Redpill me on gelcaps

I got a bottle of Tylenol today. Half of each pill was red.

The other half was blue.
http://i.imgur.com/BDgXU.gif

I will tell a girl I want to lick, sniff, and pump her anus full of my sperm instead of asshole because the word anus makes you more aware of it itself

i mean you wanna do that to my cute little anus? my anus of all things? hot! asshole is just a vulgar mean word used by jock douchebags who aren't a kinky lover like me

if i could get a girlfriend

>>12
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER "__ MY ANUS" BOARD AND I DON'T WANT A RETARD (JUST TO BE CLEAR, NOT YOU) TELLING ME WHAT BELONGS ON HERE, PARTICULARLY WHEN HALF THE POSTS ON THE FRONT PAGE ARE BARELY IF AT ALL RELATED TO MY ANUS