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Horrible languages (that aren't (meant to be) esoteric)

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-30 16:33

AutoHotKey syntax

mIRC scripts

[spoiler]FIOC[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-30 16:41

Spoilers worked in the preview.

What the actual fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-30 17:16

- perl
- bash

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-30 20:27

>>2
They always work in the preview. The regex is broken.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-30 22:36

>>3
1. All shell syntaxes are shit.
2. FIOC syntax would be better for shellscripting purposes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 0:33

>>5
I disagree. Shell syntax is designed to take as few characters as possible, so that it is quickly typable by someone who is well versed in it. It is not meant to be intuitive, readable, or even maintainable. For that, shell syntax usually isn't shit at all.

The problem is when people try to make it maintainable. For example, our ENTERPRISE build system is an ungodly amalgam of ant and make, so naturally every time a tweak needs to be done to it, people just tack on shell scripts because it's easier than tracing the mess of self-rewriting Makefiles or trying to bludgeon ant into learning a new trick.

The root of the problem is that the various shell languages have export trivially, and this isn't so cleanly done in other languages unless they take over the calling chain themselves. I'm not sure if I'd call this a deficiency of the operating system model, or of other languages, or what, but it put *sh where it wasn't supposed to go.

Of course, you still can say that this means shell languages suck, but before you do so I would invite comparison with Java - another language that ended up in a place it wasn't originally meant to be, but responded very in a very different manner than bash/sh/csh/etc, and I think suffered for it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 1:07

>>6
oh wow does that help u get ab oyfriend u nerdy girl ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 3:53

>>6 or just managing the server. But he is right, .sh was built as a quick way to interact with the small programs on the OS. Thus word lengths and conciseness drove the *nix world.

>>7[code] `
Like social life has anything to with programming, unless you are in the Psychiatric field, then it is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 20:52

>>6
Shell scripts do qualify as shit, though. I'm not talking about the Perl-esque '$@#~!!!', I'm talking about bullshit like if [ cond ] / if [[ cond ]] / if [[ -ne cond ]] / if [[ -eq cond ]], ((((((((((((((( 2 + 2 ))))))))))))))))) and crap like that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 21:02

>>7
Nerds of any sex/gender will never find romantic or sexual partners. They all suffer and die alone. Fuck you all I hate you and I hate myself

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 21:04

>>5
I agree with 2. Is it that fucking hard to make a scripting language that looks like
file = '/home/faggot/notemptyfile'
if (cat(file)) {
echo("nigger") >> file
}

where all bash functions/built-ins are imported as functions and you don't have to deal with ``s and var|$vars.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 21:05

>>10
If you're suffering for being alone, Tumblr and the imagereddits might be a better place for you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 22:40

>>12
Fuck you faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 22:53

>>13
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 23:42

>>12,14
Wouldn't the tumblreddits be populated with insufferable entitled cunts who blame everyone except themselves for their ``involuntary celibacy syndrome''?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-01 23:49

>>15
Maybe Tumblr. The imagereddits are full of horny "i wish i had a gf ;_;" retards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-02 1:49

>>10
"Nerds" with MENTAL ILLNESS*

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-02 1:51

oops forgot le stylized exclamation marks

forgive me, /prog/ gods

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-02 7:17

>>16
fuck you dipshit, I didn't chose to be horny as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-02 8:20

Please refrain from tacking "reddits" to the end of random words.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-02 8:52

>>20
Only ``tumblreddits'' and ``imagereddits'' have been used here, those are the only words that ever got the -reddit suffix in this last year.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-02 13:04

t-thanks >>20-sama-domo-reddits, I-I'll try not to next time. P-pplease f-forgive me reddits~

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-02 18:52

>>20
Pleasereddits refrainreddits fromreddits tackingreddits "redditsreddits" toreddits thereddits endreddits ofreddits randomreddits wordsreddits.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-05 22:16

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-05 22:53

Why is this subreddit not more popular than it is?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-06 12:39

>>25
What kind of attractive content you see here?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-06 17:36

reddits

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-08 1:00

Perfect number get

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