Redpill me on gelcaps

I got a bottle of Tylenol today. Half of each pill was red.

The other half was blue.
http://i.imgur.com/BDgXU.gif

Fuckk you faggot you made me laugh.

http://rickpdx.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/gelcap.gif
http://boards.420chan.org/mdma/src/1376634191622.gif

>>1
Found it:
http://blog.chasejarvis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jkPill_Explosion.jpg
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb34acACd1qfmambo1_500.jpg

http://www.thereformedbroker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/red-pill-or-blue-pill.jpg

>>1-3
_{Back to Reddit, ``please''.}

>>4
I think that's the first "back to" I've seen here. I want to be clear that shitting up the board with your precious little /polecat kebabs/ bullshit isn't going to change anyone's behavior in the slightest. It's only going to make the board slightly worse overall. Go back to fucking yourself, ``please''.

>>5
Fuck you faggot.

>>5
Back to /prog/, ``please''. This is /bbs/.

>>6,7
Well fine, it was a nice month or two but I guess if you want to spend the rest of your life sniping and creating metathreads to the detriment of the board because you have nothing to contribute, you fucking hangers on, no one will stop you. You belong on /prog/ however. You're inferior and you can't bring us anything useful.

>>8
Please move the metathread discussion into its own thread so we can have a metametathread.

Also suck my dick faggot.

Let me explain the sentiment of >>4,5,7 so you understand >7,8:

We do now want useless spam threads. Deviant threads are fine, as long as they have content, and are not blogpost threads. The resurrected redpill-me threads are useless, and troll bait, which is why we do not want them. If they were real questions, we would be fine them, as long as searching for them proved fruitless.

s/>7,8/>>7,8/
s/do now/do not/

>>10
Well, the purpose of the original post was humor, which was evidently largely unsuccessful. I was quite content to let it die (and therefore subsequently saged my posts), but I have trouble ignoring these fucking idiots posting their hotkeyed insults. I don't want another "___ my Anus" board and I don't want a retard (just to be clear, not you) telling me what belongs on here, particularly when half the posts on the front page are barely if at all programming-related. The thing that spoiled /prog/ was people being assholes to the exclusion of everything else. No one's going to post code when they can be fucking certain some little piece of shit is going to pop up and slag it before anyone can even look at the thing. And if someone doesn't like a joke, what's wrong with not saying anything and letting it drift off the front page? The fact that these little pukes are not sageing proves they're just looking for attention. Therefore, >>1,5,8 out.

I will tell a girl I want to lick, sniff, and pump her anus full of my sperm instead of asshole because the word anus makes you more aware of it itself

i mean you wanna do that to my cute little anus? my anus of all things? hot! asshole is just a vulgar mean word used by jock douchebags who aren't a kinky lover like me

if i could get a girlfriend

>>12
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER "__ MY ANUS" BOARD AND I DON'T WANT A RETARD (JUST TO BE CLEAR, NOT YOU) TELLING ME WHAT BELONGS ON HERE, PARTICULARLY WHEN HALF THE POSTS ON THE FRONT PAGE ARE BARELY IF AT ALL RELATED TO MY ANUS

>>13,14

le terrible(overclocked exclamation mark) face

omg, > doesn't allow you to greentext anymoar !!!

>>16 `
>What do you mean?

and is it even need?

at all?

It is best to take it easy.

>>18
^{_{Back to /jp/, please. But stay here, I'm just telling you to post more, it's been shit lately and we need more VIP posters. wch2huwdfuk}}

>>20
Fatal error
You didn't make a post?!

>>21
The post is left as an exercise to the reader.

‭

‎‎

>>22
Definition: A shitpost is a post such that its average perceived quality is at least 2 downboats.

Theorem: Let l be the number of occurrences of the substring "lel" in a post. A post is a shitpost if l > 0.

Proof:
LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i miss lel-kun, not for his lelspam, but for his Krueger posts (´；ω；`)

>>25
lel-cunt was the french guy? what.

>>26
http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1379563888/27

You could've put this in /lounge/. That's what it's for.

>>28
Thread was made before /lounge/ was added.

Check em