Redpill me on gelcaps

I got a bottle of Tylenol today. Half of each pill was red.

The other half was blue.
http://i.imgur.com/BDgXU.gif

>>1-3
_{Back to Reddit, ``please''.}

>>4
I think that's the first "back to" I've seen here. I want to be clear that shitting up the board with your precious little /polecat kebabs/ bullshit isn't going to change anyone's behavior in the slightest. It's only going to make the board slightly worse overall. Go back to fucking yourself, ``please''.

>>5
Back to /prog/, ``please''. This is /bbs/.