as possible solutions to your requirement, so we can reiterate the point that VM or Jails need to be implemented on the OS, regardless of the language and the program.

Oh, so we agree. Do you also agree with the statement that the vast majority of code (including [b]all[/b] unprivileged code) running on a secure system should be interpreted bytecode or the direct compilation/translation (to machine code) of bytecode?

Wild guess, Web app developer. Never programmed a kernel in his life. Never dealt with faulty hardware.

Wrong on all three counts. That bucket's getting cold.